Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

I couldn't let the beard talking die so here's my experience...

I'm 25 and I just have to shave like twice a month Sometimes I wish I could grow a full beard, but I can live without it.

My skin is delicate and shaving clean is a bit rough... So I just let it grow and shave every two or so months.

Back to dreams, I had one last night where I was Mr. Bean on a plane. The seats didn't face forward, but rather towards the windows, and my seatbelt didn't work (it was two "plug-in" parts, and they were too short to tie together like Grant did in Jurassic Park), and even though the plane apparently had a spotty safety record, I wasn't really scared at all. I just sat there watching the cityscape go by the window quietly until the dream faded away.

...So I took a shower, and a little black paw kept showing up for a split-second as it pushed a shampoo bottle into the shower. Like, several times...-.-

Don't get your Sanya wet, or feed her after midnight.

lol, I think she loves water.
Then again she didn't poke her head into the shower, she just kept pushing the bottle several times. xD

She's trying to make your shower floor (or bathtub) bubbly as well, so your feet will be clean too!

...That, or she wanted to shower too. I've heard of cats that actually don't mind water.

@Tyranexx Their Great x9000 Grandaddy was a jaguar, I guess.

@CanisWolfred: That, or they're more closely related to catfish than I thought. (JK)

The cats I have bathed do NOT like water. XD

Sanya was laying in a weird position again so I took a pic....of course my phone screwed it up with a flash...So I'm going to use my ultimate crappy Photoshop skills (because she immediately got up afterwards) and get rid of that stupid glare in her eyes so she doesn't look like an evil cat from one of those horror movies/games. lol

(yes I was lazy and copy/pasted this from my Facebook/Tumblr post, lol...anyways I'll post it here too. )

My cat Gatina is a bit... Hyperactive right now. Running back and forth, doing furniture parkour.

I have no idea why.

lol, Sanya is being a goof now.

Also, just forget the stupid Photoshopping, I'm just making it even worse. -.-
EDIT: Anyways here she is, lol
https://67.media.tumblr.com/ae111602411831684434578f18f6c157/...

GO AWAY LZ! LEAVE MY AVATAR ALONE!!! >.<

....He's going mad with power again. >_>

That cat is about to destroy you with her destructo-vision.

Stupid glare...TwT
I love it when her eyes are completely black when she acts this way. lol

You got a black cat, and it's the 13th now (at least in Eastern standard time). You do the math...

Also, if I was a cat, I would've had a nasty hairball right now. And my throat is on fire! I clearly got something caught, but it won't go down, and when I took some anti-acid, well...let's just say part of it found another way out. I'm afraid to take some more, even though I'm pretty sure I could use it...ugh, twice in a row I'm waking up at almost 2 AM with some medical energency! It's probably lettuce from my sandwhich I had at dinner time. I was so ravenous, I could barely get myself to chew...now I'm binging on crackers to try to force it down...though I don't know if that's wise...

It's Contorto-Cat, with her heat-beam eyes! She's so cute! =3

.....Who? lol

The Galaxy N3DS is something so random it doesn't even make sense. Years ago Nintendo said they tried to port the Mario Galaxy games to the 3DS but "Mario looked like a speck on the screen", so it's very unlikely they're teasing it.

Sanya, of course! XD