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jedisquidward

jedisquidward

A Very Nerdy Son Of A Mother

Male, 25, United States

Hey there, I'm jedisquidward. I do game stuff. I like games. I've played River City Ransom, River City Ransom 2, Super River City Ransom 2 Turbo, and Super Mega Ultra Jesus River City Ransom 2 Turbo Collection Remastered HD 3D PhD. My favorite game is Call of Battle 8: Modern Warfield 5.

Joined:
Sun 11th November, 2012
Website:
http://www.youtube.com/user/jedisquidward?feature=mhee

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#8

jedisquidward commented on Video: YouTube's Gaming Historian Takes Offens...:

Time for everyone to defend this because there's no way their beloved videogame could ever do anything wrong
PS just because I'm posting this doesn't automatically mean I'm Jack Thompson or Anita Sarkeesian or whoever it is this week

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#9

jedisquidward commented on Super Smash Bros. Tournament Organiser Steps D...:

@AugustusOxy Jesus Christ, you're literally defending a pedophile. Don't try to make it sound like it's not that, or that you have justified reason, because you are straight up defending a pedophile. There's a difference between "growing a pair" and dealing with sexual harassment without saying anything. Don't you think it would be brave to step up and speak out against something like this if it happens, especially to someone who runs the biggest Smash tournament there is? Oh wait, I forgot, excuse me. If you ever tell anyone anything bad that is happening to you that automatically makes you a wimp or weak or someone who "can't deal with it" or whatever the excuse of the week is. This is a case of legitimate wrongdoing, not yet another "feminist conspiracy". And when you bring your one sided, sexist beliefs into your one sided conversation, I am done with you.
Edit: Sorry, I forgot I'm not allowed to say anything on the contrary because that automatically means I'm dumb. Great defense.

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#14

jedisquidward commented on From Soy Sauce Hopes to Bring Touhou Super Sm...:

I thought it said SONY Sauce at first. But seriously, this just looks awful. Not only is it a bunch of lame ass weaboo material, it copies Melee. How about actually making your own style and mechanics (even if it is a Smash clone) instead of copying the game in the series that everybody loves even though it's incredibly exploitable and has mean spirited mechanics that way over reward aggressive play and has a super unbalanced roster.

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#16

jedisquidward commented on Fake Commercial for 'The Nintendo App' Stirs D...:

Jesus Christ I take one look at the comments and its' already everyone acting really toxic towards this idea that really isn't all that bad. These people came here in the "must defend Nintendo" mode fro an idea that is actually pretty good. It isn't Nintendo migrating to mobile, it's them using the mobile market to help the Wii U and 3DS, aka adapting aka doing what is necessary to stay relevant.

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#41

jedisquidward commented on Video: Watch These Teenagers As They're Expose...:

@Action51 I'm sorry, but it really is true. I really would prefer for something like this to just have not been made. Despite understandable circumstances, I don't want things like this to come out just to complain about it. The amount of people this video has angered in comparison to the amount of people it has entertained makes it really not have been worth making in the first place. I mean, Jesus, look how many comments there are on this one article in such little time!

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#42

jedisquidward commented on Video: Watch These Teenagers As They're Expose...:

Every bit of this is just trash.
First, the Fine Bros are parasites, through and through. "Why make original content when we can make millions exploting other people?"
Second, look at these videos. Their thumbnail screams "OH SUCH WACKY SHENANIGANS! WE'RE HIP! WE'RE IN WITH THE NERD CROWD!"
Third, this article is pure clickbait. From the shocked expression of the girl in the preview image to the tagline, it's obvious that whoever wrote this is trying to get people to come so they can rant on it.
Fourth, everyone complaining about this is a total ass. Let's hear all of the comments about how kids today are so dumb and how back when you were a kid you were SO much better. Love to break it to you, but most of you were listening to Vanilla Ice 24/7 thinking it was cool. So take all of your stupid, baseless accusations and shove it. They make you all look like cranky old men and women telling kids to get off of their lawn.
But, fifth, these kids are pretty obnoxious. It's such a pain in the neck to see nothing but iPhone shovelware completely dominate gaming in the popular culture.
So, the Fine Bros are exploitive parasites, their videos pander to the lowest common denominator, clickbait articles like these just make thnigs worse, people who complain about these kids just because it isn't 1993 anymore are hypocritical a-holes, and the effect that Apple has had on this industry is mostly for the worse.