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Make your life easy

Male, 14, United States

I like to speculate and analyze both ideas, and games. I'm a die-hard Ninty gamer, have been since I was 3.

Sat 8th February, 2014

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JakeOfAllTrades commented on The Mechs of Xenoblade Chronicles X Are Named ...:

Meh, I really liked the ironic title of 'Doll' for the GIGANTIC FREAKING HUNK OF METAL COVERED IN HEAD TO TOE WITH WEAPONRY! Skells feels like it's trying too hard to be scary.

Imagine going into a "death duel" with somebody, and their weapon of choice was a "Doll". You'do laugh until he decapitated you. I loved the name Doll. 😩



JakeOfAllTrades commented on Head Teachers in the UK Issue Warning to Paren...:

True, many kids cannot maturely handle the content in 18+ games, but isn't it up to the parents to truly gauge the maturity of their child? If there's an innocent child, don't ruin it. If there's a mature, independent, and responsible child, go for it. Don't let others make your judgement call!



JakeOfAllTrades commented on Guide: Everything We Know So Far About Nintend...:

You hit the nail on the head.

Straight ports won't work. You'd have to lose all of your precision. Every game would need to follow the Pokémon Shuffle side. This is why I dislike mobile gaming. None of the games seem like they had any effort in them. All of the simple controls end up getting confused in the chaos. No game can work with it unless it's Clash or Flappy bird.



JakeOfAllTrades commented on Poll: Which 2015 Nintendo Blockbusters Should ...:


Why do we need the ZELDA FORMULA? I think it'd be better to go through a dungeon using your own wit to solve ACTUAL puzzles to get an Item at the end after fighting an awesome boss? When items are used in tandem with a dungeon or boss, it devalues the actual use of the item. If you just went to all of these different dungeons to obtain more items in any order, it becomes your adventure. A Link Between Worlds showed us that a break in the formula was a great thing. It gave items and rupees more value. Why should we abandon Zelda U's direct precedent?



JakeOfAllTrades commented on Iwata Remains Positive on the Future of the Wi...:

It's come to a point where a vast majority of gamers are Xbox and Playstation fans, mainly due to the Xbox 360 and PS3 being "hardcore". They now believe anything Nintendo is "kiddie". Look at any nintendo game video review. You'll find people who say stuff like this, "Wii U gets Kirby and we get The Order, PS4 where the adults play."

It's come to the point where the graphics and brand are the only things that people care about. Nintendo can't get away from this until people wake up and find that they've missed out on one of the greatest sequels ever(Bayo2), best RPG(Xenoblade Chronicles X), and the most playfully crafted art styles to come out of the past decade(Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Yoshi's Woolly World) because of blind fanboyism.

It's sickening.