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AuthorRe: I have girlfriend issues...
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10,026. Posted:

Bikeage wrote:

Maybe your mistaken that she's your girlfriend and instead a very discreet prostitute?

lol, so she's just taking payment for services rendered, then? :3

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AuthorRe: Grammatical Grievances
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10,027. Posted:

@V: that makes twice this thread was very nearly locked. fortunately for everyone, though, i decided not to be lazy this evening. ;)

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10,028. Posted:

i'd confront her on it. twenty bucks is a small price to pay to find out your girlfriend is a thief, man; you'll be lucky if that's all she's stolen.

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10,029. Posted:

@warioswoods: we've already been over the :3 in this thread; i figured it'd'a been overkill ;)
speaking of which, w00t for awesome contractions that come directly from the manner in which i speak irl :3

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10,030. Posted:

@AlexSays: i know i read this thread and immediately vowed to change my non-capitalizing, 'net-speak-using, non-full-stopping ways
oh, wait, no i didn't, lol

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10,031. Posted:

Panda wrote:

Uh, don't spam the mods.

please, for the love of all that's holy, this. :|

that said, i don't really care about IGN one way or the other. they're just another site with another set of writers, each with their own personal opinions. big deal.

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10,032. Posted:

you have become THE WALRUS

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AuthorRe: Need help cleaning a controller
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10,033. Posted:

@Panda: alcohol usually works well for sticky things, though you'll need to be good with a q-tip to get it all off the surface instead of just moving it around. if the stickiness is on the outside or on the sides of the buttons, it should work, but if there's sticky cider down inside the controller, you're probably screwed unless you open it up and clean the buttons really well down beneath the outer shell.

edit: hahaha, or you could totally wait half a year like bboy suggested; by then the cider would probably have dried up completely and flaked away from the inside of your controller :3

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10,034. Posted:

have you tried using alcohol? that's what i usually use when something gets dirty or sticky. if the cider is down inside the controller, though, opening it up is probably going to be your only option.

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10,035. Posted:

Joke or not, i think this one's run its course.

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10,036. Posted:

guys, i thought this was a joke post based on the current rash of 'omg someone said something i don't agree with on IGN so i'm just gonna rage here k' threads, unless i missed something...?
please someone tell me this is a joke-post, i'm so sick of these threads :|

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10,037. Posted:

until there's a truly must-have DSi-only/DSiWare title, i can't say that it is better IMO.

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10,038. Posted:

@Kid_A: it's funny now because i edited it from what it was before. That's not what he originally posted; i just wanted to make sure he knew exactly why it had been changed. :3

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10,039. Posted:

It's come up before, though the other thread seems to be gone now.

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10,040. Posted:

May as well add this info to your original thread, Thrilla. :3

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AuthorRe: A warning for male gamers with girlfriends...
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10,041. Posted:

@AlexSays: for real, lol. that sounds about as much fun for him as it would be for her to watch him play a video game. at the very least she could do her beading/crocheting while he was playing a game, what harm would that have done? :3

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10,042. Posted:

@Vay: violence is never okay, especially if you're the one trying to end the argument by not talking about it anymore. kick those girls to the curb :/

@Trin: Males? Logical? Please, all anyone needs to do to disprove that assumption is check out any set of gaming forums, even this one. Male and female alike, we are all capable of using both logical and illogical reasoning in an attempt to win an argument. :3

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10,043. Posted:

Trin wrote:

theblackdragon wrote:

What's funny is that we turn that right back around at men every day.

We turn that turn-around right back around at women everyday. And it's even more funny.

and when we turn that back around on men, it becomes a never-ending cycle of all of us laughing up our sleeves at one another. ain't life grand? :3

Trin wrote:

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That said, sometimes it's just more kind to smile and nod. Being right all the time is a very lonely pedestal to stand on within a relationship, and it tends to start more fights than it ends, even if you really are right.

This is true, but I think, in general, women have more of a need to think they are right. And they certainly have less of a need to make sense while trying to show they are right. :D

it's not that we don't make sense, it's that you aren't listening and you only get half of what we're trying to say. it's not our fault your brains are turned off. also, if you don't think dudes have more of a need to be right about things, try being a woman talking to a man about building things, barbecuing, or playing video games. it's funny to set them off and watch 'em talk themselves blue in the face trying to persuade you of something you already knew and/or didn't give a rat's behind about anyway, but apparently it's deadly important (but not really, lol). :3

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10,044. Posted:

SpoonyBard wrote:

Side note: Here are some words of wisdom handed down to me by my Grandfather (RIP).

"All you need to know how to say are two words kid. Yes and Dear."

Oh gramps, if you only knew how much trouble those two little words have kept me out of. Women don't always have to be right, but it works best if they always think they are.

What's funny is that we turn that right back around at men every day. With both genders playing the same overall game, who's to say who's actually right in the end, and/or who really believes it? :3

That said, sometimes it's just more kind to smile and nod. Being right all the time is a very lonely pedestal to stand on within a relationship, and it tends to start more fights than it ends, even if you really are right.

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10,045. Posted:

@Percent, Trin: Knock it off with the topic derailment :|

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10,046. Posted:

Magi wrote:

Trin wrote:

Also, another little life tip for you young peeps - women aren't always right. I know it's a shock, but it's actually true. If you find a woman who has contempt for all your hobbies, yet insists on carrying on with hers... show her the door. Unless she is hot. Then sneak behind her back to game.

At the end of the day, young 'uns, it's about being mature, honest, understanding, but above all - sneaky.

Apparently there is an "in-between" age that you may fit into or maybe it's just that marriage transcends any age-related criteria: the woman is ALWAYS right. hee hee ;)

edit: except when she's NOT right...but then she's still right

listen to the monkey-man, for he is wise and his words are truth ;)

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10,047. Posted:

use it anyway, please. we do not need multiple threads for the same topic, thanks. :3

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10,048. Posted:

Sorry, but no, there's no PM function on the NL forums. :3

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10,049. Posted:

this kind of thread pops up every so often. Feel free to add to one of those instead of starting yet another similar thread. :3

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10,050. Posted:

WolfRamHeart wrote:

Wasn't there a thread once about Adam being a smoked meat?

i swear i remember something along those lines. wasn't that a Danny August thread?

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