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Sat 8th December, 2012

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Thats-what-she commented on Weirdness: Realistic Mario Probably Wouldn't H...:

Hey, gang! I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but Mario uses his fist, NOT HIS HEAD, to break-open blocks!! Duh!!! Stupid! Why's everyone so stupid?!?
Seeing as that I'm the only one clever enough to point out this critical error, it would stand to reason that I rule and you drool. So, suck it, Steve Holmes!! You're terrible at the internet and everyone here is waaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier than you. Your comedy is bad and you should feel bad!!



Thats-what-she commented on Video: What Could The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward...:

SS just didn't immediately grab me from the start like so many other Zelda games have done in the past. It was slow and lacked any drama, urgency or excitement. I felt no connection to Link or his plight. Plus, all the unending reading-of-dialog was a real momentum killer.



Thats-what-she commented on Report Suggests That June Could Be Crucial For...:

If anyone thinks bringing in a new CEO will suddenly turn everything around for Nintendo and place them atop the console race, you are delusional.
Iwata is a smart man surrounded by other very smart individuals. To believe that there's some mystical executive out there just waiting in the wings to swoop in and cast a magic spell of ultimate profits upon Nintendo is laughable.
Every company has its ups and downs. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Sadly, I fear Iwata will ultimately become a sacrificial lamb, slaughtered to appease impatient, short-sighted investors... who will soon-after usher in a new era of outrageous demands and excuses once their newly-implanted figurehead fails to immediately transform Nintendo into a gold coin heaven.



Thats-what-she commented on Hardware Classics: SNK Neo Geo Pocket Color:

I still have TWO of these honeys in mint condition (boxes and manuals included), along with dozens of fantastic games (also, boxes and manuals included).
I'm one of "those types"... keeping every game and system I've ever owned, dating back to the Atari 2600, in a just-bought state.



Thats-what-she commented on Super Mario Kart Record Holder Sami Cetin Give...:

SNES Super Mario Kart will always be my favorite. I love the controls and physics and its straight-ahead, pure racing approach, which has never been recaptured since, IMO.

To this day, I still play the GBA version on the go! (...and by "on the go" I mean: on the loo.)



Thats-what-she commented on Nicalis Boss Tyrone Rodriguez Thinks The Wii U...:

After reading Mr. Rodriguez's completely rational, eye-opening sentiments, I promptly threw my GamePad in the street and shouted: "There! That's what I think of my once-favorite Wii U hardware feature!! I hope a hundred dump trucks grind you back to the devil, you non-standard-resolution piece of garbage!!!!!"