Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, but you dont have fun using the restroom
i wish george lucas would re-release the original theatrical starwars trilogy.

Granted, but they are always sad, too.
I wish I could go inside video games and never run out of extra lives and didn't get shot in an fps.

Again? Granted, but you are always sad.
Edit: a person said they wish they were never sick, and must have deleted their comment.

I give up. Your copy breaks, and if this makes no sense, DEAL WITH IT!

granted but the file your in is deleted
I wish for a 4DS/next nintendo portable generation console

Granted, but you can only play 3D games on it.

I wish for a flat screen tv.

Granted, but it doesn't turn on.
I wish I could teleport.

Granted you can teleport every 70 years
I wish I knew a couple of cute gamer girls so I can play video games AND hang out with ladies :3

Granted, but they leave you because they are jealous that you always beat them at Uprising.
I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but you can't control and you wind up becoming a twister as a result (with the items surrounding you)

I wish I had a pet fish

Granted, but your fish will fall in love with a squirrel it sees out the window and escapes to be with its one true love.

I wish to be a super hero.

Granted, but your only power is super slowness.
I wish I could become a dog for a day.

Granted, but you'll be stuck in a pet shop until the day is done.

I wish that I could see through walls.

Granted,you see everybody naked.

I wish there was no such thing as Moobs.

Granted. They are now called Goobs.
I wish my next wish wasn't going to be corrupted.

Granted, but now the next user's wish will be instead! ...
_{...wait... =/}

I wish I could ride on a unicycle

Granted, but you can only ride in place.

I wish for less school work >_<

Granted, but now you won't have enough education to help you with your life!

I wish I could speak in rhyme (like Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie and Zecora from MLP:FiM)

Granted but rhyming is know as an artists mistake
I wish I could hurry up and start working so I can move to Japan

Granted, but you only get a buck an hour.
I wish KI:U had some sort of chatbox for online play.

Granted, but it becomes hectic within a few minutes, making it hard to communicate

I wish I could create a sculpture

Granted, as soon as you make it, you break it.
I wish I could be friends with a gamer girl who wasn't into just FPSs.