DEADPOOOOOL.

Can't believe no one's mentioned that he also played Revolver Ocelot.

I'm at once both incredibly excited and terrifyingly overwhelmed by this. While I totally love and appreciate them adding new features, part of me feels like it's almost too much. I like my town to be quaint. Different strokes, I guess.

DEADPOOL DEADPOOL DEADPOOL

Do headphones help? I know they help with almost every game in terms of improving sound quality.

wait... his list of titles at the top... there's no Animal Crossing... @JAMES HELP US

This has Party Rock Anthem. This looks like the best thing since sliced air.

I bet if you dropped this game card, it'd bounce.

I've had my 3DS since May, and I've only gotten one hit, which was from a kiosk. Kiosks ARE fun to watch and see people's reactions, though.

wow, @samholy, did you read the effin' article? there'll be pods there for people to try it out on. read the damn story.

also, RELIENT K!!!!!!

This sucks.

the caption should read mettle, not metal. unless it's a pun that I'm totally not getting.

the 30 rock theme song started playing in my head as soon as I saw this.

@Token Girl that was fricking amazing.

Now, announcing WayForward's newest and greatest game...

In Mighty Slap Waffles, sexy Cutie Pie Alouisha Humperdink is ready for a mighty adventure! Armed with a magical burrito, she puzzles through over 40 levels of obnoxiously-paletted awesomeness! Along with her pals Hamster-iPhone and Barney, she is unstoppable! Can you overcome the odds and become the greatest Finger of them all?

...is it just me, or did they misspell the title of their own game?

What does the 3 in 3DS stand for?

I really didn't like SMG2. It just felt like more of the same. Or, maybe I just spoiled it by watching a ton of footage before I got it.

I can't see it...

I blame society, video games, and theblackdragon.

I don't care. I think the game is morally terrible anyway. Trying to kill an evil fetus that lives in a jar? That's horrid! Twisted, sick minds....

@Odnetnin We gon' light this up...

even with a condom, I wouldn't ram my penis through 15 STI's like he did.

one button hadoukens? yes plz

cool, an article from NLife that actually respects Christianity.

If it actually is $300, that'll be $100 more than the Wii! That ain't gonna fly, and for it to actually be okay, they better pack in some awesomeness.

_{...forth in the series?}

/me smells a typo

meh, my princess is in another store.

go ninty, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's '88

hey, look! Samus!

it’s certainly a very fun bat-take on beat-em-ups.

_{don't you mean bat-em-ups?}

I don't think NOA cares about mario's 25th b-day...

hah, I thought it said Rock Band 3DS, not 3 DS....

lol, the subject line made me think 3OH!3

AH! BIT.TRIP FRAY!

BIT.TRIP FUZE?

but seriously, the only thing worth getting on DS this year is Professor Layton 3, and possibly Golden Sun. Dragon Quest is almost already out, and they've absolutely killed Mario vs. DK, so the new one is really stupid looking, and I don't think anyone really cares about Pokemon Ranger 3. 5 games throughout the rest of the year? I don't think so. If they don't give us the 3DS, this'll officially be Nintendo's dumbest move ever.

seriously, what does nintendo have for ds this year anyway? what, like 4 games?! pathetic! reggie's pulling the same trick that that other guy at E3 pulled, saying something isn't gonna happen and then it does!

where the heck is my Banjo Kazooie and DK 64?!