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Sat 8th Sep 2012

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NoirUsernameHere commented on Amazon Lists Pokémon Red, Yellow And Blue At ...:

I was going to maybe get all versions, but assuming this is true, I'm not going to now. I'll probably only get Yellow in this case. Besides, I already have physical copies of the remakes, which are far superior, and Link Cable Trading/Battling has been possible over the Internet for a long time on the emulated PC/Smartphone versions.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Shovel Knight amiibo Confirms "Evolving" Relat...:

Knowing that I'm an amiibo fanatic, I'll probably end up picking this up anyways, but Co-Op being locked inside an amiibo is BS. I can handle clothes and weapons and minor things, but not an entire mode. That's just low right there. Unless the amiibo is extremely common, but even then everyone who buys the game should still have access to multiplayer.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Potential Massacre Averted At Pokémon World C...:

Wow, **** these guys. In fact, imo, they don't deserve jail. They deserve to be hung for commiting an act of terrorism. At least they were stupid enough to post their plans on social media, which lead to them being caught.

Some damn ****head wants to shoot up something everyday. One of the reasons I dislike the US and want to move as soon as I can.



NoirUsernameHere commented on New Pokémon May Be On the Way Following Movie...:

@Porky Seriously, if you don't like Pokemon, don't buy the games. There are plenty of people who still enjoy Pokemon. Pokemon will end when people vote with their wallet and tell Game Freak that they don't want new Pokemon stuff. But it doesn't seem like the time just yet. Pokemon is still alive and kicking.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Nintendo President Satoru Iwata Passes Away Ag...:

It's made even more sad when you realize that probably one of the last things on his mind was the backlash from E3. And, if you want to crank the Feel-O-Meter to the max, the whole puppets thing was more than likely done because he didn't want people to see him sick with cancer.

Iwata, Rest in Peace, you beautiful man. You are one of the reasons I game today, and for that I thank you. Even if you are no longer on this earth, I couldn't imagine Nintendo without you.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Reggie Fils-Aime Tackles Metroid Prime: Federa...:

Everyone who apparently thinks Reggie makes Metroid games must not know how business works. Reggie doesn't make games. By that logic, everyone at Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft makes games.

Still think that the Wind Waker/Federation Force comparison is moot, though. Also, amiibos are still rare.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Editorial: Cheer Up, There Are Some Exciting G...:

I was disappointed with the direct at first. Then I realized that there's still good games on the way. Plus, Smash DLC and Earthbound Beginnings, so I'm happy. Sure, Nintendo's E3 2015 wasn't as big as their E3 2014, but there's still Nintendo Directs in the future where Nintendo could make up for E3 this year.

You folks had your hopes up far too high.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Poll: Which Characters Do You Want to Win the ...:

It was a close call between Isaac and Rayman, but in the end, Isaac won it for me, at least on this poll.

I'd probably vote for Banjo and Kazooie, Knuckles or Young Link (w/ transformation masks) on the SSB ballot, even though those are unlikely.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Swedish Newspaper Questions The European Relea...:

Feminists/SJWs can whine on their crappy Tumblr all they want, but if Nintendo made a new LoZ game where Link is a girl that looked very fanservice-y, I wouldn't enjoy it any more than normally - I play for the gameplay, not the fanservice.

@SheldonRandoms If SJWs want to complain over a game containing women with big racks, go ahead, but their Magic Mike 2 and their Fifty Shades of Grey prove their hypocrisy.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Game Freak’s Director Explains Why TEMBO THE...:

I don't agree with the folks saying this is 'betrayal', however I still think this is a crappy excuse. You couldn't have just edited the damn poster in PS?

Rage aside, I'll still probably pick this up on my PS4, but the excuse is still worse than Capcom's excuses.



NoirUsernameHere commented on Game Freak and Sega Tease a Collaboration, wit...:

GameFreak and Sega are partnering up? Meh. GameFreak is a great company, but Sega has been spewing out some crappy games in the last few years. (If you need proof, Sonic Boom. I rest my case)

In other words, unless Sega steps it up, it's more than likely gonna be terrible.