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Captain_Hookey

Captain_Hookey

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Captain_Hookey

#1

Captain_Hookey commented on Bigger Nintendo 3DS Console Revealed:

@Cosmo810 the thing about the second circle pad is, the 3DS should have had the second C-pad from the beginning. we shouldn't have to attach a crap-like add-on. no one should have to pay an extra $20 just to have a better experience for a game we already own. for example, I shouldn't have to pay $20 just to aim better in metal-gear 3D. NOW, with an even BIGGER 3DS, a regular size CCP wont work right? that's because they just want you to cough up another $20 just to enhance their new 3DS. point is,nintendo is trying to sell an incomplete console AGAIN just so they can make a quick buck.

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#3

Captain_Hookey commented on Bigger Nintendo 3DS Console Revealed:

@Cosmo810 why not? the bigger the screen, the more pixelated/washed out/ it becomes. also, the point of a portable handheld is to play games on the go, be... PORTABLE! i dont see how anyone will be able to fit that into their pocket. also... no second circle pad??! Did Nintendo not learn from that mistake at all??!
let's cool the rage please — TBD

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#5

Captain_Hookey commented on Bigger Nintendo 3DS Console Revealed:

nintendo. i warned you, now imma do it. i just tore my iwata poster off my wall. my 3DS and all my 3DS games are now on craigslist for the original price i paid ($249.99). i sold my wii, now i'm throwing away every Zelda title i own (every game in the series), and why? Because they did the stupidest thing ever! making a bigger 3DS? WTF?? and worst of all... ... ... No second circle pad??!.............i am never going to play a nintendo product ANYMORE. I'm switching to the PC... FOR GOOD.

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#16

Captain_Hookey commented on Feature: Our Top Ten eShop Games:

@BalrogtheMaster actually, whether a game is good or not is all a matter of opinion. if you want my opinion, warioland and mutant mudds shouldnt even be on that list. and they should be replaced with sakura samurai and dillon's rolling western. pullblox should be #1.

@G4L
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#18

Captain_Hookey commented on Feature: Our Top Ten eShop Games:

@WaveBoy its completely boring. it's just a horrible side scroller. also, the graphics are 'fake-8-bit'. you can tell whether the graphics are good or bad, and i prefer real, authentic 8-bit graphics. all that new 8-bit junk just doesnt look like what it should look like.

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#19

Captain_Hookey commented on Feature: Our Top Ten eShop Games:

i have to completely disagree with this. the fact that mutant mudds is even on here makes me so mad, i want to dump 5 puzzles into one pile, get the girls from under my basement, and tell them that they have one hour to put the puzzles all together, or i would put them in my refrigerator filled with man-eating cockroaches.

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#20

Captain_Hookey commented on E3 2012: Get to the NA eShop for Some New 3DS ...:

@Capt_N the "3-second delay" was an exaggeration..at least SOMEONE knows what i am talking about! anyways, you get my point: the game has a button delay, is slow, poor 3D, and so on. i'd much rather prefer the (open-world)Xbox version rather than this.

and did anyone notice that you cant switch characters in free play on this demo? you can do that on all the other lego demos (on separate consoles). why not here?

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#24

Captain_Hookey commented on E3 2012: Get to the NA eShop for Some New 3DS ...:

@Shworange i'm dead serious! it takes like, 3 seconds for batman(or robin, or whoever) to attack once i press the button. PLAY IT. i dare you. look hard enough, smash the button over and over like a hurricane(without breaking it, like me. at least, i RECOMMEND not breaking it), and you'll notice a gigantic delay. the actions are delayed by 3 seconds because the movements made by the characters are just SOOOO SLOW.

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#26

Captain_Hookey commented on Poll: Which 3DS Game at E3 Got You Most Excited?:

how can you guys say that your more excited for paper mario over Luigi's Mansion 2? are you guys seriously saying that? well, skrillex once said, "i want to kill everybody in the world", and i think perfectly describes how i feel right now.

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#27

Captain_Hookey commented on E3 2012: Get to the NA eShop for Some New 3DS ...:

i'm serious about this. that batman demo sucked! the actions were all delayed by like, 3 seconds. the 3D wasn't too impressive either. graphics didn't even look like much of an improvement over the DS Lego Batman. thank you sir, but even if i liked lego games, i wouldnt get this. i would easily prefer the Xbox version over this any day.

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#35

Captain_Hookey commented on Rumour: Nintendo to Announce Bigger 3DS Tomorrow:

i thought the point of a portable handheld was so that you could take it everywhere. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING THIS WITH ME IF IT WONT FIT IN MY POCKET? the dsiXL is already a piece of crap. the DSi has a crappy engine, and all the graphics look like crud. why would anyone want that on a bigger screen. even with the pixelated games on the DS, the bits are all blurry. aint no way will i ever set a finger on this.

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#41

Captain_Hookey commented on A LEGO Lord of the Rings Game is Definitely Ha...:

i've just remembered about the upcoming lego batman 2 game coming out. i've seen on vidocs that its a huge improvement over the other lego games. i still wont get it. i'll let my older brother get that, and if i like it, i'll pay him half what he paid for a right to play. as for THIS... well, its lotr, how bad could it be? lego games usually have some kind of humor involved every game... little kid humor. i just pray that the developers keep humor out of this one. i can not imagine gollum doing something little kids find funny (the split personality is an exception, because it was in the book)

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#49

Captain_Hookey commented on Talking Point: The Critical Importance of Blac...:

@HeroOfWaffles
halo is COMPLETELY different from CoD. first of all, in halo, you play as a spartan that shoots an alien race known as the covenant. in CoD Black ops II, you shoot robots. all the other games are almost exactly the same, other than the title. kill russians and thats pretty much it. not to mention, CoD ripped off battlefield. and if you REALLY want to get into it, battlefield ripped off medal of honor