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Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

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StarBoy91

Granted, but the moment it does everything will be melted inside, including the ice cream

I wish everyone had nocturnal vision.

To each their own

Punny

Granted, but now everyone is blind during the day!

I wish pancakes didn't make me feel so stuffed after eating them.

I'm back (for the moment)!

StarBoy91

Granted, now they make you feel so light, that you can no longer stand on the ground

I wish I could turn water into ice.

To each their own

Punny

Granted, but now whenever you want to swim, you end up ice skating instead!

I wish I had a jet pack.

I'm back (for the moment)!

StarBoy91

Granted, but when you try to launch yourself in the air, you realize you forgot to put fuel on your jet pack

I wish I wasn't afraid of nearing cats and dogs.

To each their own

Punny

Granted, but you become so brave that you unwittingly approach a rabid Doberman Pincher and get attacked.

I wish my answers weren't so harmful.

I'm back (for the moment)!

LzWinky

Granted, they are instead hazardous

I wish the Warner Bros (and Sister) were real

Current games: Everything on Switch

Switch Friend Code: SW-5075-7879-0008 | My Nintendo: LzWinky | Nintendo Network ID: LzWinky

Punny

Granted, but their constant singing, oneliners, and burping annoy everybody so much, they get locked up in the real Warner Bros. water tower!

I wish cartoons these days weren't so stupid.

I'm back (for the moment)!

Winslow

granted, but they make video games obsolete.

I wish that I could say "borrower" right

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5198-2526-6139

StarBoy91

Granted, but the way that you say it is so perfect that they decide to capture you for questioning and suspect that you're an alien being

I wish there was no such thing as danger.

To each their own

LzWinky

Granted, everyone was so safe that they spontaneously combusted

I wish my curse made sense

Current games: Everything on Switch

Switch Friend Code: SW-5075-7879-0008 | My Nintendo: LzWinky | Nintendo Network ID: LzWinky

Punny

Granted, but now people confuse your curse for a bank (it makes sense, get it?).

I wish I could wrig out SpongeBob (the new one, not the old one).

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StarBoy91

Granted, but because of this the animation studio will never let you out and will forbid you from watching anything

I wish I could read a good book.

To each their own

Punny

Granted, but it's from the library. You decide to keep it, forgetting that it's a library book, and you soon face the horrors of the overdue fine!

I wish I had access to the original Nintendo Power magazines from the 80's and early 90's.

I'm back (for the moment)!

StarBoy91

Granted, but once you get them, you'll never want to read anything else ever again, missing out on the events of the world in the process

I wish I knew how to skateboard.

To each their own

Punny

Granted, but you get so good at it that you do a death-defying trick that seriously injures you (you still live, though ).

I wish I knew when Shantae: Risky's Revenge was coming out.

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StarBoy91

Granted, but the developers warn you that if you tell anyone when it's coming, even ones you love, you'll never be heard from again

I wish I could run a gaming store, including retro titles.

To each their own

Punny

Granted, but all the games in the store are terrible!

I wish I knew a Scottish person.

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gaminguy

granted, but you nave trouble understanding accents
I wish there could be 10 person cities in MH3

sup, I will give you advice if you ask.
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StarBoy91

Granted, but its way more people than you can handle

I wish I had magic powers.

To each their own

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