Perfect Dark turned 20 recently, as you'll know if you read our exhaustive history of the game's creation. Our good friends over at Eurogamer have done a similar piece, speaking to the people who made this amazing game happen.
One of those people is Steve Malpass, who also shared a rather shocking story from his early days with the company. A word of warning – this isn't a tale for the squeamish, or for those who have recently consumed food.
It involves a new member of staff, who, in a fit of misguided laddish tomfoolery, desecrated a Rare shirt:
I remember, not long after I started, somebody on testing, he was put into QA, he was from South Wales, and he came in. They used to do the shirts, which devs would wear at shows. Sometimes these would filter down into testing. You'd wear your shirt with pride. One of the lads, one of the testers had this shirt - and this new guy thought it would be hilarious to take this shirt into the toilet and wipe his a*** on it. Literally. So there was this s*** stain on this guy's T-shirt. He put it back on the desk. The other guy picked it up and smelt it, and went, oh my god! There's s*** on my shirt! I can't believe it!
As you can imagine, this jape went down like a lead balloon with Rare's higher-ups – although some saw the funny side initially:
This filtered down through the company. I remember Mark Betteridge, who was the tech director at the time, he thought this was hilarious. He told Tim Stamper this story while they were having lunch in the staff canteen. And Tim was like, he's got to go. Get rid of him. It was the idea of, you would take this property that had the Rare logo on it, and wipe your a*** on it. Not only are you new, you've only been there a couple of weeks. You are on probation. What's this guy going to be capable of when he's not on probation? I remember he got called down to the boardroom and he never came back again. That just put the fear of god into the testing department. It was like, s***. These guys don't f*** around. Testing was long hours, it was a bit laddish. Late '90s. People took s*** seriously from that point on.
Every workplace has its odd moments, but we're not sure wiping our behinds on items of clothing is the way we'd attempt to gain favour at a new place of work. But then again, this is the company that gave us the Great Mighty Poo.
[source eurogamer.net]
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He wiped poo on another employees shirt and you didn't think he'd be fired in a heartbeat? What the heck?
All together now:
"I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my s*** at you"
And now today, he'll be reminded of his poor behaviour and his shame renewed.
Actions have consequences, and can make for a funny story.
Welsh boyo adds logo to t-shirto.
Yeah, no. That subheadline quote is an excellent argument for why this story is worth ignoring. Which is exactly what I'm doing. It could be the greatest example of journalism ever (it's not), but I'll never know, because I'm never reading it.
@JimmySpades Everybody poops, Jimmy. Lighten up.
You know you're in for an interesting time when the article image features The Great Mighty Poo.
"People took s*** seriously from that point on."
Oh my...
The last seen from the Q and A tester was the Public Relations department holding him down as his feet soaked in concrete. No one at Rare took a dip in the office's pond after that.
If this happened today, you'd have a bunch of pearl-clutchers screeching about "cancel culture" and MUH FREEDUMBS!
"These snowflakes can't even take a joke! That new, probationary employee shouldn't have lost their job over wiping actual s*** on someone's t-shirt! Damn you, leftists!"
Good that they are able to laugh it off. It's obviously worth getting mad over, but just firing the tester without being dramatic about it was the right call.
@bahooney Even in a game cough Animal Crossing New Horizons cough
Well, if I was the guy who owned the shirt, then I'd probably be fired as well, because not only would I break this idiot's skull, I'd more than likely would also let him drink out of the office toilet.
Some people just don't understand that certain types of pranks simply aren't funny, no matter which way you look at it. This guy was a disgrace to the Rare name, and I'm glad he was fired. I do hope he has learned from it since, otherwise I'm assuming that he's had a pretty tough and useless life, so far...
One time at work, maybe about 10 years ago now, my SUPERVISOR caught one of the newbies with his email still logged in. He proceeded to mass email his contact list a "coming out" email, on which there was family members. It was absolutely vicious. I remember being like dude, you just got yourself fired FOR SURE. And that's the story about how I became the supervisor.
...and so, the *****-stainer become head of RARE product management after the Microsoft acquisition...
It is known.
And he never showed his face, nor his faeces, at work again.
That's just insane. Some people are just out of their minds!
@PurinPuff I completely agree
It was a dumb idea to for starts
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