I can just imagine all the adolescent boys buying Wii Fit Trainer because they think she's hot.

Looks like The Book of Pooh.

These new crew members sound so much nicer than the old ones.

This will only appeal to really young kids. Kids so young that they wouldn't even be able to figure out a Wii U or 3DS. This isn't going to be any serious competition for Nintendo. The only problem is that I can totally picture a stupid Soccer-Mom buy this for somebody outside the range of 2-3 years old (the type that would enjoy this).

Honestly, I'd prefer an actual game to some poster I don't have space for, or a hat that I'd never wear.

The reason Apple is so successful is because they make commercials that trick stupid people into buying their garbage. Nintendo just needs to make commercials that are equally misleading and uninformative.

It's still better than Millennium Duels, where they made it so hard that your only chance of winning was buying one of the DLC decks. It has online multiplayer, but people keep quitting/stalling, so it's not very fun.

@unrandomsam
But I like Fox News!

Is that like the UK version of the National Inquirer?

@Blast
As apposed to being figuratively awful?

The Japanese kid and the teenager seem to know what they're talking about. They seem like pretty cool people. I was depressed when all the people said that they preferred the i Pad. I really hate Apple and their overpriced junk. Of course, even a good tablet is no substitute for the 3DS or PS Vita.

@faint That's all kinds of screwed up. Link: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYn6cjvICw The guy tells people they shouldn't post in his community, and doesn't even use proper grammar! Very unprofessional.

I got the last one, hated it, and traded it in to Play 'N Trade within a week. This is coming from someone who still likes Power Rangers.

I wish they would go the "Sega does what Nintendon't" route and explain why i Pads/Pods just don't cut it.

Translation: We found that scamming people and making some somewhat good games only for the i Phone is much more profitable than what we were doing.

@TheWPCTraveler
I guess it's more accurate to say that Windows Phones have a lot of potential for gaming. It's awesome that they have Xbox 360 games like Illomilo and Hydro Thunder Hurricane, but they just need more. If they had more Xbox games on it, they could make the i Phones look like the underpowered, overpriced turds they really are.
@Dr_Corndog
I hope that means you're a girl...

Remember, these kids are the same people who buy Beats Headphones, manufactured and marketed for $14, sold for $400!

As if I didn't already hate Apple for ripping off TouchWiz and becoming popular off of it, now they making their pathetic overpriced garbage tries to compete with the 3DS. If I wanted to spend $600 a year (plus the cost of repairs, since they are purposefully made to break), could tolerate a 640p screen, and had an IQ low enough to enjoy their manure that they dare call "video games", I'd gladly get an i Phone! My Sony Xperia Z1S kicks the crap out of the i Phone in all departments, and it's even waterproof! I still don't play video games on it a lot, but if you wanted video games on a phone/tablet, Windows Phones/Tablets are the way to go.

@CallOfToad Oh great, are people that have a Wii U the new minority group? Are we gonna have to have a big parade?

I'd be happy to buy some new GC controllers only because all the ones I have have worn out analog sticks. Since I hated the face-buttons on them, I'm not too interested in using one for any Wii U games

It's obligatory female character number two!

If Nintendo wanted to be "hip" they could've made this a Modern Windows app since that's what's gonna be popular in five years or so.

Nintendo is just being fair, but I'm sure a bunch of stuck-up brats will through a fit over this because they can no-longer profit off of other people's work.

I think I figured it out, but I don't even have the game.

All this fuss over two panda suits. XD

Oh great. I got the email, but my 3DS is getting repaired.

Dear Paste Magazine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

...So Japan doesn't already have tethering?

I hope it's something like the 32X that attaches to the Wii U and makes it more powerful.

@3dcaleb That's funny because old Android phones can run new apps. i Phones are such a scam.

@Phantom_R You were very clearly name-calling. To be specific "not that Fox News has a sane audience", "Wacko conservative parents", and "miserable grumps".

Well Animal Crossing is already portable and there are already ways to set reminders on your phone, so an Animal Crossing mobile app seems a bit pointless.