I am Super Smash Bros. Fan. Today, SuperSonic1990 reported to me that Guitarmasterx7 (Whom I hate, he's the antagonist of this story, so play along.) was attempting to destory Nintendo of America, with help from RandomDCE and other absolute Wii haters.
I was furious, so I decided to round up a band of people who not only enjoy the Wii, but also defend it. These people include Pixelman, SuperSonic1990, KnuckleSonicx8, and so many more. When we pinpoint the exact location of NOA headquarter, KnuckleSonicx8 called Reggie Fils-Aime saying "Guitarmasterx7 and his minions of Wii haters who grew up with Nintendo are attempting to destroy you because they didn't get things that they wanted in time. We are marching up to NOA...."
Reggie said "We are not allowing Wii haters burn down our headquarter! Are you part of the team of selfish Wii owners who attempt to destroy us?"
KnuckleSonicx8 said "No, absolutely not. In fact, we are trying to save you from the wrath of Wii haters."
Reggie said "Whew. So how are you going to save us? Now that you told us, we'll be ready. What will the band of teams you have are going to do?"
KnuckleSonicx8 said "I am not the team leader. Super Smash Bros. Fan is. He'll talk to you about this. Super Smash Bros. Fan, get the phone from me."
I did and told us of our plan to save Nintendo of America from being burn down. "Here is what we're going to do. Since our team has arrive at Redmond, Washington, tomorrow early in the morning after we eat breakfast, our team will surround the building with signs saying "YOU SELFISH HARDCORE GAMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING!" and "STAY OUT OF NOA PROPERTY AND EXTINGUISH YOUR FIRES!". There's more signs, hopefully, you'll understand what we're doing.
Reggie reply "Your idea has been approved. Now, we shall make sure those selfish hardcore gamers pay for the past three years of nothing but stupid complaints."
I said "Thank you. Good night, we shall see you tomorrow." (Hangs up phone.)
The people of Nintendo Life cheer Reggie approval, except Alex Says. He said "Guitarmasterx7 is not that serious. He would NEVER do this to Nintendo. If you're going to put up pitchforks telling people not to burn NOA, you are idiots. I'm leaving this idiotic group with no common sense." (Alex Says leave the group and goes home.)
Corbie said "Well, we lost him, however, he wasn't necessary. I told you not to put him in this group."
I said "I wish I listen. But let's get some sleep, we have an company to save and we have only one day to do it."
Everyone said "Good night. We can only hope this was actually worth it. Nintendo of America depends on your leadership."
We went to sleep. Little did we know, SethUltimaFlame (A Wii hater that I constantly argue with.) was spying on us and knew what was going to happen."
"Calling Guitarmasterx7, Calling Guitarmasterx7. Or Random DCE if he's asleep."
Guitarmasterx7 picked up the phone "Got information on those Wii fanboys plans?"
SethUltimaFlame said "I copied the whole thing. Nintendo of America is dead. We shall strike there place tonight when they are all sub-conscious and burn them and then destory NOA once and for all."
Guitarmasterx7 said "Very good spying. They won't know what hit them and when they do, they know they will be dead! They better say there last words before there death. Oh and **** Nintendo."
They stop talking and SethUltimaFlame runs back to the meeting place without a word.
However, Pheonix Sage heard all this and woke up the other members, including me at 1 AM, the hour before we were suppose to be killed. "WAKE UP PEOPLE! GUITARMASTERX7 AND HIS MEMBERS WILL BURN US IN AN HOUR! GET UP AND LET'S GET PACKING!"
We all did and packed our stuff, shortly before we were suppose to be killed. We gave an illusion that we were asleep in that cottage and would be killed without warning.
RandomDCE led the group, since Guitarmasterx7 was out in a club, which ****** off the followers. CurMc93 said "He can't just leave us here! Beside last time I check, Super Smash Bros. Fan is an very light sleeper. He could have notice us and packed away already. It's not worth wasting fire on burning an potentially empties cottage."
SethUltimaFlame said "Yeah right. Super Smash Bros. Fan is an stupid ******* who can't lead a person to the bathroom. Remember his stupid posts on Video-Game-Info Forums and Youtube?"
Before they could finish the converstation, RandomDCE said "GET THE **** GOING! WE ARE NOT WASTING TIME!"
They followed and they burned the cottage, only to find out that it was empty. RandomDCE was so furious that slam his black hat down and stomped on it and scream "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO UUUUUUSSSSSSS!?"
Gmoz said "Shut the hell up! People are going to notice! Why don't you blame Guitarmasterx7? They would be dead if it wasn't for him! Call him on your cell phone!"
RandomDCE said "Good idea, I'll teach that ******* a lesson!" (Dial number and call Guitarmasterx7.)
"Hello, hello?"
Apperently, Guitarmasterx7 was lip-locking the ladies when his phone range. "Oh. Gotta get the phone. Be patience".
"So RandomDCE, are those waste of human beings dead yet? Reply n..." RandomDCE said "THOSE FANBOYS GOT AWAY SINCE YOU WANTED TO GOT INTO A CLUB AND HAVE *** INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH THOSE ***** CALLED NINTENDO FANBOYS!"
Guitarmasterx7 said "They are not our priority, despite the fact that the team failed there assignment. That would have helped, but we didn't have to do it now. Wait for tomorrow, NOA is the one that must be destroy."
RandomDCE said "BULL****! YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET IT IF WE FAIL AT THAT TOO!"
They go to bed, waiting patiently as they think that tomorrow, NOA is dead meat.
At 6:00 AM, I got up and blew a horn to get other people to get up.
My members were so tired after having to move out of there potential death. "Ungggghhhhh."
I said "People. We have no time to sleep. At 8:00 AM, the Wii haters will strike at Nintendo. It is time to get into premission. The team at Nintendo Life who does the review, updates, whatever, watch our every step from when we leave the cottage until we fend off the Wii haters and save NOA."
Stuffgamer1 was tired and in a grouchy mood "Okay Super Smash Bros. Fan, be patience."
We got our clothes on, ate breakfast (Prayed before doing that.), brush our teeth, and took our showers, then we prepared to march to NOA to defend it. I was at the entrance, along with the most important members. Well-known members was beside us and so on and so on until we cover the entire level ground of NOA. However, Irken with his lighting-fast speed (Not really, but faster then all of us.) was on walls to see and above ground threats. Luckily, we got new from Reggie Fils-Aime that the only threats was at ground. And lucky for us, the Wii haters didn't hear!
Guitarmasterx7, SethUltimaFlame, and RandomDCE were up at 6:30 AM and they hurried the Wii haters. Guitarmasterx7 said:
"Grab your pitchforks, torches, and signs! We are destroying NOA for the disgrace they've been to us."
They were instantly ready and they marched on. About ten minutes after we arrived on NOA headquarters, the first signs of Wii haters came. They came in torches, pitchforks, and signs! They also were saying "**** YOU NINTENDO FOR DESTROYING THE HARDCORE FANBASE! NOW YOU DIE!" all the way. However, NOA had our teams back and the martial artists kicked the **** out of the weakest members. However, it wasn't guarantee win as Guitarmasterx7 manage to get adside them along with most of the members. As a result, we argue with them and fought them in order to save NOA from being burned down. When things seems to start getting bloody (No deaths occur from any sides.), TheSaneRevelation (Known as Darknessthecurse or Darkness The Wolf.) yelled at us fanbase. He had just about had it with us and said "STOP ALL THIS ****ING FIGHTING!". And we did. TheSaneRevelation preached about our behavior:
"Do you fanbase understand how horrible you're acting! On the one side are Wii fanboys who put Nintendo above everyone else. But the other side wants them dead now. I say this now, YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, ESPECIALLY SUPER SMASH BROS. FAN AND GUITARMASTERX7, LEADERS OF TWO PATHETIC NINTENDO GROUPS! I couldn't dream that there would be a worse fanbase then the Sonic fanbase, but you are the worst fanbase I've ever seen. Why can't you respect people opinions? Why do you have to attack other people just to get your way? I am tired of all the e-wars between fans, look! You just embarrass yourself in front of millions of people all over the entire ******* universe! God damn, is this fanbase made of ****? Before you war with each other, THINK about what you are fixing to do. If only you people respected opinions, I wouldn't be here. I hope that someday you will make sure that warring with other parts of the fanbase is wrong, it's stupid, it's lame, it's embarrassing, and most importantly, UNNECESSARY! I'm done, have a nice ******* day!" Then TheSaneRevelation walked away.
Despite this, Guitarmasterx7 and RandomDCE was arrested for trying to destroy NOA due to being selfish. I was about to get arrested too, however, Reggie Fils-Aime stand up for the fanbase who actually apperatice there works and I was saved. The Nintendo Life members were hailed as the savior of Nintendo of America and each of us was asked one game that we wanted on the Virtual Console. I choose Mega Man VII, Stuffgamer1 choose Earthbound, KnuckleSonicx8 choose Mario Party and etc until all of us were asked and our requested filled. Joy spread across the fanbase and we have learn an important lesson. Respect people other opinion, even when it's about video games.
Where do bad folks go when they die They don't go to heaven where the angels fly Go to a lake of fire and fry Don't see them again 'till the Fourth of July
I knew a lady who came from Duluth Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth She went to her grave just a little too soon flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die They don't go to heaven where the angels fly Go to a lake of fire and fry Don't see them again 'till the Fourth of July
People cry and people moan Look for a dry place to call their home Try to find some place to rest their bones While the angels and the devils try to make 'em their own
Where do bad folks go when they die They don't go to heaven where the angels fly Go to a lake of fire and fry Don't see them again 'till the Fourth of July
"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
However, Pheonix Sage heard all this and woke up the other members, including me at 1 AM, the hour before we were suppose to be killed. "WAKE UP PEOPLE! GUITARMASTERX7 AND HIS MEMBERS WILL BURN US IN AN HOUR! GET UP AND LET'S GET PACKING!"
Hey look, I'm in this story! And I saved you all from dying using my ninja-like skills to hear things from a distance. Cool.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
@Iz2009: You could always click on it. It's easier then trying to explain.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
@Iz2009: Don't worry about it; I wondered the same thing until I just decided to click on pixelman's Backloggery (which is the most fantastic one I've ever seen, hands down, it's a work of pixelated art). I got my own the same day.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
@Iz2009: Don't worry about it; I wondered the same thing until I just decided to click on pixelman's Backloggery (which is the most fantastic one I've ever seen, hands down, it's a work of pixelated art). I got my own the same day.
I like what I see. I think i'll make one over the weekend. Oh, and I'm a criminal mastermind with the intent of taking over the world by destroying the internet!
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