WiiWare Gets Weirder with Pelvic Floor Training on Friday
Posted by James Newton
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Last year Kaasa released Physio Fun Balance Training to help rehabilitate patients following hip, leg or foot surgery. Many readers rubbed their eyes in disbelief, but you've seen nothing yet.
This Friday sees the release of Physiofun: Pelvic Floor Training for 1,000 Nintendo Points. Pelvic floor exercises are chiefly used to help women retain bladder control following pregnancy, but they also work in men to help prevent stress incontinence, for example.
Will you, like one lucky Nintendo Life reviewer, be digging out your Balance Board for this game on Friday?
WiiWare – Physiofun Pelvic Floor Training (Kaasa, 1,000 Wii Points)
Pelvic Floor Training, developed with the Dr. Becker hospital, is the perfect fitness workout for women looking to do some postnatal exercise.
The exercises are aimed at assisting in locating and training your pelvic floor to help improve posture and general body feeling.
The comprehensive 30 day pelvic floor training scheme provides a gentle introduction and increases the training to match your preferences. The daily exercise sessions last for about 10 minutes and provide the option to create individual training plans. Sessions can be augmented with or without the support of mini-games.
#1
gojiguy said:
wha. i. what. is. what. WHAT.
#2
MERG said:
Who gets to review this one...Chicken?
#3
SMW said:
Pelvic minigames? Sounds good to me.
#4
The_Fox said:
Holy crap, that sounds lame as hell. I had almost forgotten about this one.
#5
James said:
@MERG It will be my great honour and duty.
#6
CrimsonMoonMist said:
Learn to pelvic thrust like PRO with Physiofun: Pelvic Floor Training (tm)!
Only on Nintendo Wii.
#7
Magi said:
WiiWare clearly needs a Kegal Excercise Training "game" next. Day 1 purchase for the Misses.
#8
Ron_DelVillano said:
Isn't this a mini-game from We Dare?
#9
MERG said:
@James...I'm sorry to hear that.
#10
SilverBaretta said:
@Magi: Wow... that would be just.... Wow.
Didn't Physiofun Balance-whatev actually get a
gooddecent review? I wonder what this will be. Get to it ASAP James!#11
TheBaconator said:
Bladder Control for woman after pregnancy...At least now the Wii won't just help you burn calories, but will also help the bladders of young mothers everywhere. Kudos to the mastermind behind this one...Good Luck reviewing that.
#12
Mange said:
@James: If this title is aimed for the ladies... why do you review it?
#13
Yasume said:
WiiWare is just not what it used to be anymore.
#14
Number_6 said:
"...they also work in men to prevent stress incontinence.."
Finally! A solution to those "awkward" moments during boss fights!
#15
JayArr said:
Kegel FTW!
#16
Dazza said:
@Mange I think the answer to that one is self-explanatory!
#17
JayArr said:
lol ... owned
#18
theblackdragon said:
right-click, saved
#19
edhe said:
I wasn't aware there was a...second picture.
#20
Capt_N said:
Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares, b/c of that pic...
#21
Mange said:
lol, I understand now.
#22
MeloMan said:
"Get on the floor"
With her, sure, does she come with the game?
#23
TikiTong said:
Hmm,that picture reminded me of my reaction when i heard about this game
#24
mastermp2 said:
I bet some "guys" will buy this in order to..... well.... you know...... train their pelvis in order to........ perform better in sex and stuff
#25
SMEXIZELDAMAN said:
/me gets on teh floor
#26
turtlelink said:
Epic pony tails ftw.
#27
Radixxs said:
Not that I need the practice, but...
#28
WolfRamHeart said:
I think James should make this a video review.
#29
Ravage said:
Where did the second pic come from?!!!
#30
Slapshot said:
I can't wait to read this review!
@Daz... Dude, your so wrong for that one!
#31
SuperLink said:
I've literally been staring at the computer screen for like, 5 minutes wondering how such a thing could ever come to exist on a gaming console......I salute the soul who has the bravery and courage to try and evaluate this...this...this THING!
#32
moosa said:
I expect a video to go along with the upcoming NL review.
#33
DrDaisy said:
Is this anything you couldn't accomplish with a book or instruction video on a tape or DVD?
#34
Ren said:
1000 points! I guess there's a lot of content there, should be a meaty review. Could be the next party game collection craze for the more 'open minded' couples.
pelvic volley ball, pelvic Elvis dancing, pelvic labyrinth balance, pelvic grill burger flipping, pelvic couples only unlockables... the sky's the limit. finally Sexy Poker has competition in the "creepy,-basement-guy -DL's ' genre.