Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
I'll give you my dark soul....But! I want all the power to take other people souls! Sounds like a fair deal.
For you, the day LordJumpMad graced your threads, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. [url=http://www.backloggery.com/jumpmad]Unive...
It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
All the children try to run, To him its part of the fun. His branching arms are for collecting, His face is empty of expressing. He sometimes hums a lowly drone, He will wander 'round your home. Dressed in darkest suit and tie, He won't let you say goodbye.
I sold my soul years ago. It was a fateful night in October and I remember it vividly. The kind of night that was so warm it made autumn feel like summer but you could still smell the decaying foliage in the air. I was cruising along with the windows down, just me and a female friend enjoying the weather and each other's company. Then I felt my stomach rumble, it then occurred to me that I hadn't eaten at all since the morning. In fact I felt starved. "You hungry?" I asked the slender and beautiful girl sitting to my side. "Mmhmm.", she said while softly licking her lips. "How about some Wendy's?"
I pulled around to the drive thru and I could smell the deliciousness hanging in the air. While waiting for the cars ahead I reached into my pockets to grab my money. All my hands managed to grab though was cloth. Panic and horror coursed through me and I turned and said, "I don't have any money!" I looked at her pleadingly and she responded cooly, "Well I can buy you a burger.......for your soul." Now I imagine the look on my face a bit of confusion, some 'you serious?', and a dash of 'oh you.' As if on que, my stomach stabbed me with a sharp pain. "Fine I will sell you my soul for a burger." I need this burger. Then she pulls from her purse a small blank piece of paper and a pen. "Write down the terms of our agreement and sign please." Yep, she was serious. You would think I might have second thoughts at that point but I was hungry damnit. So I wrote down. "I hereby sell my soul to [girl's name here] for a cheeseburger. [signed] J.R." I will never forget the look on her face as I handed over our tiny contract. The light shone on her jet black hair and she swept it off her face and tucked it behind her ear. A satisfied smirk that went along so well with the evil and menacing gleam in her eyes. It was truly wicked.
We got our food and I pulled over to eat. She pulled my burger out the bag and she handed it to me with that same mockingly evil but of so happy look. I held my treasure for a moment, staring at the shining silver foil and could feel the warmth radiating through it. I slowly unwrapped it and admired it's simplistic beauty. As I picked it up I could feel my fingers sink into the soft bun and the crisp lettuce crunch a little. I sunk my teeth into the burger and first tasted the juicy beef followed by the salty perfectly cooked bacon. Then the juicy tomato and rich mayonnaise brought it all together. It was the most magnificent symphony of flavors to ever touch my pallette. I remember every single bite and I have never tasted anything half as delicious as that burger since. There aren't even words to describe what I felt. I like to think that I still had my soul until I finished and that it left my body more satisfied than any soul ever could. I closed my eyes for a bit and just enjoyed the moment of eating the greatest meal of life. Then I looked over and noticed she was looking at me with wonder. She must have been watching me the whole time because she said, " I have never seen anything as sensual as you eating that burger in my entire life."
tl;dr - I sold my soul to a girl for a burger. It was good.
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