Weirdness: Slowpoke Reggae Exists, and it's Terrifying
Posted by Karen Halloran
Kind of catchy, still nightmare inducing
Everyone's Friday jut got a little weirder with the official Pokémon YouTube channel's latest post, a nearly four minute reggae epic of Slowpoke doing Slowpoke things like attempting to swallow other Slowpokes' tails, Busby Berkeley water number-style:
One theory states that this video is related to an online Slowpoke-themed fishing game. Another potentially more plausible theory holds that Nintendo and Game Freak may well be under the control of the Illuminati lizard men and are performing an experiment to see if it's possible to mellow humans' emotions while inducing a feeling of low-level fright.
It's certainly not the first instance of odd Pokémon music, and we're sure it won't be the last.
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