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Lord & Master of all thingsNintendo

Male, 42, United Kingdom

Loves Nintendo ip's zelda, metroid, donkey especially.

Mon 26th Aug 2013

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Lord commented on Mario Kart 64 on Wii U VC Doesn't Have Support...:

More half arsed releases from Nintendo!
Nintendo needs to take a leaf out of Microsofts re release of rare replay. When games had online -reinstate it.
If games had ghost data -fucking offer it.
And stop charging so much for your the lazy fucking effort.



Lord commented on Editorial: Let's Make 2016 a Year of Nintendo ...:

I've almost forgotten Nintendo still exsisted, I've not even touched my wii u since E3 and have lost all intrest in it. As for my 3ds I was so pissed that I can't chat in Mh4 I've packed it away for good. LETS HOPE THE NX GETS ANNOUNCED SOON SO I CAN SELL MY 3DS and Wii U AND MOVE ON.



Lord commented on Analysis: Assessing Why NX Needs to Take Over ...:

It pains me to say it but Nintendo performance this year has been poor! And I worry that the company is just moving in a direction which will fail to see them arrive back on top.
The lack of arcade, FPS and voice chat in thier games will allways mean that the sales of the NX will be from fans not converts. And as the fan numbers stand this is the total number of Wii Us sold todate. So I'd expect the NX numbers to be the same.
If Nintendo go high power and voice chat they could attract the other crowd but may lose a few core followers.
And then we have the digital purchases, if all games are available digitally only in a playing field where the competition still have pyshical they may fail to convert or even get fan sales.



Lord commented on Lost Reavers Developers Reveal More Details Ab...:

From the beta the biggest flaw was the lack of voice chat! You can't comand a team with picture texts (zelda triforce) and you can command a team with pre set sentences (mh4) so why oh why have these dam games not got voice chat!
Free or not it's gonna be dead in the water without chat!



Lord commented on Editorial: It's Not Fun to Criticise Nintendo ...:

I'm sure starfox would be a 5 if released this week.
I'm still worried that when it releases in 2016 without multiplayer and voice chat. Online co-op and other modern features it will still score badly.



Lord commented on Editorial: It's Not Fun to Criticise Nintendo ...:

I'm sure Iwata mentioned a year ago that Nintendo will try to create more smaller simpler games.
Hence the green light for triforce, chibi, federation, code steam, paintbrush, home designer etc.
Hence the low scores for all of these titles.



Lord commented on Feature: Reflecting On Three Years With The Wi...:

Ok here's how it is! I love the console and wow they are getting a lot out of it nowadays. The Nintendo stuff is as awesome as ever! The only problem I have is not with the console but with Nintendo!
Since 2005 Nintendo have failed to move forward with thier programming views towards online multiplayer and online chat!



Lord commented on Star Fox Zero Launches on 22nd April, 2016:

@DarkKirby yes I had heard Feb 26th. The UK direct introduced it as 'great news we have worked really hard and am pleased to announce starfox is now going to be released.......'we all thought pre Xmas' .........April 2016



Lord commented on The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Is Rece...:

More importantly is the release date!
If this comes out in March and we have other zelda releases/rereleases between now and March.
When do we think zelda u will land. I feel that they might be feeding us zelda games to plug the gap and allow then to move zelda u to September/October 2016 just before the NX port in November!



Lord commented on Capcom "Will Consider The Possibility" Of Supp...:

I'll settle for a port of monster hunter 4 on to the NX so I can finally enjoy this game in HD with voice chat rather than playing with crab hands, eye strain and frustration.
I'll also take revalations 2 port with voice chat and co-op.



Lord commented on Valhalla Game Studios is Being Sued Over a Tra...:

After many years in marketing, the above to logos would not create a 'sueable' case as both are based on a historical imagining. With both companies names being different and the only word being same is a non trademarkable word.
Would say that even under the three key changes between artwork this many be where they get pulled up as although the art styles are different the choosen colour pallet is similar. Again the content displayed is an artists representation of a historical boat at sea.
CONCLUSION if judged in a court of law, the logo created after the said original would be required to make some key changes mostly to colour pallet. Rather than cease and desist or pay a fine.



Lord commented on Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash Endures Awful UK Launch ...:

I'm just amazed at which titles Nintendo choose to make. I mean why spend money on making a chibi game? The programming hours alone could have been used for ice climbers, or f-zero (other simple to produce games). ESHOP ports. Is something I seen Nintendo needing to utilise more. For the cost of running a team who buy and tweak classics so it runs on the eShop eg old Nintendo and other companies. Eg they could buy eternal champions from Sega and reconfigure it to run on the wii u purchasable from the EShop. Surly this would cost less than making games like chibi a produce greater profits.



Lord commented on Nintendo Download: 12th November (Europe):

It's very odd how Nintendo have not loaded the EShop heavier in the lack of first party releases this Christmas.
I'm awaiting a rodea review as they said above it was a massive fail in Japan.
I know everyone is screaming for a direct at the moment and in pyshical weeks til Christmas terms they would need to be penciling one in this week or next. But I ask the question to myself based on speculation that they may announce twilight and each time my answer is the same. I'm not really interested in replaying this title nor adding a third version to the collection.
As for 2016 I think I'll be asking Santa for cash so I can survive the onslaught.
Wii u/3ds/NX starfox, zelda, pikmin, retro, mario Galaxyish, explorers, fire emblem fate, shinXfire, total outlay £1000



Lord commented on Yuji Naka Expresses Interest in Sequels to Ivy...:

I was hyped for this game until Nintendolife posted a video of gameplay and it just looked so dull and still very clearly a wii game!
I imagine from the video that the review is not going to be great!