In this completely silly run of bite-sized features, we're going to write a new version of '12 Days of Christmas' with a Nintendo twist that will, hopefully, be good enough to sing.
A big chair in a Pear Tree
When there's a line with 'tree' in it, Animal Crossing is the only way to go. In the bizarre AC economy your daily chores include shaking trees for fruit and other things. It's not uncommon for furniture to fall from trees, which would certainly put furnishing stores out of business in the real world.
Be sure to share your suggestions for additional lyrics in the comments below; a classic Christmas song will be born.
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...two Power Gloves, and a big chair in a pear tree!
Reminds me that I still need to go snag a coconut from the island to complete my fruit tree collection.
I started one 2 days ago - only need 1 more day W/ thanks to the couple of commenters who have collaborated so far, I'll find their names later:
12 hard to find amiibo
11 eShop cards
10 million Wii U sales (by the Epiphany maybe, call me)
9
8 player Smash
7 SSBU control options
6 menu home screens (which still don't have themes)
5 player asynchronous gameplay
4 Gamecube controllers
3 DS
2 Bayonettas
1 Wii U
@rjejr Cynical me would go for 9 third-party releases. Hmm. Something with 999 perhaps? Or 99 Seconds?
I really want to change 5 to (Miss Piggy voice) FIIIIIIIVE MENU THEMES!!!
The most bizarre thing I've found in ACNL trees is a laptop (that still worked) and two satellites, not very festive but certainly the weirdest thing to fall from a tree...
Those are lemon, peach, and orange trees. I'm offended.
@rjejr Nine different Mario Games!!!!! (Mario Maker, NSMBU, Mario Kart, Smash Bros, SM3DW, SMB, SMB2, SMB3, SMW)
*ducks head.
Seeing that screenshot makes me want to play ACNL again, thankfully I'll be able to once Nintendo transfers my old NNID to the 3DS I got recently.
Edit: Well that was fast, I got the email immediately by the time I went home for lunch.
@Vineleaf - 9 third party releases? That not cynical it's overly optimistic Well on Wii U anyway, I'd say 3DS is almost even between Nintnedo and 3rd party: SSB43DS, Pokemon AS/OR, Majoras Mask vs MH4U, Yokai Watch, Fantasy Life and STEAM.
@Darknyht - But Smash Bros doesn't have Mario in the title, only Bros.
Could probably add in Paper Mario Sticker Star and M&L Dream Team to easily make 9 this gen though, Wii U adn 3DS. And Dr. Mario, it's an old game bu this character is new in Smash Wait, dont all SSBU characters have 9 costumes? NVM, only 8.
@rjejr 9 should be gold controllers
Me and my friends made up a Zelda 12 Days of Christmas a few days back, and it went like this:
12 Cuccos killing
11 sword swings
10 Gorons dancing
9 dungeons for delving
8 Triforce shards
7 years of waiting
6 Faces of Evil
5 Golden Skulltulas
4 swords for Toon Link
3 alternate timelines
2 Octoroks
And an Ocarina of Time!
Has nobody realized that a pear tree will never have a chair in it, as furniture will only drop from non-fruit trees?
I'm surprised no one's suggested two turtle shells yet.
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