@SirMario The important thing is that you found a way to feel good about yourself by insulting "casuals".

Next week... in game magazines...

Next week... in game magazines.

Don't Starve is cool.

Is this the first time you've ever played an Animal Crossing game?

Shout out to every game journalist whose Aliens article headline isn't some variation of "Game over, man". Keep fighting the good fight.

This is so tangentially related to video games that not even Kotaku reported about it.

Meh, not worth listening to JonTron for this.

@shinokami What's your source, the totally 100% canonical live-action Mario movie?

@FernandoMachado True, but unlike Twin Snakes and Sonic games on the Wii, Super Meat Boy was good.

Oh Nintendo fans, you're so tsundere~

Will she get a Zero Suit Samus costume?

Aren't there puzzles in the game that involve the use of rumble?

@DaemonSword I don't know any Japanese court systems based in New York.

@Odnetnin ...it's also a motto that has existed for hundreds of years.

That kid on the right... wait a minute...

He's using a ROM. Arrest this dirty heartless pirate.

Hopefully this will finally put an end to all the "Minecraft on Wii U/3DS?" threads in the forums.

@Blizzaga Different reviewers.

I DID ask for this.

I could tell who wrote this article before I clicked the link.

The arm represents Ubisoft, and the cat represents Wii U owners after the Rayman delay.

Reminds me of that 3D bunny fighting game on the PC. Can't remember the name.

Judging from some of these comments, looks like the "troll" worked.

@AbeVigoda Tell that to Jeff "8.8" Gerstmann.

@Jellitoe The one that isn't the $60 HD port of a GameCube game?

Now THIS is a beauty.

The Pikmin escaped.

It says in our contract that we own you.

I'll probably pick it up on Steam. Apparently some of the game's puzzles deal with the vibration on the controller, so maybe the PSN version would be ideal (if Microsoft allows them to release it on PSN).

@Redxzero Yeah, me too. When I relax, this is what I think about:

@Gamesake Neither does the 360.

It's Little Inferno, just for meeeeee.

@RetroBrony91 That's probably the silliest reason for losing interest in a franchise.

I think we can all at least agree that Sticker Star is definitely the best Paper Mario game of the year.

That logo reminds me of BioShock.

It's Mega Man's 25 anniversary, and they're gauging interest in the franchise through a survey? It's like the family voting on whether or not to take Grandpa to a nursing home.

They released Metro 2033 for free because they knew they were going under.

METAL GEAR?!

WHY

Xenoblade has infinite quests!

@mattdane3 "Dear captor, don't forget to mail my Wii U to Nintendo!"

Good God, show a little decorum.

It's over, the 3DS is doomed.

Super Famicoms are pretty dope.

I love the difference between the comments on this article and the comments on here:

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2009/04/nintendo_not_so_green_based_on_environmental_report

@Nintenyearold On what basis do you believe it will be casual garbage?

@Henmii I find it more offensive that it's 2012 and people are still making references to "Team America".

@HarmoKnight Are you one of those people who believe PCs are only for making spreadsheets?