Granted, but your time machine can only go forward in time. Thus you have lost two months of your life you will never have back. (yes that was a Futurama reference) I wish I could use Mario Calculator and watch Netflix at the same time on my 3DS.
Granted, but I waste it on cheese. I wish for the Beatles to come back alive and join back together and make world peace and put an end to our problems with amazing music. (You can't ruin this. You just can't or you're a horrible person.)
SPREAD THE JOY OF THE GREAT TURTLE
HE IS UPON US AND WILL TAKE US TO THE GREAT WAVE
JOIN THE COURT OF TURTLES AND BE REDEEMED THE COURT OF TURTLES
Granted he can control the span of one second forward and backward in time! Oh and as for you, you die because you weaseled out of a wish for yourself.
I wish my nipple hair would grow evenly rather than like a long strand here and there and short ones in other places. It's like cmon nipple hair, choose one!
I wish there weren't so many outright strange things in the world.
When all else fails, eat a taco.
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Granted, but it's a prototype, meaning 1 in every 4 dips you create turns into a Rowdyruff Boy.
If snips, snails and a puppy dog's tail makes a boy; and sugar, spice and everything nice makes a girl...I wish I knew what mushrooms, flowers and stars of powers makes.
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
Granted you do, but you learn everything else there is known to man and your heads explodes from the pressure. (See Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)
I wish I owned Nintendo.
SPREAD THE JOY OF THE GREAT TURTLE
HE IS UPON US AND WILL TAKE US TO THE GREAT WAVE
JOIN THE COURT OF TURTLES AND BE REDEEMED THE COURT OF TURTLES
Granted, but you also own Sony, causing your mind to split into two personas: One Nintendo-oriented and good, the other Sony-corrupted and EEEEEEEEVIL!!!!
I wish for- NintendoPurist is knocked-out and kidnapped by Sony reps
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
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