User Profile



Male, United States

Tue 13th May, 2014

Recent Comments



Dankykong commented on Review: Nihilumbra (Wii U eShop):

Even though the looks of this are a little fringy, I think I could still get into this game. I wanted it for WiiU after I heard about it like 200 years ago, I'm surprised its out now.



Dankykong commented on Cabbage Is The Dream Nintendo Game That Never Was:

This article reads like a Kotaku article. "Some game we heard about once, we dunno about it, also the N64DD sucked, and it bombed, and it was terrible, and also this game was never going to come out cause Nintendo blew it on the 64DD. It was a failure and this game was doomed." thank you for teaching me nothing.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo Announces Best Buy Locations and Deta...:

Torrence eh? I can make it to that one. I'm surprised they're not doing it at that Culver City Best Buy like they always do. Tbh HELLO!? WE'VE GOT ONE IN BURBANK AND GLENDALE HELLO THERE ARE 2.1 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE VALLEY WHO'D GO THERE.



Dankykong commented on Reaction: Nintendo Dropped the Ball, Not the M...:

Come on you morons at Nintendo, you're trying to land a plane here with no landing gear. NES Remix? As if people don't whine about that game enough on the WiiU, they give everyone the 3DS one to play. Really awkward. This whole event has crashed and burned. Is it because there are too many fans now and they can't accommodate everyone so they figured why not make it smaller? Or are there no fans anymore?



Dankykong commented on UCraft is a Wii U Exclusive Once Again:

This is going to crash and burn like most of these eShop games and it'll be looked back upon poorly as a weird mediocre Minecraft clone for the WiiU because the WiiU "was too lame" to support the real Minecraft. Put this poor thing out of it's misery before it's too late.



Dankykong commented on Sega Won't Have A Booth At This Year's E3:

This is a little surprising tbh. Other, companies with supposedly less will have booths. Talk about just fizzling out. If nothing at E3, then it feels like you can nearly discount them for putting out anything except a rerelease until late 2016 :/ What the heck is going on over there?



Dankykong commented on Talking Point: Is Konami About To Exit The Con...:

You know they have a division making Pachinko and Slot machines with Ganbare Goemon, so that's another thing they've got their fingers dabbled in. Japan only but be that as it may, their business is all over the place. Perhaps some restructuring is in order? Or maybe they'll just be a thing of the past sooner rather than later.

Subscribe to Nintendo Life on YouTube

Maybe they can just squeeze out the Mystical Ninja N64 games for WiiU VC and then they can go down the drain. I don't want Konami pulling a Sega where they release only trashy phone games and rerelease their oldies 25,000 times. Then we can really forget about them permanently.



Dankykong commented on Playtonic's Project Ukulele Becomes Yooka-Layl...:

I'm surprised they basically did parallel Banjo. When I expected spiritual successor I didn't expect to see Banjo-Kazooie 4 but with a different skin. Even the music in that little vine Playtonic posted sounds exactly like Banjo music down with that Xylophone noise. I'm very excited for this, I highly doubt the gameplay will be "dated" or any of that. Pls make WiiU physical version.



Dankykong commented on Just When You Thought the Humble Wii Was Dead,...:

Never assume any console is dead. Pier Solar for Genesis, random NES things every so often and they still make FIFA games for the PS2 here and there...
Don't forget Rodea for Wii being being packaged in with the WiiU version for some.



Dankykong commented on Feature: A Day With The Biggest StreetPass Gro...:

If the friggin Nintendo Zones weren't always uncooperative I'd take no interest in this myself. Every place that has a Nintendo Zone here is hit or miss, one day Best Buy will work, the next it won't. Some McDonalds will ALWAYS work, while others dont at all even after confirming it had worked at one time before. Really screwy system at times.



Dankykong commented on Avengers: Age of Ultron DLC Rolling Out to Zen...:

I've never known anyone who actually has this game let alone puts money into it and it's been cross platform for ages and even showed up in the top 10 of different download shops, WiiU included. The demos are usually quick and tell me nothing about what I'm getting into with this either. Yeah Pinball, but is that it? Big whoop.



Dankykong commented on Legend of Kay Anniversary Set for Budget Retai...:

I'm only interested in this because of 3D platforming, but otherwise I'm just like wtf is this and why did someone dig it out of the vault for an anniversary edition? Who asked for that? Who even wanted it? Only the devs that's who.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo Download: 16th April (North America):

Laughing @ the whining over $10 pricing for DK64. It'll easily be $20+ for the original cart and if you need the expansion pack that'll probably be another $25+, so this is clearly a good deal if you don't own one or the other.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo of Japan Confirms the Tracks in the U...:

I'm shocked that both Cheese Land & Ribbon Road were readded, both of those were ones I wished for! RR looks so amazing, I can't wait! Kinda meh on Neo Bowser City but the rest look friggin awesome. I think this DLC pack is better than the first by a million miles.



Dankykong commented on Video: Shovel Knight, Scram Kitty, CommanderVi...:

What a time to be alive. It looks so weird to see indie characters from multiple different games come together in such a way. Such a thing is so rare it almost feels like a first. PS All Stars or Project X kinda come close in a sense but those aren't indie.



Dankykong commented on Hardware: Settle It With This Customised Super...:

@Haiassai Which is better than producing fake memories. "ya i knew ness all along" sure you did. Better keep the most used lol. Although I didn't know Samus was in the top 4, but the others seem obvious. I guess makes sense, nty Yoshi or DK even though I said those earlier haha