Just got it today. I can't wait for my brother to get off the TV so I can play it all night.

Star Fox 64 is the best game of all time. WHERE IS IT?

ADENOID HYNKEL.

BEST MOVIE EVER.

Screw Nintendo.

Eh, good for Europe. I don't really care anymore at this point. NoA is full of morons who won't listen to anyone, but there's nothing that can be done about that.

Hooray for stupidity!

Nintendo is not doing a lot to stay on my good side lately. I've been playing gamecube games all the time during the drought.

Oh crap, you won't be able to play Brawl with the cube controller! WHAT THE HELL NINTENDO?.

The only influence I think would be universally good is polling to choose characters in stuff like Smash Bros.

Alternate title: "Investors are friggin idiots"

"Pay $20 for a new shirt for your Mii to use in Wii U Sports Fit Resort Motion Music Play!"

ಠ_ಠ Capcom, I am dissapoint.

It's just a flash game. Nothing's very good or special about it.

Anyone's fine for Wiebe as long as the Geico Caveman plays Billy Mitchell.

I honestly didn't expect a yes, but the general condescending tone of the entire statement is what pissed me off. "We know you've been waiting three days for an update, and here it is: Screw you, No. Nice try!"

How about we just put Miyamoto in charge of everything?

Fans: "Oh, it's been three days since they said there would be updates, I'm sure they wouldn't wait that long just to say no."
Nintendo: "Dear Fans,
No."

Sincerely,
Reggie

Not now that NoA shown that they won't accept core gamers.

Hitler Star may justify this purchase...

Even if I bought it new I like to start over sometimes, so that kills all hope of me ever buying this game.

Well that's promising.

Spamming their email, facebook, and twitter with a ton of other people for the halibut. I know it probably won't work, but I really want to see these games get over here and if there's a chance I could help to make that happen, then I want to try.

What's the point then?

MULLY! MULLY! MULLY!

I'm looking forward to that PS3U Sony. Don't disappoint me now.

Did anybody expect a different version?

That is a truly epic beard.

I'll get a 3DS once the good games arrive, but by then a price cut will be imminent and I'll wait for that.

And this is why I kept my Gamecube.

I NEED IT NOW!

I'm hoping for a dark green since its my favorite color.

More living people have been effected by violent video games than dying.

VIDEO GAMES ARE WORSE THAN DEATH ITSELF!

I already have Miami and Sydney Shark for this.

And if we're going to have one released for Cafe, it'll have to be pretty close to that...

It had better be coming to Cafe then.

Well that's ridiculous and stupid.

I also heard that the Cafe controller controls games!

Starfox 64 is only good in single player anyways.

Now I really do need to get a job this summer.

I did not think for a second that the tagline would be literal.

Someone needs to stop Ubisoft. NOW.

Now, I'm not one to judge based on graphics, but when the main draw of the game is enhanced three dimensional graphics and they look as bad as they have in the screenshots and boxart, I can't help but feel that this will be terrible.

And Angry Birds is a $1 bundle of air you'll be done with after five minutes. What's his point?

Good. I don't need to pay an extra bajillion dollars for a new TV.

Does anybody else see Skull Kid at the 38 second mark, or am I crazy?

@2:

By "Forever" they mean that's how long it will take to release.

These guys are actually pretty smart. They must have put next to no effort into this at all, at the most. It's impossible for them to not make money with it because of all the morons out there who'll want it.

Good. One less shovelware game for 3DS.

Thank God.

I wasn't going to even consider getting this. Then I saw LEGO Jack Sparrow.