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jedisquidward
A Very Nerdy Son Of A Mother
Male, 23, United States
Hey there, I'm jedisquidward. I do game stuff. I like games. I've played River City Ransom, River City Ransom 2, Super River City Ransom 2 Turbo, and Super Mega Ultra Jesus River City Ransom 2 Turbo Collection Remastered HD 3D PhD. My favorite game is Call of Battle 8: Modern Warfield 5.
- Joined:
- Sun 11th November, 2012
- Website:
- http://www.youtube.com/user/jedisquidward?feature=mhee










#1
jedisquidward commented on Rewind, EA Is In Fact Developing Games For The...:
DAMMIT. I wish EA would stay as far away from Nintendo as possible. They're extremely irresponsible and always pull cheap tricks to help them in the short term. This video explains why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh3FN3YCwYk
Of all the companies, I was glad EA wasn't developing for the Wii U.
#2
jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Reveals New Pikmin 3 Characters and D...:
@MasterWario http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh_ISiBC-I
#3
jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Reveals New Pikmin 3 Characters and D...:
@undead_terror Wait, are they not going to be in the game?
#4
jedisquidward commented on Thomas Was Alone Creator Responds To Nintendo ...:
@Ryno Well that's kind of mean.
#5
jedisquidward commented on Rumour: Tomodachi Collection: New Life Update ...:
Sorry, I saw something wrong. Either way, Nintendo needs to keep this in . No matter what. Under any circumstances at all. It is a choice, people who have a problem with it can ignore it.
#6
jedisquidward commented on Rumour: Tomodachi Collection: New Life Update ...:
@CaptainSquid Why? By refusing to talk about any current issues, we belittle what video games have the potential to be. If we say that we do nothing more than craft toys, we will be forever disrespected.
#7
jedisquidward commented on Rumour: Tomodachi Collection: New Life Update ...:
Well, I was serious at the time, but I wasn't thinking straight. Why would you have no problem with this, though? I think that it's awful that Nintendo might remove this.
#8
jedisquidward commented on Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies ...:
@Tasuki As much as it disappoints me, and I also prefer physical games, if it bombs in NA, I doubt that Capcom will think it would be a good decsision to then spend more money on it making physical cartridges.
#9
jedisquidward commented on Rumour: Tomodachi Collection: New Life Update ...:
@Hyperstar96 FOR WHAT? THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE EMBARASSED THE ENTIRE GAMING COMMUNITY WITH THIS SHAMEFUL AND COWARDLY ACT?
#10
jedisquidward commented on Insomniac Not Working On Wii U, Considers It M...:
Wow. I think I have finally realized what is going to happen. Here on Nintendolife, we keep getting more and more news about how big companies are refusing to work with Nintendo, but we also keep hearing about how small developers love working with Nintendo. I think I may have figured out what might happen. When Nintendo said it was becoming more adult, they didn't mean just in ESRB ratings. They are going to become the huge indie company in the next console war.
#11
jedisquidward commented on Tomodachi Collection: New Life Features Same-S...:
@Jukilum It's humor.
#12
jedisquidward commented on The Image Of Tharja In A Swimsuit Nintendo Of ...:
@Morphtorok Well, if they're going to put in these obviously suggestive pictures, they might as well just go all out.
#13
jedisquidward commented on The Image Of Tharja In A Swimsuit Nintendo Of ...:
Honestly, if they are going to put in images like this, they might as well just have an AO rated dlc story and go all out.
#14
jedisquidward commented on Review: Rise of The Guardians: The Video Game ...:
@Groose_Lord They ain't trolls. It's just a bunch of 8 year old boys who think it's great.
#15
jedisquidward commented on Special AR Pre-Paid Cards Coming To Japan:
Wait, are these points in addition or just for the AR cards?
#16
jedisquidward commented on Special AR Pre-Paid Cards Coming To Japan:
Freakyforms Deluxe? Has Japan not had this for the past half year, or is this a new game?
#17
jedisquidward commented on Best Buy R.O.B. Saga Reaches a Happy Ending:
How nice.
#18
jedisquidward commented on Android-based Ouya Console Will Have NES and S...:
Honestly, as long as they don't bash Nintendo, I'd like to get this when it comes out.
#19
jedisquidward commented on Fez Creator Believes Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate...:
Goodness, lately I've been trying so hard to keep liking Phil and Team Meat, BUT DAMN THEY'RE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT.
#20
jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Land Was Originally Going To Feature ...:
@Mahe DK Crash course is by far my favorite game in Nintendo Land. It feels much more well designed because it only tells you the basic elements of how to move and control, and you must figure out how to get past certain obstacles.
#21
jedisquidward commented on Pentagon To Review Controversial New "Nintendo...:
Honestly, it should be downgraded. It doesn't really have anything to do with nintendo other than the name.
#22
jedisquidward commented on Miyamoto Overseeing Series of Animated Shorts:
Wait, is the movie theater short out? Is it out in English? Can I still find one at a movie theater? I'm confused.
#23
jedisquidward commented on Team Meat: We'd Work With Nintendo If Meat Boy...:
@Tech101 What do you mean "Crap"?
#24
jedisquidward commented on Castlevania: Lords of Shadow:
I don't even live in the UK, but I don't care. I signed up anyway.
#25
jedisquidward commented on Paper Mario: Sticker Star Advert Gets Literal:
Not to sound like a graphics idiot, but the graphics in the game look really meh. If they could somehow capture the look of the commercial, it would look really amazing.
#26
jedisquidward commented on Ever Wondered What Downton Abbey Would Be Like...:
This is just like Clock Tower. The rooms are identical other than the palette swaps.
#27
jedisquidward commented on EarthBound Creator Confirms Something Is In Th...:
Seems like a happy ending to the tragic history of one of the greatest games of all time.
#28
jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Direct: Watch The North American Pres...:
Lego Iwata.
As a wise man named M. Bison once said;
"YES! YES! (duun duun)"
#29
jedisquidward commented on Review: Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge (Wii U):
Looks like absolute crap. How about Tecmo make something at least similar to its roots. Ninja Gaiden was and still is an amazing platformer, even though you have to be REALLY retro to enjoy it. This looks like an over the top parody of what a conservative believes a video game is.
#30
jedisquidward commented on New Super Mario Bros. U Director Explains Why ...:
@Marios-love-child Is that really to much to ask for? I've wanted Peach to be playable ever since NSMB Wii. Maybe they could collect "Mushroom Crystals" or something? That would explain going to all the different locations when they could just go directly to Bowser's Castle.