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News: Now You Can Buy That Goomba Head You've Always Wanted

Now You Can Buy That Goomba Head You've Always Wanted

"But Goombas don't really have heads," you say

You know Goombas, right? Mushroom things from the Mushroom Kingdom that get flattened very easily. Well, yes, but you may remember they looked a little different in the classic Super Mario Bros. movie: in fact, you'll probably never forget that unbelievable film. Now you can keep a piece of that unforgettable character with your very own bust. It's not..

News: Legend Of Zelda TV Series Hits Hulu

Legend Of Zelda TV Series Hits Hulu

American fans get to stream 80's Zelda straight to their eyeballs

Remember the Eighties? The delightful era of one-hit wonders, atrociously awesome fashion and reams of bad videogame series? Well, Hulu has seen fit to stream The Legend of Zelda, a 13-part series, back into the 21st century so everyone can enjoy the "brilliance" of the Zelda cartoon series. The eagle-eyed Zelda fans among..