Topic: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Anyway, let's move on. We don't want this to become the "blast is a pervert" thread.

Go to sex ed class, kids. Don't let the tyranny of the Victorian establishment (which apparently includes online forum moderators) get you preggers!

I'm just carrying the torch for this game. Lol I do applaud the few people in this thread that comment consistently. We're keeping Zelda U relevant. Until a new gameplay trailer happens.... this is the situation.

I mostly just come to this thread to screw around anyways. lol.

Except, by outright declaring what he was joking about, his post goes from vague to disgustingly obvious.

Don't explain the joke. Specially not these jokes.

So, again, let's just forget about it.

So....um...yeah....
....Who do you think will be the guide in this game, then? lol

Guide? As in Link's know it all companion?

I'd bet it will be Sheiky the Sheika Stone Fairy. No need to go to some location to get the solutions for the puzzles, fail a few times and she will force you to watch the solution right there.

I say it's a robot...a female robot...or Fembot or whatever you wanna call it, lol

@Megumi: Whatever that thing is, it better be at least half as lovely as Ezlo

I myself appreciate the mocking of things by stripping away the layers of human innuendo and laying them bare, in their basest form—the better for mocking their puerile simplicity. That said, point taken. I don't seriously begrudge your role as a moderator and will try to be... less anatomically accurate.

We need to see horseback (sword) combat gameplay, like, yesterday! Seriously, Zelda is the only AAA to do horseback combat any justice. I can't wait to see it make its next-gen debut!

im not sure if this is seen by the people who are making this game but as a completionist with very high morals i have to say this. sorry if i offend anyone im not meaning any disrespect or trying to hurt others feelings.

but with the release of triforce heroes i have to say if nintendo makes zelda wii U where link is encouraged by better rewards and basically forced to wear a dress, then i can effectively say that this zelda game will be the last i ever play.

if i wasnt a completionist and driven by intense feelings of having to acquire everything and it being conflicted by my morality then triforce heroes might have been a good game for me, but i sincerely hope that they dont do that to this game.

again i apologize if i offended anyone here, it was not intended as a personal attack.

I for one am highly OFFENDED!

It's not!

@Haru17: im sorry mr. haru, lol i wasnt sure what kinda reception to expect because i had a huge super blowout on youtube with someone about the whole dress situation. but tell me, am i wrong for thinking link wearing a dress is just a horrible horrible thought?

well then at the very least i got to share my frustration over my favorite hero being ruined by the society of "no one left behind" and having to include everyone. link does not belong in a dress.

Triforce heroes was designed around the concept of changing costumes to gain abilities, skipping girly costumes just because the character is male would be limiting that concept. It has nothing to do with being inclusive, it's just silly fun.

The costumes are completely optional to wear though- specially the girly ones, at best they only add extra hearts to your life bar.

Zelda U, as far as we know, is not being designed around the same gimmick. So don't worry about Link's masculinity.

Well I haven't personally used this one yet so...

thats different, that scene was in the original and it was for subterfuge. and he was shaking his head the whole time. and it genuinely got some laughs because he didnt have a choice, link had a choice and he should be ashamed for willingly wearing girl clothes on the quest to save the world.