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jedisquidward

jedisquidward

A Very Nerdy Son Of A Mother

Male, 24, United States

Hey there, I'm jedisquidward. I do game stuff. I like games. I've played River City Ransom, River City Ransom 2, Super River City Ransom 2 Turbo, and Super Mega Ultra Jesus River City Ransom 2 Turbo Collection Remastered HD 3D PhD. My favorite game is Call of Battle 8: Modern Warfield 5.

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Sun 11th November, 2012
Website:
http://www.youtube.com/user/jedisquidward?feature=mhee

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#1

jedisquidward commented on QOL Trademark Filings Point to Quality of Life...:

Why are you all getting mad about this? This clearly isn't aimed at any of you. All Nintendo ever does is fanservice towards people who grew up with them and the second that they do something even slightly different, you all whine and complain and act like its the end of time if Nintendo acknowledges that you aren't the only people in the entire world. "OH MY GOD, NOT EVERYTHING IS SOLELY ABOUT ME? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ANYTHING DIFFERENT IS BAD!"

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#6

jedisquidward commented on 72 Million Kids Are Dying To Get Their Grubby ...:

@noctowl No, I've spent time around kids. hahahaha dumb pedo joke. Youare so patronizing. But there is no point in me telling you, because you have made up your mind that you won't give kids, the main audience for video games, a chance and anyone who points it out is automatically insert bad adjective here.

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#10

jedisquidward commented on Congo Calling's Bandi Mbubi Urges Gamers To Pr...:

@Smug43 From Cookiex:
Congo Calling isn't singling Nintendo out. All they say is that Nintendo as well as other tech giants like Sony, Microsoft, Samsung etc. should follow Apple in reporting stuff like this and not purchase minerals from conflict-ridden areas where the profits could potentially fund warfare.
And most gamers don't know/care about issues like this so the Nintendo "hate" has no root in this (otherwise they'd call out Sony, Microsoft and other tech giants as well).

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#23

jedisquidward commented on Video: Xbox One vs. Nintendo 64:

I prefer N64 and I don't want to get an Xbox One, but you all know damn well that this is a really unfair argument. Comparing a console with an entire console life time of games to a system which just came out not half a year ago is not fair. And really, are you going to compare the price of a new console to something from the mid 90s which is very easy to afford because it has been out for so long? And there's no point in putting it on a site like this, everyone is obviously going to agree with the video, no matter how many cheap shots and low blows it takes. Keep your dignity.

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#29

jedisquidward commented on Preview: Super Mario 3D World:

Do you think this game will have unolckable characters? I hope so. Especially considering that the Characters in this game have different abilities. Wario wasn't put in NSMB Wii because all the characters had to be the same. I think they should have Nabbit, Wario, Walugi, and Rosalina.

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#30

jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Confirms Wii U "Price Reduction Initi...:

Nintendo has to do next to no work at all to have a Wii U ambassador program. My Icon is exactly how I feel right now. And I am sure of this. I am sure it would not take Nintendo any work to implement an ambassador program. And I am sure that this always happens to me. DOES THIS FACE LOOK UNSURE TO YOU?

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#31

jedisquidward commented on Nintendo Confirms Wii U "Price Reduction Initi...:

There will be hell to pay if there is no Wii U ambassador program. The second I'm about to get my 3DS, there is a huge price cut and I can't get the games. So finally, when I get the Wii U, there probably won't be an ambassador program. I don't think Nintendo made this price cut to increase sales. I think they did it specifically so that people in my situation could get ripped off. Every single time I try and buy something, some doodoopoopielovebunnypoops happens right before or after I buy it. I am so sick of this always happening to me in one way or another pretty much every time I buy anything.

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#35

jedisquidward commented on SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton's Robotic Reve...:

@Luigifan141 SUPPORTING SHOVELWARE? No. Granted, I don't exactly have high hopes, but dammit, I'm not going to judge a game based on how it looks. Play Battle for Bikini Bottom again. It's great. And shovelware is going to be on every console no matter what. There will still be quality games, and it is pointless to try and stop it. I wish there wasn't shovelware, but right now, trying to act like we can stop bad games from being made is impossible. People are going to get it right, and people are going to get it wrong. You can't have really good without really bad. You can't achieve a perfect success without knowing what won't work. There will ALWAYS be problems. There will ALWAYS be darkness. But while us, gamers, try to bring justice to the future, we need to recognize the successes that we've been able to achieve in the past.

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#37

jedisquidward commented on SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton's Robotic Reve...:

Ah, Squidward. My favorite character. I hope that there can be another Spongebob Game on the same level as The Movie Game or Battle for Bikini Bottom. No joke, those two platformers are as good as DK 64, Banjo Kazooie, and Mario Galaxy.

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#45

jedisquidward commented on Miyamoto: Mario Will Likely Return To Single-P...:

@Bass_X0 YES! It's about damn time Sunshine Made a comeback. Mario should visit one of the other islands, like the crab island in the intro. At the very least, Nintendo NEEDS to make Mario Sunshine HD. The Water, the Setting, the Everything! Like I've said before, it was meant to be a very pretty game, and HD would make it even more amazing.