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Tue 13th May 2014

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Dankykong commented on Talking Point: The New Nintendo 3DS is Yet to ...:

Yet another DSi. I KNEW IT. I told everyone so. "No not this time, they got it this time, the 3DS is a success so this will work too!" okay because the DS wasn't more successful than this and the DSi was still pointless. The only reason it sells is because the old one is mostly sold off now. I'm more than happy to say this is a better system upgrade from 3DS to N3DS than DS/Lite to DSi would have been.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo Profits Dip as amiibo Hits Over 40 Mi...:

Omg Nintendo what are you doing. Xbox and PlayStation don't do this!!! Release your NX! You have no idea what you're doing. We need another new CEO!!! The NX better support VR or its doomed. Sales numbers prove they've run out of ideas. Everything I'm saying is just as right and important as what you're saying



Dankykong commented on Review: Super Mario 64 DS (Wii U eShop / DS):

Tl;dr review 7/10 you're a hermit loser if you've not played this bad port. If you spared yourself these bad controls on the original DS, you should play it now on the WiiU so you can stop being a moron and have played this already even if the N64 version you played and loved is so much better.



Dankykong commented on Interview: Learning More About FreezeME, a Sur...:

Excited for this. I was when it was first announced because I was so wanting people to bring back 64 style platformers. I hope they don't crash and burn here soon because their development time has been quiet and seemingly going well. That so infrequently happens.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo Life Weekly: Super Smash Bros. Rumour...:

The Danny DeVito thing I think would work, but will they actually get him? No lol If it gets big enough he or Nintendo may comment but I doubt it'll get bigger than that. /pours salt all over like the girl with the umbrella on the package



Dankykong commented on Jigglypuff amiibo is No Longer a Target Exclus...:

I worked at Target and our Amiibo wall was abysmal the entire time I worked there, it still is. But now I'm at Best Buy and our area is a bit messy but there's a lot of what were once "rare" amiibo. Every store got a different restock though, because Fry's had a lot of other goodies I can't find elsewhere too.



Dankykong commented on Rumour: Super Smash Bros. Planned as NX Launch...:

That'd be so boring. Another Smash game so soon, there'd be no reason for me to delve into it so fast. If their plan is for Smash NX then their plan is obviously to keep up with XB1 & PS4 where all they do is remake the same game and have 200 ports from 2 gens ago. Cool we caught up.



Dankykong commented on GameStop Survey Suggests We'll See Nintendo NX...:

Obviously this proves it. It's not like they've never taken preorder money for stuff that never ended up happening or charging the wrong amount on things and cheating customers. NX mentioned in their poll = solid proof it's coming.



Dankykong commented on Mario Kart 64 on Wii U VC Doesn't Have Support...:

Now it's just laziness. Maybe with the Wii version it wasn't going to quite work or some other excuse but now we're getting GBA eReader levels, expansion pack games and other bonus contents unlocked for us. Controller pack data shouldn't be locked unless there's some other reason for it now. Copyright issue? Names we can't have out there anymore? Game breaking glitches? Really awkward. Although the ghost data doesn't bother me being missing, it isn't pretty looking anymore.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo Removes Infamous Drugging Scene From ...:

The whole thing is awkward as hell. They put in a weird drugging scene that really didn't need to happen anyway. It never felt like conversion therapy to me but some other weird way of showing they know gay people exist, but didn't really want to do it anyway so they made it where "oh don't feel bad she's gay, they fixed her without religion!" to make straight people playing this a little more comfortable if they weren't already. I'm usually against censorship but if it makes it less weird then I can get over it. Their apology thing is a bit strange too, it almost says "we acknowledge the homophobia and drugging, we took it out for you but left it for ourselves"



Dankykong commented on Rumour: Details of amiibo Features in The Lege...:

Amiibo content = ridiculously boring sounding but I wasn't expecting anything so I'm just neutral on the matter. I'm also mixed on how I feel about the figure itself. He is standing on white chocolate bark? Or mozzarella cheese? Nonetheless it'll be a collectors item.