It's no wonder Link does the things he does. All he needs is a fairy in a jar and he can go and do whatever stupid thing he wants and the fairy'll just reanimate his corpse. Pretty handy when you're out battling pig demon things and whatnot.
Your mortal enemy may not be a Machiavellian tyrant, but that doesn't mean you wouldn't look dashing with the latest in Hyrule fashion. These non-rejuvenating fairies are smaller than a pea and come in pink, violet, blue, gold, red, green, bright pink or teal to match whatever tunic you choose to wear.
They're currently sold out, but if you contact YellerCrakka, you can get one made especially for you. Just be on the lookout for evil oinkers.