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DerpSandwich

DerpSandwich

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DerpSandwich

#6

DerpSandwich commented on Miiverse: Super Metroid - Too Taxing For Today...:

The only thing I needed help with was getting into morph ball mode. Yeah, I felt pretty stupid; I was stuck in that room for a good five minutes. For some reason pressing down twice just did not click as a possible command in my head.

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#9

DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 16th May (North America):

Really, REALLY disappointed with the RE:R demo. The controls are absolutely terrible. I was happy that the game was coming to the masses and Capcom could finally get an idea of the kind of RE game the fans want, but with aiming this terrible I don't think it will do particularly well at all. I mean, it's practically unplayable to me.

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#16

DerpSandwich commented on Shadow of the Eternals Will Cost $5 Per Episod...:

I refuse to buy episodic games on principal. I was incredibly excited when I heard the news of this game, but I'm not paying for it until I can get it all in one package.

But really it's not even going to get funded, so I don't know why I'm bothering to think about it... XP

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#28

DerpSandwich commented on Watch_Dogs Stalking Onto U.S. Wii U Consoles o...:

You know you have an awesome game on your hands when the gameplay videos blow everyone away, but when you tie it all into a trailer it just looks like a boring old action game or movie. Usually it's the opposite; the trailer tricks you into thinking it's awesome and it turns out to be not nearly as exciting.

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#29

DerpSandwich commented on Hands On: Seeing The World in Wii U Panorama View:

It's just not worth the price in my opinion. Maybe five bucks for the whole package, or a buck a piece or something. But who's going to pay for these tours and just watch them over and over again? It's really not that fun or interesting. I had my fill after two plays of the demo.

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#30

DerpSandwich commented on The Wonderful 101 Is Focused On "Fun" And Not ...:

Now that I've read this, there's absolutely no chance I'll buy it until I can get it cheap. I know some people don't mind a short game, but I'm just not like that. Games cost a lot of money, and I need the experience to be appropriate for the price. If I can buy a game for $10 or $15 and get 10 hours out of it, I expect a whole lot more than that from a $60 game.

And the problem with replayability is that devs are almost always lying when they say their game has a lot of it. Adding a hard mode does not always add 10 hours to a game. It's things like challenge modes and unlockables and whatnot that really add replayability. And unless I can happily plunk down upwards of 20 or 30 hours at the very least into this game, I'm not into paying full price for it. (In fact I don't normally pay full price for ANYTHING, opting to wait for a price drop, but that's not precisely the point.)

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#33

DerpSandwich commented on Rumour: Dragon Quest Monsters 2 Remake Tradema...:

Duuude, I remember that game! I liked it a lot, but I never could beat it. By the time I'd bred what I wanted I couldn't even compete in the last area because I didn't want to take the time to grind all my stuff up. I had the best dragon monster, too!

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#38

DerpSandwich commented on Nintendo Download: 26th April - Virtual Consol...:

@Ryno But that's because there's a limited supply of physical cartridges and shipping costs are also a factor. With digital copies the supply is basically unlimited, and the profit margin is basically 100%. They're completely different markets.

It used to be worth it to pay all that money because it was the only way to get those games. Now it's just not true.

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#39

DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: The Importance of the Virtual C...:

@Five-seveN Yeah, I'm excited. I'm bummed that the whole atmosphere thing might be a little lost on me seeing as I've heard about the beginning and the end so many times, but it's the gameplay that really matters! I've been meaning to play a 2D Metroid since the GBA titles came out. Hopefully they'll get released on the VC so I can play them too.

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#45

DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: The Importance of the Virtual C...:

I concur, we need sales on those old titles. They can't still expect us to pay five bucks for an NES title. (Oh wait, I guess they can, because we still do.) With each generation the old stuff should get cheaper, in my opinion.

But you know what's funny? I really don't like old games that much. Everyone seems to like playing all these classics, but whenever I pick up an old game I usually end up getting frustrated by the difficulty and the lack of saving, and I know people liked how old games didn't "hold your hand," but I don't find it fun having absolutely no idea where to go or how to play the game. I also just don't tend to think they're very fun. They're incredibly simple and coupled with the fact that you've got to die and start all over after playing for an hour I find that I never have the patience or any sort of desire to continue. It was great back in the day, but now any kid with a computer can make the same thing, and when you strip away the nostalgia I don't see much of a point. There are obviously games that really are just great (Super Mario 3 comes to mind), but so many others...meh. But I realize this is really just me.

Anyone else feel this way? My friends are always like, "Aw, man, I just got Star Gradient Alpha Wolf 4 on my Neo Geo Pocket, it's super awesome!" And I'm just like, "Uh, I like Yoshi's Island... That's pretty old, right?"

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#46

DerpSandwich commented on Analyst: Nintendo of America "Forgot Marketing...:

At this point I'm just considering this year Wii U's "beta" year. XD

Another thing though. Why does everyone consider the Gamecube a failure when no one says the same about the Xbox? The PS2 trounced them both completely, but the Xbox barely sold more than the Gamecube did. Gaming really exploded this last generation, so 25mil seems like a modest success to me if anything.

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#47

DerpSandwich commented on Satoru Iwata Outlines Retail Download Strategi...:

Nintendo, I don't normally like blatant ripoffs, but due to the sheer perfectness of the idea I'm giving you my full permission to completely rip off Skylanders with a Pokemon game. This game with the cheap figures is a good start, but we need a huge adventure with awesome collectible figurines, and we need it now. And that leveling system is genius!

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#48

DerpSandwich commented on Talking Point: Nintendo's Changing the Media G...:

I guess it makes sense, and I can't even say I didn't see it coming, but...I can't help but feel like someone just told me we would be opening Christmas presents on one or more as-of-yet-undetermined days somewhere near Christmas.