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Tue 12th Mar 2013

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Melkaticox commented on Rumour: Dataminers Dig Up eShop Listings For S...:

Let me also establish that you can't just ignore the story and characters because there's no skip button. Technically there is one...after you complete the game once. But why would you even want to play that game twice lol.



Melkaticox commented on Rumour: Dataminers Dig Up eShop Listings For S...:

@rjejr Um, just take into consideration that some people actually liked games like Sonic Boom.

@Trinexx The story is horrible (this includes plot and characters for the record, one of the plot threads isn't even's abandoned halfway through the game), the controls are really bad, it's ridiculously linear, there are sections of the game where you have to look for a very specific section (cough pixel cough) and you CANNOT move on until you find the little pixel, the art style looks cartoony as hell in comparison to Metroid Prime's...oh, and it retconned most of the things the Prime series established. There's also some minor details like Samus' armor being changed for no reason (her canon looking like a peashooter), how the gravity suit was replaced with a little glow because Sakamoto doesn't like the power suit in purple...and Samus was shrinked (being freaking amazonian before), also for no reason, and apparently she grows a few inches when she puts on her power suit and only when doing so.
And yes, it gave Samus some emotion. One, to be more specific: Whiny crybaby. I don't know why the woman that gave the Metroid hatchling away with a handshake and a "just doing my job, sir" like an hour after obtaining the damn thing would be like "AAAAH NOOO MY BABY I HAVE PTSD ;_;" in this game, let's not mention how she freaks out at the sight of the archnemesis she's killed about 4 times by then or how she follows Adam like a lap dog, being forced to run through a lava room WITHOUT her varia suit only for Adam to be like "oh by the way samus you can activate your varia suit now" right after finishing that section. Also how Adam just shoots her, leaving her exposed to a bunch of obviously dangerous metroid, just because he needed (not really) to sacrify himself to save the ship and...he didn't want Samus to interfere? I don't spaghetti know. How did that even affect her, with her chozo dna and training in zebes she doesn't even need her power suit to resist that. But oh well, Samus is a weak japanese blonde lady here so I guess it makes sense.

I have no idea why anyone would consider this a good game (inb4 opinions)



Melkaticox commented on Inazuma Eleven Shoots And Scores On The North ...:

I really hate the english's set in JAPAN for pete's sake! (not to mention they are ******* stupid. "Mark Evans"? "Jack Blaze"?).
If Ninty's planning on capitalize on the series' success in south america, they failed horribly...but I'm guessing they're not...which is even stupider.



Melkaticox commented on Nintendo to Step Up Character IP Licensing, In...:

@antipop621 If we're going to have Nintendo comics, then they need to be published by IDW, Image or Dark Horse. They're way more talented than Archie.

Hmm, maybe this is the perfect time to make a Mario movie, Nintendo! CGI, of course. You have ton of talented writers working on Intelligent System and Alpha Dream ;]



Melkaticox commented on Sega Has No Plans To Bring Alien: Isolation To...:

"However, Alien: Isolation is shaping up to be something else entirely, and we personally think it's a real shame that Wii U owners won't be joining the party."

Yeah, just like Aliens CM was shaping up to be one of the best Wii U third party games of 2013.



Melkaticox commented on Inazuma Eleven Is Finding The Back Of The Net ...:

What's this? A football game being released in NA? it's the end of the world!
Heey Nintendo, how about you do what EA's being doing with Fifa 14/15 and focus on selling this game to south american gamers? You're welcome.



Melkaticox commented on Talking Point: Is The Castlevania Series Finis...:

Oh god please, DO move on. After Mirror or Fate, I don't want to see the series on a Nintendo handheld ever again (unless it returns to the Metroidvania formula and the old timeline). The series is just a God of War clone now.
I liked the style and class of the GBA/DS games...why can't we have more of that?



Melkaticox commented on Feature: The Biggest Wii U Games of 2014:

Star Fox...niché? F-Zero niche?

You're mental.

Hell, you're mental times 2. Are you really saying Nintendo should stop caring about hardcore gamers? That's their only hope right now: Cater to them. As in, the REAL hardcore gamers (because according to some 2012 interviews, Nintendo's main goal for Wii U was to cater to hardcore gamers...yeah, it shows).
Star Fox, Metroid, F-Zero, Bayonetta, X and Zelda are perfect ways to cater to them...if marketed properly. But nooo, Reggie and Iwata insist on marketing only Mario, Zelda and Kirby.



Melkaticox commented on Feature: The Biggest Wii U Games of 2014:

"Bayonetta 2

...Oh no...
-Sigh- The only reason I didn't vote for Bayonetta 2 is because I'm just a little more excited about really hope it's that way for the other people. JUST 5%? Really?



Melkaticox commented on Zelda Unveiled as New Smash Bros. Challenger:

@19Robb92 You make it sound like they just ported her SSBB model to SSBU. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

Hm, maybe they'll update Zelda a bit and make her more...useful just so they can ditch Shiek. They did that with Peach, Bowser, Pit and...probably every character, really.