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Joetherocker
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#1
Joetherocker commented on Review: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii):
Just got it today. I can't wait for my brother to get off the TV so I can play it all night.
#2
Joetherocker commented on Talking Point: The Most Memorable Nintendo 64 ...:
Star Fox 64 is the best game of all time. WHERE IS IT?
#3
Joetherocker commented on Review: Trenches Generals (WiiWare):
ADENOID HYNKEL.
BEST MOVIE EVER.
#4
Joetherocker commented on Review: Xenoblade Chronicles (Wii):
Screw Nintendo.
#5
Joetherocker commented on The Last Story and Pandora's Tower Grace Europ...:
Eh, good for Europe. I don't really care anymore at this point. NoA is full of morons who won't listen to anyone, but there's nothing that can be done about that.
#6
Joetherocker commented on Current Wii Model to be Discontinued:
Hooray for stupidity!
Nintendo is not doing a lot to stay on my good side lately. I've been playing gamecube games all the time during the drought.
Oh crap, you won't be able to play Brawl with the cube controller! WHAT THE HELL NINTENDO?.
#7
Joetherocker commented on Talking Point: How Much Fan Influence Should G...:
The only influence I think would be universally good is polling to choose characters in stuff like Smash Bros.
#8
Joetherocker commented on Investors Urge Nintendo to Develop for Smartph...:
Alternate title: "Investors are friggin idiots"
#9
Joetherocker commented on Iwata: We Will Do Paid Download Content for Wi...:
"Pay $20 for a new shirt for your Mii to use in Wii U Sports Fit Resort Motion Music Play!"
#10
Joetherocker commented on Capcom Blames the Fans for Mega Man Legends 3 ...:
ಠ_ಠ Capcom, I am dissapoint.
#11
Joetherocker commented on Angry Birds Could Be Flocking to Wii U and 3DS:
It's just a flash game. Nothing's very good or special about it.
#12
Joetherocker commented on The King of Kong Remake Could End Up as a Mock...:
Anyone's fine for Wiebe as long as the Geico Caveman plays Billy Mitchell.
#13
Joetherocker commented on Operation Rainfall Responds to Nintendo's "Nev...:
I honestly didn't expect a yes, but the general condescending tone of the entire statement is what pissed me off. "We know you've been waiting three days for an update, and here it is: Screw you, No. Nice try!"
#14
Joetherocker commented on NOA: "Never Say Never," But No Plans to Bring ...:
How about we just put Miyamoto in charge of everything?
#15
Joetherocker commented on NOA: "Never Say Never," But No Plans to Bring ...:
Fans: "Oh, it's been three days since they said there would be updates, I'm sure they wouldn't wait that long just to say no."

Nintendo: "Dear Fans,
No."
Sincerely,
Reggie
#16
Joetherocker commented on Iwata Tells Shareholders "Core Gamers Will Acc...:
Not now that NoA shown that they won't accept core gamers.
#17
Joetherocker commented on Review: Pro Jumper! Guilty Gear Tangent!? (DSi...:
Hitler Star may justify this purchase...
#18
Joetherocker commented on RE Mercenaries 3D Save Data Will Not Die:
Even if I bought it new I like to start over sometimes, so that kills all hope of me ever buying this game.
#19
Joetherocker commented on Nintendo has no Desire to be Number One in Onl...:
Well that's promising.
#20
Joetherocker commented on Xenoblade's North American Release Chances Tak...:
Spamming their email, facebook, and twitter with a ton of other people for the halibut. I know it probably won't work, but I really want to see these games get over here and if there's a chance I could help to make that happen, then I want to try.
#21
Joetherocker commented on Kid Icarus: Uprising's AR Card Battles are Bou...:
What's the point then?
#22
Joetherocker commented on Wii U Mii Characters Are the Same As On 3DS:
MULLY! MULLY! MULLY!
#23
Joetherocker commented on Sony: Wii U is No Threat, Says "Welcome to 200...:
I'm looking forward to that PS3U Sony. Don't disappoint me now.
#24
Joetherocker commented on Four Swords Freebie is the Game Boy Advance Ve...:
Did anybody expect a different version?
#25
Joetherocker commented on Ocarina of Time 3D Advert Features Zelda and H...:
That is a truly epic beard.
#26
Joetherocker commented on Wii Sold an Estimated 236,000 Units Last Month...:
I'll get a 3DS once the good games arrive, but by then a price cut will be imminent and I'll wait for that.
#27
Joetherocker commented on Wii U Uses 25GB Discs and Lacks GameCube Compa...:
And this is why I kept my Gamecube.
#28
Joetherocker commented on Mario Kart 3DS Video Slipstreams Behind Screen...:
I NEED IT NOW!
#29
Joetherocker commented on Talking Point: What's in a Console Colour?:
I'm hoping for a dark green since its my favorite color.
#30
Joetherocker commented on Games Do More Damage Than Passive Smoking, say...:
More living people have been effected by violent video games than dying.
VIDEO GAMES ARE WORSE THAN DEATH ITSELF!
#31
Joetherocker commented on Wii and 3DS Hunted Down by Jaws: Ultimate Pred...:
I already have Miami and Sydney Shark for this.
#32
Joetherocker commented on Sonic Generations 3DS to Spin Dash Stores in N...:
And if we're going to have one released for Cafe, it'll have to be pretty close to that...
#33
Joetherocker commented on Capcom Announces Live Action Ace Attorney Movie:
#34
Joetherocker commented on Wii Just Couldn't Handle Sonic Generations:
It had better be coming to Cafe then.
#35
Joetherocker commented on Child Pornography Law TKOs DOAD Release in Swe...:
Well that's ridiculous and stupid.
#36
Joetherocker commented on Rumour: Project Cafe Controller Contains a Camera:
I also heard that the Cafe controller controls games!
#37
Joetherocker commented on Online Play Not Showing Up on the Radar of Sta...:
Starfox 64 is only good in single player anyways.
#38
Joetherocker commented on Rumour: We May See a New Nintendo Console at E3:
Now I really do need to get a job this summer.
#39
Joetherocker commented on Review: Play with Birds (WiiWare):
I did not think for a second that the tagline would be literal.
#40
Joetherocker commented on Ubisoft's Petz Fantasy 3D Contains Lethal Leve...:
Someone needs to stop Ubisoft. NOW.
#41
Joetherocker commented on Dig Into Cave Story 3DS on 28th June:
Now, I'm not one to judge based on graphics, but when the main draw of the game is enhanced three dimensional graphics and they look as bad as they have in the screenshots and boxart, I can't help but feel that this will be terrible.
#42
Joetherocker commented on Angry Birds Dev Calls Nintendo Games "$49 Piec...:
And Angry Birds is a $1 bundle of air you'll be done with after five minutes. What's his point?
#43
Joetherocker commented on Fils-Aime: Next Home Console Unlikely to be 3D:
Good. I don't need to pay an extra bajillion dollars for a new TV.
#44
Joetherocker commented on Skyward Sword Combat Trailer Shows Plenty of M...:
Does anybody else see Skull Kid at the 38 second mark, or am I crazy?
#45
Joetherocker commented on First Bobby Carrot Forever WiiWare Trailer Spr...:
@2:
By "Forever" they mean that's how long it will take to release.
#46
Joetherocker commented on Review: Cosy Fire (WiiWare):
These guys are actually pretty smart. They must have put next to no effort into this at all, at the most. It's impossible for them to not make money with it because of all the morons out there who'll want it.
#47
Joetherocker commented on EA Weed-Whacks Gardens from Production:
Good. One less shovelware game for 3DS.
#48
Joetherocker commented on Activision Disbands Guitar Hero Business, No E...:
Thank God.
#49
Joetherocker commented on First LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer Wa...:
I wasn't going to even consider getting this. Then I saw LEGO Jack Sparrow.
#50
Joetherocker commented on Curl Up Around this Cosy Fire on Friday, Europe:
I can't wait for the paint drying and grass growing games that will be coming out soon!