If there's one thing that's historically saturated the internet, it's horror stuff. More specifically, the entire subgenre known as creepypasta, a style of story that is infamously cliché and poorly written to the point that it's actually quite amusing.

So in the name of Halloween, snuggle up and dim the lights as you watch the video above, featuring the definitely real Grimwald Gutfright, as he conglomerates all these stories into one for your temporary amusement.