You had me until I read "ChickenBrutus".

YYYEEEEEEEESSSS

Finally Flipnote 3D will be mine

It's a sad thing that many of the people I know will still be going to buy this thing.

"Gaz: [...] Although I did like Colors 3D! as an app (apart from the misspelling of colour...)"
Heheh

sdrawkcab m'I em pleh ha

I cracked up at this and I still am cracking up at this

OW AH DON'T POKE ME

Ew a Microsoft system

Oh poop I haven't played any of these games but I should have! Ah I wish I had money.

I think you missed some dialogue, NL...

Peter Molyneux: Of course I would! And it'll have crappy touch controls and everything!

Best subtitle ever

At least it's not 666

These gummy bears got mold on them

Crappy News Network

worth it

errggghhhhhh

This is my favourite video game of all time, really. It well deserved a 10/10.

Yay! The Wii U is next gen!
But still boo for CoD

I have to say this sucks even though I don't live in Europe

awh yeah a blue wii u

I loved Activision for Pitfall - but then they made CoD

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.

Ah, good old DS Lite. I sure miss it. I suddenly have a craving for NSMB.

I fell for this, then realized what day it was.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cypronia why are you making games. Stop. We've had enough.

"A 2nd screen adds NOTHING. it's a gimmick. 3D is a gimmick."

you're a gimmick

The Farnsworth Parabox. I love that episode.

Ohhhhh god. Another one of these.

@Koto Right. 4A are basically saying, "if it's not a supercomputer then it sucks".

I read 'retread' as something else. lol.

Anyways, this game is Just. Plain. Difficult.

Another day, another piece of shovelware, courtesy of UFO Interactive.

Played it, not that great. Kinda fun, but as you said, the snowball throwing mechanics are hopelessly broken.

The Toad one was awesome. Toad is actually my 2nd favorite Mario character XD

Seems legit. @Philip_J_Reed

Wait, this is 800 points? What in the hell...

I personally think 10-15 uses is enough.

"Clearly, Nintendo is the answer to global warming."

Best thing I've heard all day

"Please remove the last 2 words. I think they were typed by mistake."

I really don't know how to respond to this

It'll take forever to get mine e_e

I can't think of anything to say, other than I'm never buying this pile of crap.

I want to get Scribblenauts, but I'm broke ;-;

People keep telling me how epic the Wii U is and I'm stuck here with this dang old Wii.

Why won't Christmas come sooner? MISERY

I have one thing to say to this whole subject, and one thing only.

what is this i dont even

Then he steals the Miiverse idea and puts it into the PS4, and Miyamoto writes 'I love Wii U' on that

It could happen