Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow Poo Facts
Posted by Corbie Dillard
D3Publisher talks a little sh*t about their upcoming DS RPG.
D3Publisher has just sent over the newest bit of news on their upcoming DS release Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow. It seems they felt the need to set the record straight on the Poo Facts and they've put together a few of the more important ones below for your reading pleasure.
Poo Facts:
- Poo Snakes are made of piles of poo that have been infected with a parasite. These create a symbiotic being that is basically a sentient poo.
- Poo Snakes have short tempers.
- Poo Snakes love shiny things and rare minerals.
- More powerful Poo Snakes can transform into Metallic Poo Snakes.
- Poo Snakes often store items within their own bodies which they can release at will.
Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow will be available on the Nintendo DS, and is ESRB-rated “E10+.” For more information, please visit the D3Publisher website at http://www.d3publisher.us.
We'll keep you posted on any new developments with Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow and we'll have a full review shortly after the game's release.
#1
Cipher said:
METALLIC POO SNAKES FTW!
#2
Ravage said:
...What was that...?
#3
Macaronius said:
#4
turtlelink said:
I want this game...
#5
lex0plex said:
This is weird... Poopie Cube and Platinum Poo?
#6
Corbs said:
Poop sells people. It's a fact!
#7
Raylax said:
#8
pixelman said:
...are they trying to kill what little's left of my interest?
#9
Chunky_Droid said:
o_O
#10
WolfRamHeart said:
I love poo!
#11
Oregano said:
I want this in Europe. I may have to import some games!
#12
Slapshot said:
I think Ill play with my Pissed Off Metallic Poo Snake while taking a Poo
#13
Noire said:
I want to know... how does a Poo Snake take a poo?
#14
Wolfcoyote said:
I was going to criticize the title of the post...until I read the actual content. What the heck are the developers thinking? What humor does poop have in a game (other than Rare's Conker franchise)?
#15
Tri4ceHolder said:
Hahahahaha poo
#16
JonWahlgren said:
It's the poopocalypse.
#17
TwilightV said:
@Wolfcoyote: You'd understand if you read Akira Toriyama's Dr. Slump.
#18
pikku said:
kinda reminds me of the great mighty poo in Conker's bad fur day
#19
SilverBaretta said:
Wow, the title and tagline just brightened up my day.
#20
Wolfcoyote said:
@TwilightV: Dr. Slump? If I wasn't about to go to bed after a long day of work I would head straight to Google and Wikipedia. I guess I can withdraw my previous statement (for now), but toilet humor in a Blue Dragon series game?
#21
irken004 said:
I'll stick with MH Tri's dung bombs....
Hehe.... sticky....
#22
Adam said:
And they said Earthbound was advertised poorly.
#23
the_shpydar said:
Sentient poo?
Mr. Hankey? HOWDY-HO, KYLE!!
#24
Koto said:
UH....poo?
#25
Corbs said:
Yes. Poo.
#26
Swiket said:
Feces.
#27
Stuffgamer1 said:
@Wolfcoyote: You DO know that the original Blue Dragon on Xbox 360 was chock full of Poo Snakes, right? They're pretty much the series' answer to Dragon Quest Slimes: Used for freaking EVERYTHING, with about a kazillion different forms (including TWO über-powerful optional bosses).
#28
Arcanum said:
what made them choose the name poo? did some guy actually "poo" his pants and oula sh** snakes get incorperated into the game.....
#29
WaveBoy said:
Poo Snakes you say? love it!
unique and totaly weird/unusual
Too bad I'm not a fan of RPG's. But I LOVE Dragon Ball Z(funimation dub)
regarding the art direction
#30
odd69 said:
LOL this is great
#31
Fuzzy said:
Surely they could have came up with something better than that.
#32
The_Fox said:
Player has attacked Poo.
Poo takes 10 damage.
Poo attacks player.
Player takes 1 damage.
Player contracts Cholera!
#33
Percentful said:
This stinks.
Heh heh heh.