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Topic: Who would win in a race? Sylvestor Stallone or Tom Cruise?

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Colonel_Mustache

@XandertheWise I'm gonna say Rocky, I feel like he'd hold up better than Tom Cruise... Although age plays into it too...

@TheBigBlue uhhh...

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Rambler

Everyone keeps going on about how short Tom Cruise is. I think that's very unfair.
It's probably the case that he's actually quite a tall, strapping lad for an inhabitant of the same planet as Xenu.

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Kermit1 wrote:

@Eagly Tom Cruise is gonna be the first person to make a movie in space...... Not like many other films have been set there...

Russians have already made a film in space.

This is why American Exceptionalism is no longer a thing as the US has looked to the Elon Musks and Tom Cruises for leadership only to fail to the Red commies.

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GrailUK

Tom Cruise rides a motorcycle in every one of his films...so I'll go with Tom Cruise. Unless Stallone can outrun a motorbike...

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

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Ryu_Niiyama

Two old guys racing? I would say the paramedics would win. Clear!

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Matt_Barber

Stallone would win if the race was to the nearest plastic surgeon.

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