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A Very Nerdy Son Of A Mother

Male, 24, United States

Hey there, I'm jedisquidward. I do game stuff. I like games. I've played River City Ransom, River City Ransom 2, Super River City Ransom 2 Turbo, and Super Mega Ultra Jesus River City Ransom 2 Turbo Collection Remastered HD 3D PhD. My favorite game is Call of Battle 8: Modern Warfield 5.

Sun 11th November, 2012

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jedisquidward commented on Video: Watch These Teenagers As They're Expose...:

@Action51 I'm sorry, but it really is true. I really would prefer for something like this to just have not been made. Despite understandable circumstances, I don't want things like this to come out just to complain about it. The amount of people this video has angered in comparison to the amount of people it has entertained makes it really not have been worth making in the first place. I mean, Jesus, look how many comments there are on this one article in such little time!



jedisquidward commented on Video: Watch These Teenagers As They're Expose...:

Every bit of this is just trash.
First, the Fine Bros are parasites, through and through. "Why make original content when we can make millions exploting other people?"
Second, look at these videos. Their thumbnail screams "OH SUCH WACKY SHENANIGANS! WE'RE HIP! WE'RE IN WITH THE NERD CROWD!"
Third, this article is pure clickbait. From the shocked expression of the girl in the preview image to the tagline, it's obvious that whoever wrote this is trying to get people to come so they can rant on it.
Fourth, everyone complaining about this is a total ass. Let's hear all of the comments about how kids today are so dumb and how back when you were a kid you were SO much better. Love to break it to you, but most of you were listening to Vanilla Ice 24/7 thinking it was cool. So take all of your stupid, baseless accusations and shove it. They make you all look like cranky old men and women telling kids to get off of their lawn.
But, fifth, these kids are pretty obnoxious. It's such a pain in the neck to see nothing but iPhone shovelware completely dominate gaming in the popular culture.
So, the Fine Bros are exploitive parasites, their videos pander to the lowest common denominator, clickbait articles like these just make thnigs worse, people who complain about these kids just because it isn't 1993 anymore are hypocritical a-holes, and the effect that Apple has had on this industry is mostly for the worse.



jedisquidward commented on QOL Trademark Filings Point to Quality of Life...:

Why are you all getting mad about this? This clearly isn't aimed at any of you. All Nintendo ever does is fanservice towards people who grew up with them and the second that they do something even slightly different, you all whine and complain and act like its the end of time if Nintendo acknowledges that you aren't the only people in the entire world. "OH MY GOD, NOT EVERYTHING IS SOLELY ABOUT ME? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ANYTHING DIFFERENT IS BAD!"



jedisquidward commented on 72 Million Kids Are Dying To Get Their Grubby ...:

@noctowl No, I've spent time around kids. hahahaha dumb pedo joke. Youare so patronizing. But there is no point in me telling you, because you have made up your mind that you won't give kids, the main audience for video games, a chance and anyone who points it out is automatically insert bad adjective here.



jedisquidward commented on Congo Calling's Bandi Mbubi Urges Gamers To Pr...:

@Smug43 From Cookiex:
Congo Calling isn't singling Nintendo out. All they say is that Nintendo as well as other tech giants like Sony, Microsoft, Samsung etc. should follow Apple in reporting stuff like this and not purchase minerals from conflict-ridden areas where the profits could potentially fund warfare.
And most gamers don't know/care about issues like this so the Nintendo "hate" has no root in this (otherwise they'd call out Sony, Microsoft and other tech giants as well).



jedisquidward commented on Video: Xbox One vs. Nintendo 64:

I prefer N64 and I don't want to get an Xbox One, but you all know damn well that this is a really unfair argument. Comparing a console with an entire console life time of games to a system which just came out not half a year ago is not fair. And really, are you going to compare the price of a new console to something from the mid 90s which is very easy to afford because it has been out for so long? And there's no point in putting it on a site like this, everyone is obviously going to agree with the video, no matter how many cheap shots and low blows it takes. Keep your dignity.



jedisquidward commented on Preview: Super Mario 3D World:

Do you think this game will have unolckable characters? I hope so. Especially considering that the Characters in this game have different abilities. Wario wasn't put in NSMB Wii because all the characters had to be the same. I think they should have Nabbit, Wario, Walugi, and Rosalina.



jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Confirms Wii U "Price Reduction Initi...:

Nintendo has to do next to no work at all to have a Wii U ambassador program. My Icon is exactly how I feel right now. And I am sure of this. I am sure it would not take Nintendo any work to implement an ambassador program. And I am sure that this always happens to me. DOES THIS FACE LOOK UNSURE TO YOU?