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Jazzman

Jazzman

United Kingdom

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Mon 28th January, 2008

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Jazzman

#6

Jazzman commented on SnakeByte Christmas Compo - Win Yourself Some ...:

Here's my two!

1. "We are the NES. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!"

2. "The National Eczema Society Convention staff just didn't have the heart to tell him."

(Note: This is a real, UK based organisation. Google it :D )

Jazzman

#7

Jazzman commented on USA VC Update: Metal Slug 2:

3 Words: Earthbound and Unirally.

'nuff said. Until these two come out, I'm no longer interested in the VC, seeing as Ninty no longer seems interested in us. I mean, wasn't the whole point of the VC to 'play those unforgettable classics' we either missed first time round or were impossible to get hold of without shelling out major money for a vintage system or sneakily downloading an emulator?

This is just sad...

Jazzman

#8

Jazzman commented on Win a Classic Controller! - Caption competition:

Girl: What did daddy say to do again?
Boy: Umm...knock on the door, yell "Take this, Wart!" at Mr. Chan, throw the pumpkins at his head, and run round the corner!

Caption: How old gamers relive their childhood memories.