Holy crap in a crap tree on poop mountain, this is a fantastic shooter. If'n you like fast-paced action and crap, you better poop 50 u.s and wipe your scheduel clean.

ha, yeah. I suppose writing quirky things latenight isnt a good idea. my bad. soo, any good?

I always liked Metroid for its fantasy aspect. Everyone knows girls cant fight aliens/monsters. Also, they take waay too much time doing thier makeup and hair before they even go to the damn grocery store.

When I first saw a semi-strategy war game for the wii, I peed a little.. Then I remembered its a wii game.. sigh. So, is my pair of wet undies I hucked at my wall to dry worth the aggrivation? Please elaborate the aspect before they leave a horrid shaped yellow stain in my living room.