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Dankykong

Dankykong

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Dankykong

#4

Dankykong commented on Review: Devil's Third (Wii U):

Say what you will, but this, in my opinion, is easily the most bizarre results from a game that Nintendo has had their fingers dipped in, in a long while.
Nintendo: -eats your opinions on next gen gaming-
Nintendo: vomits up warped out N64, PS1, WiiU, PC, PS360 game

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#6

Dankykong commented on Mario History: Mario Party - 1998:

MP10 is the nail in the coffin for me on this series. It was easily one of my favorites since the original but it's just not working for me anymore. Even Island Tour was much more appealing than 10. Which saddens me. Maybe it'll make it's way back around and be fun again someday.

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#9

Dankykong commented on Review: G.G Series NYOKKI (DSiWare):

When this travesty of a series is complete, you guys should figure out how much their sales on them totaled up to cause I can't imagine anyone seriously going "heck yeah I'm waiting to buy me a GG series game"

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#10

Dankykong commented on Poll: Is Pokkén Tournament The Wii U Release...:

It'll boost WiiU sales for sure but it's not like it'll be a permanent major boost for ages. Just the usual new big IP game boost that always happens. I want this game but not day 1 unless it accidentally happens. The hype seems pretty low though... pokemon fandom looks forward to Pkmn Z or next gen now, so it seems to me anyway.

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#21

Dankykong commented on Movie Review: Pixels Proves Once Again That Vi...:

No it's just Adam Sandler. My bf and his roommate went to see it after I rejected the invitation because I didn't want to see it, they said it was so bad in most aspects that even toward the end when there were pixels all over the place or something, that it was just giant foam blocks which looked so cheap. LOL If my bf's roommate hated it, then you know it's bad cause he liked Ted 2.

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#33

Dankykong commented on Donkey Kong Nearly Missed Out On Pixels Stardom:

I knew the movie would bomb. Old men playing old video games with a sort of Stay-Puffed (ghostbusters) theme going on with everything. Who the heck wants to see that? It's not Wreck It Ralph people. Also who keeps giving Sandler money to make movies? Stop wasting our lives

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#37

Dankykong commented on Exclusive: Project CARS "Simply Too Much For W...:

Lmfao I knew it would come to this. I was never super interested in this but they've been struggling with this game for ages now and it's tarnished their record. But at least we know who they are now. Too bad buyers in real life are ignorant to their trips and falls

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#44

Dankykong commented on Review: Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (Wii U eS...:

In my personal opinion I think this is the best Kirby game. It felt like there were enough enemies around, the music was great and it looked pretty decent for a 2D-3D game. Obviously some people disagree but I can think of many that looked worse or less crisp even back in the day. Although it's a really fast play through, probably one of the quickest to play through even...

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#45

Dankykong commented on Review: G.G Series GREAT WHIP ADVENTURE (DSiWare):

They all look roughly the same which is a gigantic yawn but some of these GG games have a decent style, which resemble Kirby or Starfy. But I despise that upper screen with the cheap GG graphic and score table they put in every single game, I don't want to call it lazy but that's what it feels like. There was nothing they could have ever done with the upper screen?

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#46

Dankykong commented on Nintendo Life Weekly: Devil's Third Apparently...:

Who the heck even asked for "Zombi" on XB1/PS4? It'll fall flat on it's face again just like it did for WiiU. They game even seemed archaic on the WiiU. Sure it has some good ideas, but short and linear with a steep difficulty curve at times to make it last longer? Meh... So they're getting that, where's the WiiU's AAA ported game from Tantulus now? It's our turn ok.
As for Sonic, lmao @ the thought of getting a game that won't get an average score of 66 or lower "here comes the best sonic game ever!!!! Sonic '16" instead of 06..

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#48

Dankykong commented on Review: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (...:

I wonder what it would take for this game to not be a 10/10, meaning if there'd be some advancement in gaming that deems this too old, ugly or unplayable on the standards of the future.
Also any perfect score for this game reminds me of the time when this got 99/100 and GTAV (and other games) got 98/100 on IGN and everyone went nutso