Where do we even start? Indie publisher Fantastico Studio has revealed that Rainbows, toilets & unicorns, a bullet hell shoot 'em up, is coming to Switch next week.

Described by its developers as "the most irreverent shooter ever", Rainbows, toilets & unicorns tasks players with making their way through enemy waves, eventually taking on 15 bosses across five crazy worlds. Amazingly, there is actually a plot behind this madness:

The Story
Fed up with the world and exhausted by the hot weather – thank you climate change! – you resort to your last hope: your favourite unicorn flavoured ice cream (the recipe? A mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma). All of a sudden, you are struck by the urge to visit a bathroom (is the ice cream involved? We’ll never know), and the only option to avoid pooping yourself is the chemical toilet down the street. Thus began a bad trip in which you will have to face your greatest fears in a fight to the last splash.

So not exactly The Legend of Zelda-style story writing, then, but exciting all the same.

We also have a feature list and a selection of screenshots for you to check out:

Key features
- Fast-paced gameplay with varied weird enemies
- Complete 5 worlds
- Defeat 15 huge bosses
- Amazing soundtrack
- Colorful pixel art
- Tons of references from the most influential people of our time
- 2 flying unicorns!

The game's set to launch next Friday on 13th March so make sure to keep an eye on the eShop if you're interested. It's also coming to PS4 a little later on the 16th.

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