Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, thank you

I wish I had a tiny monkey to go with it.

Granted, but it's a tiny Pansear which accidentally sets the tree and, by extension, your home ablaze!

I wish I had a Panpour to help me douse what's left of Bobbi's home.

Granted, but this Panpour is actually a pokemon of a member of team Rocket!
I wish for something.

Granted. You get...Wario's Boxer Shorts!
_{This pair of underwear reeks of garlic!}
Inserts Wish for Poochy the Dog from Yoshi's Story
Inventory: Purple Wii Remote, Skyward Sword Ltd. Edition and a bunch of other stuff.

Granted, now all they do is suddenly call you about a new phone plan as you start to eat dinner.

I wish for whichever 3DS VC game is most popular right now

Granted, now you are happier than you were before you knew!

I wish for a frittata on a focaccia served with an enchilada.

Granted, but now the only word you can type is 'derp'.

I wish I had the skills of a seasoned digital artist.

Granted, but its the only thing youre good in now.
I wish for a junkyard.

Granted, but your junkyard is filled to the brim with useless, broken crap.
I wish I had a tame dragon.

Granted. It it lives for a second.
I wish the moon had a face.

Granted. It now has a Troll face.

I wish I had a bucket filled with sludge.

Granted. That got you nowhere in life.
I wish the White 3DS came out in NA.

Granted, but now all other colours are discontinued!

I wish for NintendoFan_27 and Big_Mac to take notice of my signature.

We both have. Now your signature has become unchangeable. herp derp xD

I wish I didn't want to fill my signature with 'derp' too.

Granted, now it's filled with 'bleh'!

I wish for more Neopets TCG booster packs. :3

Granted, and because you have unlimited eShop money you buy all the games and no one likes you 'cause you won't share the games with anyone but yourself.
I wish I could have a tame dragon that would listen to me, and would live until I died.

Granted. But he doesn't live for very long because he kills you shortly after you tame him!!!! lol

I wish I could stop time for as long as I wished.

Granted, but since you are a Sonic fan (or will be by I, your granter) you see him skipping around (why else would he be a speed demon). And then you look at him in so much amazement that you get a heart attack that no one notices because you froze time.

I wish for a pair socks to match up with my beanie.

Granted. But no one ever gets to see that they match with your beanie because they are socks, and they are hidden by your feet all day long!!!! lol

I wish for spaghetti!!!! lol

Granted. But he was stolen from a biological preserve located approximately 120 miles off the coast of Costa Rica and now you've become the target of company focusing on genetic breakthroughs.

I wish for an electronic Big Macintosh figurine that says only says "eeyep" and "nnope".