Random: Brighten Your Day With This Glorious Animal Crossing Tom Nook Cake

Yours for just 2,800,000 bells

It just got Darkman in here.

In this form he can not ask you for your moving fees.

No raspberry mousse brains and fondant bones?

Hope PETA doesn't see this

That cake is amazing, and the video is cool until they CUT HIS FACE OPEN 😱

Seeing the knife sliding through Nook’s delicious, chocolate-coated head is like watching a scene from some gruesome Animal Crossing x Mortal Kombat crossover.

I suppose after all these years of shady financial dealings, you could say Tom Nook has finally got his just desserts.

I could handle eating this cake, but could never slice into an Isabelle cake.

Amazing work...though I'm not a big fan of hours and hours (...so many hours) of work to turn a cake into a sculpture only to tear it apart as soon as you build it.

But let's be honest. This isn't the first time you've seen a knife sliding into Nook's face in your mind, is it?

Christ on a Caribbean cruise! I despise Nook and his pair of bumbling crotch goblins!

Hopefully it screams like Hendrix's guitar on the high notes as you slice into it! Of course that million octave, Edvard Munch type scream would be automatically followed a nanosecond later by a additional, albeit much quieter scream omitted from little Timmy 'runt of the litter' Nook!

Rabid! The three of em! 😂 😂

Hmmmm on further investigation via Google, Tommy and Timmy are in fact his "nephews", NOT the direct offspring results of his savage loins! (As I wrongly implied in my post above)

@Mr-Glissando What? NEPHEWS? TOM NOOK HAS A BROTHER?

EDIT: I did some research, it doesn’t look like Tom is related to Timmy and Tommy. I looked up “Timmy and Tommy Nook relation to Tom Nook” and here’s the results:

https://www.thegamer.com/animal-crossing-new-horizons-timmy-tommy-not-related-tom-nook/

@BabyYoshi65 I wouldn't always trust TheGamer. They use stupid clickbait and a lot of their stuff is just speculation.

@EdwardElric There was multiple other sources that said the same thing. Everybody thinks Tom adopted Timmy and Tommy from the same orphanage he donates most of his money to.

@BabyYoshi65

😂😂 I've just read the link!

Frankly I'm so shocked I can't even continue watching my snuff movie!!! I dislike Tom Nook even more now! Hanging about with mere whippersnappers that aren't even related to him. Not to mention he's got them grafting in the Cranny from 8am till 10pm!

He just needs a tracksuit, a cigar, copious amounts of jewellery and a blonde wig = Jimmy Nookvile 😂😂

I for one FULLY expect Nintendo to patch in an angry Simpsons style mob of animals appearing en masse to burn down the town hall! Thus resulting in Nook being dragged out and publicly hung in the main square plaza in front of a baying mob!

SHOCKED!!! FUMIN!!!

@BabyYoshi65 Oh, ok. Thanks for clarifying!

@BabyYoshi12

😂😂