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Male, 30, United States

I get paid BILLIONS just to read Nintendolife ALL DAY hahahaha.

Mon 4th March, 2013

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audiobrainiac commented on Talking Point: A History of the Sexualisation ...:

This topic is ridiculous. EVERY character in EVERY game is sexualized. Whether we admit it or not, its part of what makes games attractive and appealing. America is too sensitive as it is. All this kind of talk just makes some people uncomfortable with the human body, thus conditioning society to be too conservative. What do you tell your kids at the beach when they see a woman or man wearing almost nothing? NOTHING, because its accepted because you're at the beach, but your kid still saw it. If you teach your kids to respect the human body, male or female, then we shouldn't worry about something as trivial as Samus in a sports bra.



audiobrainiac commented on The Sega Genesis is Now 25 Years Old:

A headphone port, how genius! I sure do miss my ol' Genesis :)
I still think Mega Drive sounds like a run-down old lawnmower.
And if it weren't for NintenDOES, we'd probably all be playing the SEGA Revelation or something.



audiobrainiac commented on Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Set to Add "Two Fan ...:

"Lyric's straight man super villain vibe"? Didn't think we needed to know his sexual preference haha. I'm excited as to what the Characters these could be. As a big fan since the original Sonic, personally, I'd prefer Super Sonic, Hyper Knuckles, or Metal Sonic. How about the silver mecha Sonic from the end of Sonic 2? Though i'm sure my choices are probably unlikely given the amount of other completely different characters to choose from. Oh well.



audiobrainiac commented on System Update 8.1.0-19 Now Available on 3DS:

Love that stability. Keep it up.
@kereke12 They'll never stop with the updates until the end of the 3DS's life.
@Guovssohas Because some people may not know about it. I want to know about the updates the very day they're released and Nintendo Life is very informative. One of the many things I love about them.



audiobrainiac commented on Weirdness: Yoshi's Real Name Is Both Silly and...:

I prefer to think of Yoshi as a small dragon. I imagine these loyal beasts guarded the royal mushroom family long ago. When hunted to extinction on the mainland during the mushroom kingdom wars by Bowser's ancestors, the species found refuge on the island, and survived.



audiobrainiac commented on Gearbox Attempts To Extract Itself From Aliens...:

I'm STILL sore about this. They teased me with one of my all-time favorite movie franchises. Even AFTER I heard how bad it was I was STILL willing to buy just to see for myself. I still wish SEGA would publish a great Alien game for the Wii U, or even the 3DS, though i'm sure that'll never happen. I loved the DS game from WayForward. The sad reality is, my Alien game dreams are now shattered, probably forever. Womp womp.



audiobrainiac commented on Review: Super Toy Cars (Wii U eShop):

Looks ok, but i'll stick to MK8 for all my non-realistic racing needs. I'm really gonna need a real racing sim like Project Cars soon. Will no one else take on that challenge? Jeez...



audiobrainiac commented on Video: Check Out the Full Console Wars Panel F...:

Won't be reading the book, but i loved listening to this discussion. Very interesting. Very nice to see how passionate the employees were and still are, from both companies. They weren't just hungry for a paycheck; they had to make everyone a believer. And then you have the fans. Some of which think they know what was going on back then, asking silly questions lol. Oh geeks <3