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Tue 13th May, 2014

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Dankykong commented on Review: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (...:

I wonder what it would take for this game to not be a 10/10, meaning if there'd be some advancement in gaming that deems this too old, ugly or unplayable on the standards of the future.
Also any perfect score for this game reminds me of the time when this got 99/100 and GTAV (and other games) got 98/100 on IGN and everyone went nutso



Dankykong commented on The Current State Of Virtual Reality Just Isn'...:

VR is a snooze, everyone is upset and it's hilarious. Pray tell people what games or software are you looking forward to for either VR headset coming out? Is there even anything other than Endless Ocean clones and Otaku Zooming In On Breasts games being developed?



Dankykong commented on First Impressions: Getting Into the Fold With ...:

I wonder how they'll do the Paper Luigi cameo in this game, you know it has to happen. At least like the ones in Sticker Star where you just saw him in the background every so often or maybe where you can talk to him like in the console Paper Marios.
Anywho, I can't wait for this game. Seems fun. But everyone is going to try and ruin it by using the word "gimmick" and "confirmed" over and over.



Dankykong commented on Video: No Matter How Annoyed You Are At Ninten...:

This isn't even the worst musical thing by a million billion miles ever they've done. Wii Music anyone? Everyone dancing up there with Wii remotes and the game not playing properly and it sounded like just a bunch of noise. Or even just the embarrassing time when Zelda on the Wii didn't work properly.



Dankykong commented on First Impressions: Our Maiden Flight In Star F...:

This game so far seems more like it's the framing of a building and they've yet to build the insides, but from the outside the building looks almost complete (because in construction you do the facade first) and then we'll finally get to see the sweet insides when it comes out finally. But I'm not sure why everything is changing in an awkward sense, like fine use the gamepad it seems cool doing the 1st person stuff there but I do not need awkward button presses.
I should think they may do a "new" controls and a "classic" button set up perhaps, because they do that a lot now, where they show us what they want to push as new controls but give you the option for "old style" of sorts.



Dankykong commented on Poll: We Need to Talk About amiibo - Where Do ...:

Done until they're more useable. They are compatible with just a few things and most of which do barely anything. Kirby Amiibo is VERY useful in Kirby & Rainbow Curse imo, but he only does 1 little thing, albeit helpful, just not doing much. I bet people are going to go nuts trying to find their real Yarn Yoshi Amiibos only to have it do one tiny little thing in the game. Also maybe it's because I live in LA and there's plenty of places to buy them, but I rarely have issues finding "rare" ones when they're released, it'll be a few weeks into a new cycle and I'll still be able to find some. People are saying they can't find Ness, Pacman or the Splatoon ones but I got Pacman & Squid Boy yesterday, someone got Ness ahead of me (nbd didnt want him anyway) and they had a couple Girl Squids left as well. Wario & Toon Link are ALL Fry's in Burbank, CA has basically, like a wall of them and I noticed people saying they can't find those. I walked into Target days after the Rosalina fiasco and they still had 5 of them. But of course the old "rare" ones are long since extinct. Point is I dont have issues finding them until much later than the rest.
People can knock it all they want, I still find having a small figurine of some of my favorite characters who don't have barely, if any at all in the way of collectables, finally getting something with them on it. Like Wii Fit Trainer, lets take a look at how much Wii Fit Trainer collectables they probably have, close to ZERO Im sure haha So now I have a mini statue of her, that's kinda cool imo. I enjoy Wii Fit U, so my one little ode to the series is her Amiibo.



Dankykong commented on Exclusive: Slightly Mad Studio Head Ian Bell S...:

So basically we wont get the WiiU version, or it'll end up terrible like Watch Dogs. It's inevitable now people, give up on this. No one will even remember this in a few months after another Forza or Gran Turismo comes out, your arguments mean nothing. The bros and f-boys who buy these games mostly aren't looking at sales or which console needs more games. "ITS ON XBOX WHO CARES" is already the logic. Even if they manage to produce a WiiU version you KNOW it'll be trash. Pure and simple. They keep delaying it and devs admit they don't know what they're doing. It's done with.



Dankykong commented on Review: Nihilumbra (Wii U eShop):

Even though the looks of this are a little fringy, I think I could still get into this game. I wanted it for WiiU after I heard about it like 200 years ago, I'm surprised its out now.



Dankykong commented on Cabbage Is The Dream Nintendo Game That Never Was:

This article reads like a Kotaku article. "Some game we heard about once, we dunno about it, also the N64DD sucked, and it bombed, and it was terrible, and also this game was never going to come out cause Nintendo blew it on the 64DD. It was a failure and this game was doomed." thank you for teaching me nothing.



Dankykong commented on Nintendo Announces Best Buy Locations and Deta...:

Torrence eh? I can make it to that one. I'm surprised they're not doing it at that Culver City Best Buy like they always do. Tbh HELLO!? WE'VE GOT ONE IN BURBANK AND GLENDALE HELLO THERE ARE 2.1 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE VALLEY WHO'D GO THERE.