Eh...you know there was a recent outbreak of a virus that affects only horses or horse-like creatures. Let's just blame all the dead ponies on that.
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Why, she'll learn that Friendship is the greatest power in the universe, greater than Metroids, or anything else she's ever encountered. Greater than even herself. And she'll become a Pegasister, who bows before Princesses Celestia & Luna! yay!
If not, the Mane Six have their way of taking care of problems, and Pinkie Pie has a recipe for bounty hunter cupcakes she's never tried out! But, it wouldn't come to that. There are some cupcake ingredient candidates around here too! You know who you are.
One more thing, Samus has never faced anything like THIS... Samus wouldn't harm anything so adorable, and innocent. Representative of kindness and peace that Samus has fought for. If by some unimaginable reason she could, well... Fluttershy can make even giant dragons whimper in fear of her!
I see one of two possibilities. Either Samus completely destroys everything, or Samus from Metroid Other M will talk to the ponies about Adam. And then give them a thumbs down, meaning she actually wants to go to a tea party or eat cupcakes or whatever they do on that show.
Samus will most likely blast everypony in Equestria. Then as she is about to leave the planet (which is about to self destruct, of course.) She encounters a baby pony. The baby pony mistakes her for it's mother and follows Samus to her space ship. Samus gives the last remaining pony to some scientists, so that they can learn to harness the powers of friendship. Samus gets a distress call on an abandoned planet, there she finds the evil Mother Brain. They fight, and Samus is nearly defeated, but just as Mother Brain is about to deal the final blow, the pony comes in and attacks the monster. Angered by this, Mother Brain kills the pony, taking this as a time to deal the final blow, Samus charges up the power of friendship that she gained from her pony. Samus escapes after she defeats Mother Brain, since the planet was about to self destruct. Sometime later, Samus is on a mission on a mysterious planet, and suddenly she is attacked by a parasite. The doctors develop a vaccine from the pony, which is infused into Samus's armor.
Samus will most likely blast everypony in Equestria. Then as she is about to leave the planet (which is about to self destruct, of course.) She encounters a baby pony. The baby pony mistakes her for it's mother and follows Samus to her space ship. Samus gives the last remaining pony to some scientists, so that they can learn to harness the powers of friendship. Samus gets a distress call on an abandoned planet, there she finds the evil Mother Brain. They fight, and Samus is nearly defeated, but just as Mother Brain is about to deal the final blow, the pony comes in and attacks the monster. Angered by this, Mother Brain kills the pony, taking this as a time to deal the final blow, Samus charges up the power of friendship that she gained from her pony. Samus escapes after she defeats Mother Brain, since the planet was about to self destruct. Sometime later, Samus is on a mission on a mysterious planet, and suddenly she is attacked by a parasite. The doctors develop a vaccine from the pony, which is infused into Samus's armor.
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Yeah... I guess, I mean, I don't know.
You know, parasprites are kind of like Metroids. Maybe the Space Pirates have taken control of them, as well as the creatures of Everfree Forest via mind control. She joins forces with the ponies to break the pirates control, and drive them away from Equestria! Departing, Samus leaves the ponies with knowledge of the Chozo and their technology! Making the ponies more powerful and kick-flank than ever! Resulting in shpydar's pic! @the_shpydar UBER WIN!!!
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There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Hehe, cool question. Seriously people? Samus killing intelligent peacefull lifeforms?? Are we talking about the same Samus here? :/ She is not a murdered for Celestia's sake, jeez. If you hate ponies is your problem, leave our dear Samus out of it.
What'd happen is... well. Samus will politely itroduce herself to the alien inhabitants, probably ask for supplies, talk to the folks get to know a bit about them. Get all "D'awwwww, so cute!" without showing of course. Then she will say goodbye, fly away on her ship. go back to her business, perhaps report the planet to the Federation... "Nah, they would just ruin the place~".
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