Last year we reported on some humorous details from the official Nintendo Character Manual of 1993 - it was provided to companies and brand agents to ostensibly provide key facts around these characters. The main revelation on that occasion was that Yoshi's real name is T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas; this merely reasserted our belief that Yoshi is a dinosaur, though we certainly wondered what the T stood for. It was Blake Harris - author of the novel Console Wars - that had revealed the previously confidential information, and he's now revealed more fun details for us to enjoy and question endlessly.
Though these are 'official' details on the characters, they're iffy enough that we wonder whether someone at Nintendo of America was making them up as they went along. Take the page below, for example, which suggests that Wario is not an evil twin of Mario - as some assumed - but is actually a former childhood friend.
In a profile page on Mario, meanwhile, we're told that the plumber's favourite kinds of music are opera or new wave Euro-pop, diverse offerings that do nevertheless play into his Italian stereotyping.
Moving on to Nintendo Life HQ favourite Bowser, he's apparently so petty and unpopular that his reason for invading the Mushroom Kingdom was simply to crush the happiness of inoffensive fungi.
We're also given information on Princess Peach's white magic capabilities and a surprisingly heavy back-story for Toad.
Finally, the author for this guide decided that puns were the way forward when summarising Kirby.
Some fun revelations to debate, though not too seriously, we'd suggest.
[source pressthebuttons.com, via kotaku.com]
Comments (39)
Lol! Amazing!
Lol what even
Actually, I'm pretty sure the thing about Wario being Mario's childhood friend has been touched upon in other media, such as the super-obscure old Mario comics! And that about Peach's white magic was mentioned in the original Super Mario Bros.'s booklet as the main reason Bowser kidnapped her! The more you know...
Cool
Princess Peach's White Magic........Fire Emblem - Radiant Peach CONFIRMED
Oh c'mon! Hahaha, who did this? Ah, Nintendo you know how to have fun with a back story.
@GloverMist Indeed. Wario's backstory is actually entirely true. Although the author failed to mention how he saw Mario as a "bully" of sorts.
Peach uses magic to keep her clothes clean?
She would've had a lot of fun in Salem...
Wario claims to have known Mario since childhood, but who can tell if that's true?
.......Some Wario figure said that or something : P
A weird thing I just saw was NSMBU during the Rose Bowl. Very cool!
Well, I knew about the whole Mario and Wario being buddies and Peach having some sort of magic power to reanimate the toads that were turned into bricks, but the part about Bowser's reasonings for being the bad guy I didn't.
> "the Fungus Federation"
We sure haven't heard from them in a while, huh?
@Hero-of-WiiU Super Mariota! Our only hope against Shameless Jameis!
Interesting backstories...
Now I feel even more sympathy for Bowser! ;_;
Mario and Wario were childhood friends and went to school together?Wow can there backstory get any more adorable?
I'd still like to know where Blake Harris got this information. One guy comes up with a never before seen document and we're supposed to believe it couldn't possibly be faked? Does he mention the source of this information in his book?
Mushroom Warriors by Koei Tecmo confirmed!
Play as Peach with white magic abilities as you command armies and protect the Mushroom King during the Koopa War!
Y'know, while I love the new SSB I'm a li'l disapointed they took out Wario's "shoulder charge" move in the new SSB... Now he has no moves hardly referencing his Wario Land games...
Koopa war? Huh, I guess that Mario warfare video series on YouTube was based on a true story
Peach did seem like a White Mage in Super Mario RPG.
I've always accepted that Wario was Mario's childhood pal, no relation.
I actually remember the childhood friend explanation for Wario from somewhere else. It must have been several years ago, but that theory is awful familar and sorta makes sense.
So whenever Peach floats in mid-air, uses her "Peach Bomber," creates a damaging rainbow over her head, or dance summons a bunch of giant peaches (although not as giant as the one James found), that's all white magic? Hmm...
So whenever Peach floats in mid-air, uses her "Peach Bomber," creates a damaging rainbow over her head, or dance summons a bunch of giant peaches (although not as giant as the one James found), that's all white magic? Hmm...
I can't consider this information canon =s
I remember reading a Super Mario Land 2 comic in an old issue of Nintendo Power which would suggest that Mario and Wario knew each other during childhood. Here is the first page:
@Usagi-san LOl! A document YOU have personally never seen, is what you meant. simply because you have not heard or seen something, doesn't necessarily make it questionable. How many specialized degrees do you carry? Enough to say you know everything? This was posted under "Weirdness" not news... If it turns out that it is not real, would it not seem "weird" for someone to make this up, regardless? If your concern is for the Mario-verse canon, I'm sure most of this has been dumped since Its inception in what seems to be 1992.
Wait so... Wario is from Brooklyn?
@chiefeagle02
THANK YOU! I just logged in to post that exact comic. That comic is from (I believe) 1991-1992, so, them being childhood friends is "old news."
MFW reading Toad's backstory.
@EatMyMoney LOL.
neat
@SanderEvers
What happened to it? I haven't heard of it for a while
@chiefeagle02
I wish Nintendo makes those comics!
But who would've thought that the reason for Bowser kidnapping peach was her ability of reincarnation?
So the Mario & Wario comic was true all along.
Well, I learned what a culvert was today
I thought it was pretty obvious that the T. in "T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas" is a reference to T. Rex. So Could be Tyrannosaurus, or just T. Yoshi even has the same kind of body posture as a T. Rex.
You can't really blame Bowser.
I find sentient mushrooms unsettling too, let alone happy ones.
Interesting stuff
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