Update:
Oddly this one seems to be Europe-only; erm, lucky Europeans, right?
Original Article:
It could be argued that the Splatoon 2 Splatfests have been a little hit and miss in terms of themes, but we'd suggest the next in line is rather from the bottom of the barrel - or the bowl, to be more precise.
Next weekend's Splatfest is all about Toilet Roll positioning, at least in Europe (we're waiting for Nintendo of America to confirm its theme, but it'll likely be the same). No, really, it is.
Amazingly, some are pointing out an illustration from in the game that may have inspired it.
Is this whimsical and quirky or just a bit of a sh... bad idea? Let us know what you think in the comments.
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This is now a duty free zone.
There's only 1 right answer.
I don't think I heard anything about this for Japan? Is it confirmed somewhere?
Ewww...toilet paper and Splatfest in the same sentence!
@yokokazuo Ah you're right, I thought I saw a SplatoonJP tweet but that was an error. Just EU confirmed so far.
Back / Front / Back / Front....
Remember Ketchup VS Mayo..and..and...they changed the ink to..umm..red and...yellow...I wonder...if they change the ink to...
@GrailUK I almost went there in the article, but resisted...
@ThomasBW84 Lol
Yeaaahhh... They are that desperate to try and keep Splatfests unpredictable. But hey, it adds to the overall fun. ... Front Roll if it truly is the same in NA. Ive seen the inconvenience of the Back Roll firsthand.
@GrailUK seeing the post itself, should be pink and blue.
LOL. Does anyone even use the so-called 'back roll' method?
I never thought this was a topic worth discussin/fighting for, but obviously there's only one convenient way and that's 'front roll'. 😆
Lol, and everyone thought ketchup vs mayo was ripe for puns. Looks like one of the event organizers had a little spat with their significant other over bathroom etiquette...
@N1ntendodo
This is gonna be extremely one-sided, unless some folks just join the clearly inferior back-roll method to make it more fair. Or just because they don’t wanna be pink, lol.
What about the people who don't use toilet paper ?
@GrailUK Great, my profile pick is ruined now
Hmm, not a lot of people stating a preference I see, lol.
Front.
Seriously tempted to NOT partake in this Splatfest. What a [removed] topic.
Great, if we get that in NA I'll choose back roll so Marina can even out the wins.
@Fandabidozi – There's only one right answer, that's why people aren't saying it. Front roll is the only choice here.
@Anti-Matter Back attack for me! lol
If you want to piss everyone off you’ll go ahead and lazily not correct putting it to a back roll
Ours should be folded TP or crumpled TP... you know when it comes to wiping
I believe the actual patent for TP has it in the front orientation. Plus, there have been specified benefits of front over back.
Two words:
Back Roll
I want to see what the commentary will be though by the two.
Ah this is for Europe, I knew it when it was a terrible SplatFest...I was like this...sounds very Europe and just noticed. Phew.
Splatoon 2 going down the toilet.
This is the stupidest theme they could've went with. Hmm ... maybe Jake Paul vs. Logan Paul could be worse.
bidet master race
Scatological humour at its finest.
This is the best Splatfest theme I've seen so far. Very divisive.
My goodness...they could have picked two halloween characters (dracula vs mummy) or two characters from Arms or some food item (sushi vs steak), but TP direction?!? Boo hiss....
@m0i OH NO! (I'm sorry for laughing)
Toiletnator from Codename : Kids Next Door should join in Splatfest.
Wow, I thought some of the themes couldn't get much worse, but I was proven wrong. XD It will likely be the same theme for NA, but I was hoping for a Halloween theme. I guess there's still a small chance for there to be one closer to Halloween itself, but the Splatfests seem to be about a month apart, so my hopes aren't that high. Oh well, at least I get to be on Pearl's team again!
But... but... What is the commentary going to be like?!? I can only imagine.
Alright, I am a certified master plumber of 23 years (for real) Here's the answer... it's to the front. If you pick to the back, you are backwards and therefore wrong. I will Splat you for this. This has annoyed me for years and now I can let loose my frustrations on you backwards dummies. Thank you Nintendo. Thank you.
Completely pointless. I'm not playing.
Front roll..... But back roll if you have kids, not as easy to unroll it haha
I guess wii be playing Call of DUTY!............ I'll show myself out
Anyone who has played Thimbleweed Park will appreciate this theme.
Another Switch game where I stumbled upon this toiletpaper thing is Thimbleweed Park. It has an option menu where you can change the the toilet paper positioning in the game to front or back.
Choose your destiny wisely guys.
What an odd Splatfest theme... lol
I don't understand...there is only one correct choice for this.
I guess this is our chance to see how low the % can get!
What about us people who are too lazy and just put it on the sink counter? Oh its just me... well ok.
I just put it on the sink counter like @607jf but I'm happy Pearl might finally get a chance to win. Nintendo has been very unfair in giving all the great choices to Marina's side and thankfully most players can stop choosing their favorite character's side and choose properly for once, just like the good old Squid Sister days. #SquidSisterForever
WOW. They reeeeeally need help woth thier Splatfest team ideas.
Why can't I vote for the Andrex puppy though?
I think it’s quirky cute. #TeamFrontRoll
Only one correct answer for this.
Anyways, yeah I think it's time we get a licensed Splatfest. Mario vs Luigi would be a good one
Poop ink!
I don't care, I use banana leaves.
What Marina says
I love this random ?s cause most poeple have asked and proably at least thought about ot once
While I agree that front is the correct answer, if you have a cat, back is a viable option.
Seriously?
@Sinton Only awful people don't have a cat. Therefore, the left is the only true option.
@Octane If there is only one RIGHT answer. Does that mean that you want us to pick the one on the right? :/?
@chewytapeworm
every party needs a pooper
that's why they invited you
party pooper
party pooper
Most people I know don't even put it on the roller. They just put it on the counter and wait for me to do it. lol
It goes in the front.
Splatfest over. Winner decided.
Team back roll.
Am I the only one that doesn't put his toilet paper on the roller? It's so much easier to just pick up a roll and take off what you need.
This one is bizarre but I like it. Front roll all the way. I never understood back rollers but I’ve seen them in the wild sometimes. 🙃
keep on rolling...
@vonboy89 hmm.. It’s not kinda hygienic I guess. You wipe your ass then put that fingers inside again and again. Its okay if you always wipe with your right arm but what if someone before or after you use left one?!
Front, always front. In the back it stays in contact with the wall so... That's impossible. I actually once had a long discussion about this topic with a group of friends, so I guess this IS an actual argument!
I did have to go and check my bathroom as I wasn't sure whether I was a front roll or back roll person. My sister told me I was doing it wrong and I do front roll.
Looking at the comments above though front roll seems the way to go.
Scrunch or fold? Will be next.
!!!!??
@Yasaal
Forgive me if I am mistaken, but weren’t both mayo and flight Pearl’s teams? They were both the cooler picks, too. 😉
@GoldenGamer88
Don’t know who those two guys are, but your Black Manta profile animation is super crazy awesomeness. Is that from Injustice?
Splatoon rules!
Who the hell uses toilet paper when God has granted us with 10 digits and mouth?
@FlashFan207 Sure is, it's his outro. Always wanted Black Manta in Injustice 1 and when he was a stage transition in 2, I feared all hope was lost. Neither Aquaman nor Black Manta get the appreciation that they deserve.
Now there's a cause worth fighting for
@GoldenGamer88
That’s so true! Aquaman is so badass and people just say, “Oh he just talks to fish,” or whatever. Even that on its own is incredibly powerful considering the sheer amount of aquatic life on the planet. But the super strength, invulnerability, super swim speed and Atlantean tech, the guy deserves to be mentioned in the same conversation as the other Justice League heavy hitters. Obviously I’m a Flash fan, but he is the second character I am most interested to see portrayed in the movie. Both very excited and apprehensive.
So wait, it the back roll thing the way you guys do this across the pond? Like driving on the other side of the road?
Had to think about it, I guess it's normally always in front. Is having it in back really all that bad?
May have to reverse it for a time to see if it actually makes any meaningful difference
They really missed a golden opportunity to use brown ink in this one.
@Ttimer5 i was always #teamfrontroll and never understood the other way, until i started babysitting my brother's young kids - and ever since i've turned traitor
Boooooooy!! If this ain't the stupidest...
wtf
@shani I was at an office the other day (well it was more like a town house turned into a block of offices) and when I went to their toilet and they were using the back roll method. So people certainly do it.
I'd probably put it the front way if I was doing it....but I wonder how much difference it really makes. Seems like a really odd thing to have a strong opinion about.
I say probably because at the moment we just have one of those toilet paper stands that you stack the toilet paper on. Sort of like this: http://cdnll.touchofclass.com/images/xxl/X762-001.jpg
Crap idea 🤓
Back roll all the way. Never had a problem with it. Tried front roll for a while and it just wasn't for me. It will be an awkward splatfest since we seem to be a very tiny minority though.
I almost expect a "chicken or egg?" contest next.
@FlashFan207 You're right. I meant in terms of the popular vote but my fault for not specifying
I hope NA gets a halloween splatfest, but it'll likely be the same.
Westerners and their toilet paper.
Well... I guess toilet rolls and Inkling Ink are kinda already acquainted...
I hate to admit that Marina has a valid point about cats on this one...
@Yasaal
Oh, fair enough. Reading your comment over again I see what you mean, my mistake. That said, I was on the Mayo and Flight teams, lol. Ketchup is good too, but c’mon, Flight is a way cooler superpower.
@aesc
Such an awesome Demolition Man reference. The three shells! I wonder how much longer it’s gonna take for society to adopt that system? I can’t remember what year that movie was supposed to have taken place in.
@DeltaPeng
Haha, nothing like a good ol’ SplatFest to make you start trying new things!
@FlashFan207 True that. I just hope the NA players get a good topic for Splatfest. We didn't get one yet...
@Dizzard No I know people do it, I've seen that too, but I'm certain they just do it out of laziness, not out of conviction.
@Yasaal
Yeah, I’m holding out hope it’s something a little cooler.
One of the biggest debates in human history. I'm glad this is a splatfest cause this [removed] needs to be settled NOW!!!
@Sauron75 Mind your language - Octane
@Anti-Matter
Looking at the lower picture, i think he would fit right into ARMS!
@Fandabidozi Front is the only way to go.
@aesc
Very good....but how do the 3 shells work ?
I will choose back roll because it will be less popular and I will actually get to battle people that aren't in my own team
Very random for Splatfest ideas indeed and seems like they are out of fresh ideas already ? Why not a Halloween theme...
I must be missing some kind of dumb inside joke! Why are people actually defending front roll so passionately?? This must be one of those inside jokes cause it is a little ridiculous. I use Back roll because it is physically easier and works more smoothly. The benefits of Back roll are obviously better than the simply "Patented" Correctness which have almost no benefits. Honestly, Honestly, Honestly this joke is going to far but I guess that is what these kinds of jokes do, take something wrong and jokingly keep going because that's "funny".
@aesc He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells! ha ha ha ha ha
Clearly front roll is the correct way, there is no debate.
Just started up my game and apparently the US one will be Vampires vs Werewolves. It starts on the 13th. I didn't see an article for it so just letting people know.
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