Holy swear word! That was very unexpected! Thanks so much guys!

"How much would it cost for you to blow my Zelda cartridge?"

4. "...and Jack Thompson knew his time was up."

5. "Derek had spent his life preparing for this day. The day the 8-bit sprites commenced the invasion of Earth."

"I am SO going to pull tonight"

3. After 15 years of obscurity and Cheetos, Captain N decides it's finally time to make a comeback.

Here's my two!

1. "We are the NES. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!"

2. "The National Eczema Society Convention staff just didn't have the heart to tell him."

(Note: This is a real, UK based organisation. Google it )

3 Words: Earthbound and Unirally.

'nuff said. Until these two come out, I'm no longer interested in the VC, seeing as Ninty no longer seems interested in us. I mean, wasn't the whole point of the VC to 'play those unforgettable classics' we either missed first time round or were impossible to get hold of without shelling out major money for a vintage system or sneakily downloading an emulator?

This is just sad...