Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

@ogo79 They don't call me the king of games for nothing!

@SheldonRandoms

I've been at my job for about an hour now (I'm working 2 hours earlier than usual), were preparing for the store's "grand opening", even though the store has switched over to the New store company for a couple of months now. I walk in about to punch in, when suddenly one of the store mangers walks up to me, looking like somebody offended her. I smile and was about to say "jeLOL" (meaning hello, and people think I'm saying hello either way), when suddenly, she said to me "What's the matter with you Anthony, can't you read?", she looked like she had woke up triggered or somthing. She pointed at some piece of paper that said on the "grand opening" to wear your black shirt, a shirt that I saw others wear, but was never given one, because I figured it was alright to wear the red one they gave to me, maybe they needed to order my size, idk, but they were fine with it since August, but now NOPE! I explained that I never received the black shirt, did this change her mind, did she say she was sorry? Yeeeeeahnadda nadda nadda, she just went to some closet, found the shirt (thankfully) in my size that was in black, and just told me to put it on and to go back to her and make sure it fit, but then she all of a sudden, said poopy poop poop about my pants, they were sweatpants, and that was a no no for them, and it's always been a no no, but I had to wear them since wearing the regular jeans while pushing shopping carts, I do A LOT of walking, and it didn't matter if I SWITCHED them out, because eventually, they would have gotten a home in them, near the area between my legs. I told her that and she allowed it I guess, but really she probably just didn't want me to go home and change pants, probably wanted me to go into the bathroom and change the trash bin full of paper towels with germs on them and used diapers, and there was no trash bag in the bill, and it was full.......

.....Now do people see why I wish Sheldon & Mr. Randoms can make its return and just idk, I better get back to work, i wonder if I'll come home with PROFOUND SADNESS.

This is surprisingly good FUN!

https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com

Have a quick go if you like.

randomly presses keys
I just hacked y'all.

So! Stephen Hawkings believes we won't survive another thousand years due to mankind's actions - war, climate change, etc.
http://www.businessinsider.com/stephen-hawking-1000-years-201...

Time to pitch in to build a White Whale? xD

I'm sure I won't survive that long anyway.

Unless they invent artificial bodies. We're not too far from that point.

Don't worry, we'll just have our heads saved in jars for eternity.

I'm not even sure I'm gonna survive this decade lol.

to whom is concerned with survival...
this survival knife right here will get you through anything life throws yer way

Needs more cowbell.

you are correct because ringing a cowbell in the middle of the woods or an island if you are stranded merits rescue since the cowbell is universal to sos.
they need to take this crappy knife back to the drawing board

I dunno, I think one of those tools could be used to make a cowbell...

Customary joke:

"This isn't even my final form!"

That looks painful. There's no way I could put it in my pockets without all those blades poking me in agonising places

...I don't think its actually real. Unless the gun is ornamental, along with all the saws and blades that don't look like they'd fit in those slots safely.

lmao

I just ordered city folk and four packs of Amiibo cards from Amazon.

Now I'm having buyers remorse.

On the bright side it was all just a little over 30 dollars.... But uuuuuugggghhhh it's stinging my conscience.

So, the Wii turned 10 today. Many people think of the shovelware when they hear the console's name but there were also many great gems like Zack & Wiki, Muramasa, NMH, Madworld and Bloom box. It's in fact one of my favorite Nintendo consoles.