More than a year ago, the Japanese Pokémon YouTube channel uploaded a video so bizarre that you have to wonder if it's a preliminary experiment in mind control. It had Slowpoke and reggae in it, though, so we happily shared it.
Surprisingly, the video has suddenly reappeared with an English dub. According to the description, it's due to new Slowpoke gear being added to the PokémonCenter.com online store, but we're on to you, Pokémon Company. We're on to you.
So hey, enjoy the video!
If your mental faculties are still your own, you can also check out the full lyrics of the song in the video's description.