PETA's gonna be all over this like shingles...

@Nintenjoe64 You'll never have one, then.

Looks like they're taking a page out of Apple's book.

How is this sexist?

Great, more shovelware. Just what the Wii U needs.

@Ralizah Same.

@Raiko Or Luigi's Mansion 2... and that game is huge!

Hope the multiplayer is download-play.

Nice one, but I think the 3DS Clarity Contacts was a better joke.

@Bucho It's not. It happened to my XL. I can no longer access the System Settings or the eShop.

Thomas, you might want to add a warning to this article.

Hm, I wonder if 50 Classic Games can be as good as Clubhouse Games (Or 42 All-Time Classics in Europe)?

@HeatBombastic The only use of the Circle Pad Pro on Kid Icarus is if you are left handed.

@Usagi-san Nah, that would be sexist.

@jkgatling Don't say it, it's copyrighted!

Does it come with a built in switch that changes all of the protagonists to girls?

@Mario_Party_Fan_999 It's great for people who can draw, so obviously you wouldn't understand.

Wowee, I'm gonna have to buy one of those micro faceplates.

The Pachter who cried Nintendo is Doomed

I want it. Where do I buy it?

As if they didn't do this already.

@Scollurio Indies have been on the rise ever since Cave Story, lol.

@JonWahlgren Thanks!

Also, Monster Hunter is hard. -_-

Oh there it is. Never mind.

AH WHERE'S MONSTER HUNTER BLARGH

@3dbrains Not sure if trolling

Or just an idiot.

Eh, that thread says Wii U Pro Controller, not Wii U GamePad.

Oh yay another... whatever-Sony's-mascot-is-called game.

@3Dash The screen's not dimmer from what I can tell, and the sound is completely bearable. It's soooooo completely worth it for the bigger screens and matte finish, though.

dammit I just registered my 3DS yesterday.

The first Mario sports game I've been even remotely interested in!

No Miiverse?

This looks... incredible...

This would be awesome on the 3DS!

Ah, Miiverse will be amazing on the 3DS.

I have the NES wallet.

Eh, doesn't matter. Starting games over is fun!

Too bad the 3DS version doesn't have online multiplayer.

@Omega You can get 'em for like $15 on eBay, I don't really see what the problem is.

They say the Wii U Gamepad's battery life grew three sizes that day.

I loved the first Fluidity, so I'll probably be picking this up

_{hydroventure sounds like some bad movie about mermaids}

Wait, this has a capacitive touch screen and... run ANDROID?! This actually sounds... better than the gamepad... ~shudder~

Please, God, let it be Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney!

As cool as it looks, this has got to be the absolute most pointless thing I have EVER seen.

I think I saw something like this in a dream once. Actually, I think it was a nightmare.

This is coming from a guy who made a "game" about breaking a giant cube.

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Nintendo is the best game company ever. You don't see Jack Tretton doing an unboxing of the PS4 or Bill Gates unboxing the Xbox 720!

I suppose the Playstation 2 & 3 and the Xbox 360 are also stopgap systems for having a tacked on extension of a title.

I have a fiery orange Gameboy Micro. I love it
People always ask me what it is, and they don't believe it's a Gameboy.