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DerpSandwich
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#1
DerpSandwich commented on Japanese Hardware Sales Slow Down For the Seco...:
It's weird that a game can sell so well in Japan and I can have absolutely no idea what it is or what it's about. I can tell that there are Miis in it...
#2
DerpSandwich commented on Poll: Do You Follow and Watch Rival Console Re...:
@Magnox That is hilarious. This also sums up quite a lot of people's responses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL6OenBFGIQ
#3
DerpSandwich commented on Target Weighs In With Wii U Basic Model Price Cut:
Even when the Wii U sells well they're still going to have trouble getting rid of those basic models. They're just not a good value, and they're ugly to boot. Nintendo should stop making them.
#4
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo And SEGA Have Yet To Reveal Another E...:
I really don't think any sort of crossover is going to happen. It just doesn't seem like the sort of thing Nintendo would go for. Especially not with a cart racer so soon after the latest Sonic & All Stars.
#5
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Reveals New Pikmin 3 Characters and D...:
Challenge levels that aren't timed. Map editor. At least as much content as Pikmin 3.
These are my wishes. Please make at least a couple of them happen, Nintendo.
#6
DerpSandwich commented on Miiverse: Super Metroid - Too Taxing For Today...:
The only thing I needed help with was getting into morph ball mode. Yeah, I felt pretty stupid; I was stuck in that room for a good five minutes. For some reason pressing down twice just did not click as a possible command in my head.
#7
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Claiming Ad Revenue On YouTube User-G...:
@AJTsuki I know it's not the exact same thing, but a lot of people aren't going to make that distinction. It's a PR issue more than anything. Really I can see both sides of the argument, though.
#8
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Direct Confirmed For 17th May, Coveri...:
"Perhaps [if Nintendo has a shred of decency or business smarts in them] undated titles like The Wonderful 101 and Wii Fit U will be pinned down..."
Fixed.
#9
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 16th May (North America):
Really, REALLY disappointed with the RE:R demo. The controls are absolutely terrible. I was happy that the game was coming to the masses and Capcom could finally get an idea of the kind of RE game the fans want, but with aiming this terrible I don't think it will do particularly well at all. I mean, it's practically unplayable to me.
#10
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Claiming Ad Revenue On YouTube User-G...:
Normally I would say no big deal, but in light of the recent announcement that the PS4 would allow for easy video sharing, I think this was a bad move.
#11
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Announces Metallic Red 3DS, Cobalt Bl...:
Sigh. Japan is PHASING OUT better colors than we've even got here in the US. I'd love a cobalt one...
#12
DerpSandwich commented on Two Tribes: Toki Tori 2 Level Editor "Still He...:
I'm really looking forward to getting this game, though I might wait for a sale or until the editor is released. (Or I might just break down and buy it soon anyway. I really want to play it!)
#13
DerpSandwich commented on Silicon Knights Working On Various Legal Issues:
"Various Legal Issues" sounds like a pretty boring ga--
Oh. I get it.
#14
DerpSandwich commented on ZombiU Developer Hints at a Sequel, Sort Of:
There's an enormous amount of potential in that game. Not giving it a sequel would be a sin. Flesh it out, give it more depth, fix up the graphics.
#15
DerpSandwich commented on Eternal Darkness Will "Definitely" Be Discusse...:
Digital distribution means that underrated games can get a second chance without a huge investment. Eternal Darkness HD on the eShop would be fantastic.
#16
DerpSandwich commented on Shadow of the Eternals Will Cost $5 Per Episod...:
I refuse to buy episodic games on principal. I was incredibly excited when I heard the news of this game, but I'm not paying for it until I can get it all in one package.
But really it's not even going to get funded, so I don't know why I'm bothering to think about it... XP
#17
DerpSandwich commented on CNN Money: Nintendo Is "Tone Deaf" To Industry...:
He has a few good points, but I could argue SO many of the things he said. There's no point doing it here though, so I'm just going to say, "Keep trying, internet."
#18
DerpSandwich commented on Feature: Celebrating Ten Years of The Wind Waker:
I've played through it at least four times, and I'm looking forward to playing it a lot more this fall. One of the greatest games I've ever played.
#19
DerpSandwich commented on Free-To-Play Tank! Tank! Tank! Gives You Club ...:
Yeah, I downloaded this and haven't gotten coins. Other people seem to be having this problem too. What's the deal? I didn't get coins for Wii Street U, either.
#20
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Discounts More 3DS eShop Titles in No...:
Darn it! I don't have the money for all these games! But then if I don't get them on sale, I'll be losing money LATER. Geez, the eShop is turning into Holiday-time Steam.
#21
DerpSandwich commented on Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light an...:
Every time they reveal something similar to LttP, it makes me less excited for this game.
#22
DerpSandwich commented on Smartphones And Tablets To Be "Primary Screen ...:
In ten years? Maybe we won't have consoles anymore. In four? The idea is literally laughable. I wonder if these guys are taking bets...
#23
DerpSandwich commented on Rumour: Next Sonic Game Will Go Back To His Ro...:
Sonic has literally "returned to his roots" in some form or another in his last four or five games. I think they're just using it as a marketing gimmick at this point.
#24
DerpSandwich commented on Shin'en Multimedia Announces Spring eShop Sale...:
Boy howdy, now I've GOT to pick up Nano Assault!
#25
DerpSandwich commented on Game & Wario to Retail at $39.99 in the U.S.:
Thank GOODNESS. It seems that sometimes Nintendo actually does know what they're doing.
#26
DerpSandwich commented on Kickstarter For Ecco The Dolphin Successor Sin...:
Can't say I'm surprised. Maybe it might have been more successful if it hadn't appeared to be first and foremost an iPad game. Actual gamers are the ones who kickstart projects, and they want their games on actual systems.
#27
DerpSandwich commented on No Plans From Nintendo For Renovated Consoles ...:
Okay, now what about the buy-three-get-one deal coming to the US? Still waiting on that one...
#28
DerpSandwich commented on Watch_Dogs Stalking Onto U.S. Wii U Consoles o...:
You know you have an awesome game on your hands when the gameplay videos blow everyone away, but when you tie it all into a trailer it just looks like a boring old action game or movie. Usually it's the opposite; the trailer tricks you into thinking it's awesome and it turns out to be not nearly as exciting.
#29
DerpSandwich commented on Hands On: Seeing The World in Wii U Panorama View:
It's just not worth the price in my opinion. Maybe five bucks for the whole package, or a buck a piece or something. But who's going to pay for these tours and just watch them over and over again? It's really not that fun or interesting. I had my fill after two plays of the demo.
#30
DerpSandwich commented on The Wonderful 101 Is Focused On "Fun" And Not ...:
Now that I've read this, there's absolutely no chance I'll buy it until I can get it cheap. I know some people don't mind a short game, but I'm just not like that. Games cost a lot of money, and I need the experience to be appropriate for the price. If I can buy a game for $10 or $15 and get 10 hours out of it, I expect a whole lot more than that from a $60 game.
And the problem with replayability is that devs are almost always lying when they say their game has a lot of it. Adding a hard mode does not always add 10 hours to a game. It's things like challenge modes and unlockables and whatnot that really add replayability. And unless I can happily plunk down upwards of 20 or 30 hours at the very least into this game, I'm not into paying full price for it. (In fact I don't normally pay full price for ANYTHING, opting to wait for a price drop, but that's not precisely the point.)
#31
DerpSandwich commented on Weirdness: Nintendo of Europe Didn't Want "Boi...:
That's funny, I thought you Brits were way more comfortable with boingy bits than we were!
#32
DerpSandwich commented on Let Your Creative Juices Flow By Designing A M...:
I think this is appropriate.
http://youtu.be/8fGFjoeyc6I
#33
DerpSandwich commented on Rumour: Dragon Quest Monsters 2 Remake Tradema...:
Duuude, I remember that game! I liked it a lot, but I never could beat it. By the time I'd bred what I wanted I couldn't even compete in the last area because I didn't want to take the time to grind all my stuff up. I had the best dragon monster, too!
#34
DerpSandwich commented on A.N.N.E May Appear On Wii U Should It Smash Th...:
You know the Wii U is currently struggling when it's always the most far-off, crazy stretch goal. XD Just wait until the install base grows and we'll stop seeing this.
#35
DerpSandwich commented on Video: Luigi Defeats All Characters On Super S...:
That is way too funny.
#36
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 26th April - Virtual Consol...:
@Ryno Yeah, I don't normally buy too much more than I need. It's different with Microsoft points, because I can often get the cards for cheaper than they're worth, but unfortunately I can't seem to say the same for the eShop.
#37
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 26th April - Virtual Consol...:
@Ryno But that fee is likely no more than 50 cents, and technically it's only when you purchase eShop credit. And one $20 purchase of credit can get you several games with no fees themselves. It's not quite 100%, but I imagine it's pretty darn close.
#38
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 26th April - Virtual Consol...:
@Ryno But that's because there's a limited supply of physical cartridges and shipping costs are also a factor. With digital copies the supply is basically unlimited, and the profit margin is basically 100%. They're completely different markets.
It used to be worth it to pay all that money because it was the only way to get those games. Now it's just not true.
#39
DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: The Importance of the Virtual C...:
@Five-seveN Yeah, I'm excited. I'm bummed that the whole atmosphere thing might be a little lost on me seeing as I've heard about the beginning and the end so many times, but it's the gameplay that really matters! I've been meaning to play a 2D Metroid since the GBA titles came out. Hopefully they'll get released on the VC so I can play them too.
#40
DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: The Importance of the Virtual C...:
@DarkCoolEdge That's true, it's much easier now with save states.
#41
DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: The Importance of the Virtual C...:
@Five-seveN I'm actually really looking forward to getting Super Metroid for 30 cents! That's one game I really wish I had played when I was a kid, but at least now I get the chance.
#42
DerpSandwich commented on House Of The Dead: Overkill Rises From The Gra...:
It was worth a playthrough for the humor alone. Five bucks isn't bad, though if you've got to spend more on guns and junk just to get through it I'd say pick up the Wii one on the cheap and get the full experience instead.
#43
DerpSandwich commented on Resident Evil Revelations Demo to Sneak up on ...:
How can you not remember Parker? Out of all the new characters he was just about the only one that wasn't HORRENDOUSLY ANNOYING. XD
#44
DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 26th April - Virtual Consol...:
People are seriously still willing to spend eight bucks on an SNES game? I'm voting with my dollar here and not buying a thing unless it's on sale or the prices drop. Those prices are absolutely ridiculous.
#45
DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: The Importance of the Virtual C...:
I concur, we need sales on those old titles. They can't still expect us to pay five bucks for an NES title. (Oh wait, I guess they can, because we still do.) With each generation the old stuff should get cheaper, in my opinion.
But you know what's funny? I really don't like old games that much. Everyone seems to like playing all these classics, but whenever I pick up an old game I usually end up getting frustrated by the difficulty and the lack of saving, and I know people liked how old games didn't "hold your hand," but I don't find it fun having absolutely no idea where to go or how to play the game. I also just don't tend to think they're very fun. They're incredibly simple and coupled with the fact that you've got to die and start all over after playing for an hour I find that I never have the patience or any sort of desire to continue. It was great back in the day, but now any kid with a computer can make the same thing, and when you strip away the nostalgia I don't see much of a point. There are obviously games that really are just great (Super Mario 3 comes to mind), but so many others...meh. But I realize this is really just me.
Anyone else feel this way? My friends are always like, "Aw, man, I just got Star Gradient Alpha Wolf 4 on my Neo Geo Pocket, it's super awesome!" And I'm just like, "Uh, I like Yoshi's Island... That's pretty old, right?"
#46
DerpSandwich commented on Analyst: Nintendo of America "Forgot Marketing...:
At this point I'm just considering this year Wii U's "beta" year. XD
Another thing though. Why does everyone consider the Gamecube a failure when no one says the same about the Xbox? The PS2 trounced them both completely, but the Xbox barely sold more than the Gamecube did. Gaming really exploded this last generation, so 25mil seems like a modest success to me if anything.
#47
DerpSandwich commented on Satoru Iwata Outlines Retail Download Strategi...:
Nintendo, I don't normally like blatant ripoffs, but due to the sheer perfectness of the idea I'm giving you my full permission to completely rip off Skylanders with a Pokemon game. This game with the cheap figures is a good start, but we need a huge adventure with awesome collectible figurines, and we need it now. And that leveling system is genius!
#48
DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: Nintendo's Changing the Media G...:
I guess it makes sense, and I can't even say I didn't see it coming, but...I can't help but feel like someone just told me we would be opening Christmas presents on one or more as-of-yet-undetermined days somewhere near Christmas.
#49
DerpSandwich commented on Rejoice, Mario Kart Wii U Is Coming This Year:
@datamonkey Ha, that's true. Compared to COD it's not so bad at all! XD Though if they plan on only having one Mario Kart per system that means that it could be another five years or so before we get another one. If I were them I'd spread them out more.
#50
DerpSandwich commented on Rejoice, Mario Kart Wii U Is Coming This Year:
I really think it's too soon for a new Marko Kart, but I guess they're desperate. Hey, between this, Pikmin, and Wind Waker, the Wii U might not have a bad holiday season.