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A Very Nerdy Son Of A Mother

Male, 26, United States

Hey there, I'm jedisquidward. I do game stuff. I like games. I've played River City Ransom, River City Ransom 2, Super River City Ransom 2 Turbo, and Super Mega Ultra Jesus River City Ransom 2 Turbo Collection Remastered HD 3D PhD. My favorite game is Call of Battle 8: Modern Warfield 5.

Sun 11th Nov 2012

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jedisquidward commented on Zelda Fans Vent Anger At Nintendo of America O...:

I can't believe that people AREN'T mad about this. Memes are the worst thing to ever disgraced our culture. This mindless regurgitation of something just because it's popular shows that people don't like to think. Memes are the absolute most obnoxious thing that I have to deal with and only serve in these instances to make boring middle class Americans feel like they are part of some inner circle. There is no joke here. "Oh! It's funny because I've heard of it before!" Memes are kitsch. They are anti art, they actively seek to destroy art. They are worthless trends meant to be incessantly consumed and regurgitated until it has worn out its use, and then we immediately go to the next big thing without actually thinking about our mindless consumerism. They date themselves so quickly, and to put them in a product, in something that your audience is supposed to feel timeless so it can be used by consumers and continue to generate profit, is not something that was thought through very well. The actual line doesn't make any sense given the context of the universe. Why is this guy talking in broken English all of a sudden? Because the people who had a responsibility when translating this decided to put themselves first.

But it's also that they're obnoxious and we're sick of hearing them all the time.



jedisquidward commented on Video: The Game Theorists Plot Out Mario's Tim...:

Does this take into account that Rosalina is Peach's dead daughter and that Mario is evil and that Peach has an affair with Luigi because of no reason? (Do not mock my theory, this is all true because of a tree that was in the game for a few seconds)



jedisquidward commented on Super Smash Bros. Tournament Organiser Steps D...:

@AugustusOxy Jesus Christ, you're literally defending a pedophile. Don't try to make it sound like it's not that, or that you have justified reason, because you are straight up defending a pedophile. There's a difference between "growing a pair" and dealing with sexual harassment without saying anything. Don't you think it would be brave to step up and speak out against something like this if it happens, especially to someone who runs the biggest Smash tournament there is? Oh wait, I forgot, excuse me. If you ever tell anyone anything bad that is happening to you that automatically makes you a wimp or weak or someone who "can't deal with it" or whatever the excuse of the week is. This is a case of legitimate wrongdoing, not yet another "feminist conspiracy". And when you bring your one sided, sexist beliefs into your one sided conversation, I am done with you.
Edit: Sorry, I forgot I'm not allowed to say anything on the contrary because that automatically means I'm dumb. Great defense.