Okay, so is the front page gonna be spammed with this guy now so we can ask him questions?

@jangonov & brooks83

The TG-16 version of Splatterhouse says "2006 NBGI Games".

Booo-ringggg.

I bought this before the review anyway, but Nintendo life doesn't seem to realize that many people here are review-sheep; meaning that they only buy a game if it gets a good review.

Although I've only seen a few cases where a game got an unjust score based on something irrelevant (Corbie, I firmly suggest that you ask Panda to rewrite his Rayman DSiWare review), the cases where they have appeared have been on games that are genuinely good.

I recommend saying things like "This game is not for everyone" or more "If you like X you'll like this" just to make sure people don't see the score and avoid it altogether.

Or better yet, Nintendo should offer demos.

Thought it was Final Fantasy 2, not 4. Whatev.

Usually, yes, a 10 out of 10 means a very great game. After all, 10 of 10 is, last time I checked, 100 percent!

So quick to criticize here, I swear to god.

Hooray for Alex Kidd!

Christ, what the hell is wrong with the reviewers here? This game is a masterpiece. Sure, not as good as the other Kirby games, but still incredible in its own merits.

sigh... at this point, IGN seems like the better site to go to for game reviews.

Cool, now the front page won't be spammed with this guy any more. Or, I could be wrong.

I'd say it gets a seven. Thanks, yet again, for robbing many people of a great game, Nintendo Life.

A disappointing week to say the least. Or is it to say the most?

Seto is on a search for the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

...Sorry, been watching Yugioh Abridged all day. This game looks great though.

It seems that Hudson is incapable of making bad games when they aren't making shovelware like Deca Sports and Diner Crap.

@55

For some reason, Duke Nukem Forever comes to mind.

But in this case, Cave Story will be excellent. Prediction: Its sales will break a world record!

The president of Nintendo America is a gamer himself, so that comes as no surprise ^^

First we get Cho Aniki and now we get Ironclad?!

All we need are Ai Cho Aniki and a few more R-Types and we have all the shooters we need!

@39 Yes.

Congo Bongo would be a fantastic addition to the virtual console. I'm prepared to back that up with WMDs.

I've watched this video 25 times or so. I. Cannot. Wait. ANY! LONGERR!!!!!

"I think Microsoft and Sony should focus more on how Nintendo is doing things."

This guy needs to have my babies. Now.

@5 Yes! The Taz games from the nineties were the best ones, especially "Escape from Mars."

@53 How do you ride uphill both ways?

If anything, you "Youngsters" (I'm 16, ha) should get this game solely for the perfect story, charming characters, and surprising depth. The original game took over 5 years to make by one person, and just like any Metal Gear title, you can just feel the hard work and love the creator put into this game.

@5 You took the words right out of my mouth.

Defender would get a 7 in my book. Totally addictive game there.

Zaxxon, however, I think I'd like more if the controls were direct, not rotated 45 degrees.

@11 LOL

I can't wait for this game! Any info in the tubes about a release date?

Eh, 8-bit Bass looks kinda... off.

I'd like to see a Tennis game as barebones and fun as NES Tennis.

...with WIFi.

@41

Checked Youtube. Its awesome seeing this game in motion. Screenshots don't do this game a lick of justice.

Am I the only one who couldn't get into Tomena Sanner?

Anyway, this game looks freaking awesome, and will most definitely be a day one buy for me.

Are there any videos available?

Wow! Three WHOLE sports?! Thats like... more than two!

I'm totally gonna get thi-- No.

Alright, we get it. We can ask some random guy a question.

Stop putting it at the top of the front page.

@5

Duh, Pitfall's 8 bit. Its a pure retro classic, at that =)

Don't get Tomena Sanner. It's not that great.

@Chunkeh Droid

True, but its still annoying. I kind of tend to avoid reviews and learn whether or not a game is good by actually playing it for myself. Yes, I've bought games that have sucked before, but I've also ended up buying games that reviewers gave low scores on and enjoyed greatly. Do a google search for "The Sentinel Returns."

By the way, yes, this game isn't that good. I'd give it a 5 and a half.

@7

I know I'm not 'upgrading' to the new Tetris Party.

@WaltzElf

I agree. This isn't the first time I've seen a shoddy review here. The reviewers here give low/high scores either unjustified or justified too much. Just check out the Rayman DSiware review. The reviewer goes on and on about how the screen being too small makes the game too difficult, when really Rayman is just a genuinely hard game, and its apparent he never actually finished it.

If some of the reviewers here would take some of our advice at heart rather than face-value, this site could get so much better. But at current it's almost like some reviews have a bias.

Actually, in mythology, a Kappa is a very very large turtle with an island on its back in place of a shell.

And yes, they eat chirrens and cucumbers.

Hey, they put Burger Time and Magical Drop 3 up there. I'm definitely getting this.

coughBad dudes iscoughover rated.

All this arguing over shovelware? Seriously?

Good to see a VC release, even if its a game I've never heard of.

Alright, Megaman 10 and Globulos Party. Only downside is I need two Nintendo Point cards.... darn.

Thats a shame, I love bullet hell shooters, but if Nintendo's applying the sugar-coating a little too much, I may have to pass and just stick to Cho Aniki.

@9

Cave Story is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most popular freeware indie game of all time, so that counts for something! =D

I think I'll stick with the normal DSi for now.

Oh God no... PLEASE God, no... Not another F*cking Diner Dash!

This game needs to die, seriously.

@88

The 360 may supply the best online service available, but what does that really mean when you think about it? A bunch of idiots spewing profanity at each other while playing games.

If you ask me, local play beats online play any day.

The Rabbids need to die.

End of Story.

The Rabbids need to die.

End of story.

Dude, those ruffians are looking killer.

@15 You can say that again!