Evasive Space - Best Evasive Skills Competition
Posted by Darren Calvert
To coincide with the North American release of Evasive Space this coming Monday we’ve teamed up with Akinai Games to give you the opportunity to win a copy of the game by sharing with us your best example of evading something.
The object being evaded could be anything: a random projectile; the horror of kissing a great aunt with a hairy chin; a large dog turd on the sidewalk/pavement or even artfully shirking off the household chores - the only proviso is that your example of evasion has to make us titter like little schoolgirls.
If you're stuck for inspiration, check out this sterling example of a masterful evasive technique in action:
You can post an actual photo of an evasive event, or even show off your artistic skills in MS Paint if you are so inclined! Just host the image on the interwebs using a service such as Imageshack and post the link below. (550px width would be ideal if you have the skills to resize the image!)
Only one winner will be selected on Monday 16th February (at around 10am GMT). This lucky person will get a copy of Evasive Space gifted to them free of charge. To participate your Wii’s country setting must be set to the United States.
Only one entry per reader please - so make it a good one!
Update: The winner is PDTempest, with this quite frankly unbelievable example of death-avoidance that even Frogger would be proud of:

Well done! We'll be in touch regarding the prize shortly.




























#1
Doogle said:
Dang I wish I could enter this! Here's something that made me laugh anyway:
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1328/katurdaycomevasiveyh7.jpg
#2
RADE said:
Master Evasive technique haha
#3
calculon said:
Hey, there's nothing to laugh about someone throwing a shoe. They seem to be the weapon of choice for modern day assassins.
There'll be no sole-less murders from now on.
Random Task.
#4
tkubas1 said:
Here's a great dodge!!!! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2561/dodgeballinfacepo6.jpg
#5
Doogle said:
@tkubas1 - That's a great example of how not to evade something!
#6
Mr_Saturn said:
This picture has been making its rounds lately:
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1392/evasiveactionhi7.jpg
Just so happens to also be shoe related
Preemptive edit: Yes, the guy made it. Probably needed a new pair of pants though.
#7
Objection said:
4^He didn't dodge.
#8
longtimegamer said:
Is Monday the deadline too? So no videos huh?
#9
SRPirate said:
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6959/u1484428asq3.jpg
Very close dodge.
#10
Kaeobais said:
@Mr. Saturn: Wow, I wouldn't just need a new pair of pants, I'd need a new heart O.O That guy is lucky.
Only america? Damn. Ah well.
#11
Bahamut_ZERO said:
Daz, you have redeemed yorselfwith that picture. Best scene ever
And ES comes out Monday. I cant wait for the review, by Corbie of course (it is a shump after all)
#12
stratocastx said:
Here's a picture of me practicing my evasion techniques on a ticket booth sign before evading more difficult challenges: aliens, dinosaurs, mummies, and a T-1000
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9332/evadingsignuo4.jpg
#13
Draygone said:
Hmm, yes, that would be when I nodded off at the wheel of my car.
I know, I know, it's dumb of myself if I let myself fall asleep while driving, but here's the real kicker: this had been going on for a month or so.
Yeah, real tired after work, I was getting. It was hard staying awake, once I started going off the road, but the sound of the loud gravel woke me up. Eventually, though, my luck would run out. I was nodding off at the wheel, coming on to a construction zone. Traffic was stopped. I woke up in time to see that I was going to hit a pickup truck with its gate down. I managed to swerve around it in time.
...Only to hit an oncoming car.
I eventually did a way to keep myself awake on the way home from work: chewing gum.
#14
Wiiloveit said:
Wait... Corbie's reviewing this? I wonder what score it might get...
#15
Dazza said:
Corbie is a but busier than usual at the moment so it will be a mystery reviewer giving you the verdict on Evasive Space next week.
Besides it's not a shooter, it's about avoiding things. This would just confuse an shmup king such as the Corbinator!
Some good evasive images so far, keep em rolling in!!
PS: Canadians can enter too, but you will need to switch your Wii settings over to USA to receive the gift.
#16
KnucklesSonic8 said:
This is awesome!! I'm dying to get this game so if I participate, that would be great if I got it as it is one of my most anticipated titles.
#17
Bahamut_ZERO said:
@Wiiloveit: A 6. Duh
(sarcasm,its really a 7)
@Dazza: Mystery reviewer eh? Lets try that new guy Scott, Ilike him:)
#18
Wiiloveit said:
Hmmm... a mystery reviewer, eh? Is it... (thinks of the first American guy that comes to my head) OBAMA?
#19
slambert215 said:
@Wiiloveit
It starts with s and ends with even.
#20
KnucklesSonic8 said:
@slambert: By my username starts with a K and ends with an 8! lol. XD
I got some great ideas for this contest.
Can we make a video too?
#21
accc said:
Jesus evading a dragon in his giant hot dog mobile!
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2086/jesusevadingadragon298iv3.jpg
#22
longtimegamer said:
@accc - Did you do the drawing and if so, how'd the heck you think that one up??
#23
accc said:
The original picture was just jesus in the hot dog, I added the dragon to give it some evasive flair!
#24
Taiyou said:
http://i39.tinypic.com/1ik19x.jpg
That's the best I could think up. I don't think I can win with this but I hope it makes you at least chuckle a little bit...
#25
KnucklesSonic8 said:
@Taiyou: That definitely DID make me laugh!
#26
Taiyou said:
Oops, my Wii is european, I can't win anyway lol. At least I had a great 5 minutes pause on my studies to make the drawing...
#27
CrystalWolf said:
not really a picture, loosely related in the sense of not evading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB4Z0LNGBPY
#28
AlexSays said:
Dazza makes a good point, Corbie would be lost.
He'd constantly be searching for the button to shoot.
#29
guardian42 said:
@Bahamut ZERO: Heh, thanks for the comment. But it's gonna be a mystery till Monday, like most VC and WW releases, LOL.
#30
calculon said:
Will I win if I avoid sending in a picture?
#31
citizen_zane said:
Posted Thu, 12 Feb 2009 - By Darren Calvert "the only proviso is that your example of evasion has to make us titter like little schoolgirls."
Well Darren, here is an example of evasion, complete with tittering little schoolgirls! http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc313/citizen_zane/dodgeball.jpg
Check out the air that kid gets as he dodges that ball!
#32
AlexSays said:
Calculon wins.
#33
calculon said:
@citizen_zane: Neo forgot all about his childhood Matrix experiences. There is no ball.....
@AlexSays: Thanks. That makes you one on Calculon's Christmas list. And only one
#34
MarkyVigoroth said:
insert ROFL emote from deviantArt here
I have nothing against Mr. Bush, but... supresses laughter
But still, I plan to not participate.
#35
Olimar_91 said:
Not much, but here's my entry:
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1461/evadety2.png
=)
#36
Digiki said:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9428/cheetahgazellegb1.jpg
#37
tatemon555 said:
I don't care for the contest, but Evasive Space on Monday? If Onslaught, BB+, Cave Story, Butterfly Garden, Pop Them Drop Them SameGame, or Adventure Island WW come out with it, then it'll be the best update since the beginning of WiiWare.
#38
Objection said:
Alright, here's my entry. It's an "unmotivational" poster I found. http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7897/2851979316f20b7ff3elu3.jpg
#39
Damo said:
Some chucklesome additions here. Keep them coming, folks.
#40
Wiiloveit said:
Here's a bad attempt at being evasive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGGyVklPHg
And another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTaTvwl4-28
@Calculon: you just have to go and ruin everything, now, don't you?
Also: good artwork on the eyes there, Olimar91, and Taiyou and tccc's creations also made me laugh. As Damo said, "keep them coming, folks".
#41
calculon said:
@Wiiloveit: Aww ... I love it when you talk all cute like that. Do it again
#42
Wiiloveit said:
@Calculon: You smell funny.
And I've got more where that came from.
#43
calculon said:
@Wiiloveit: Classic. Keep 'em coming.
#44
anthonyb said:
@Wiiloveit: OMG The Coke Fail video is pretty awesome. Though he fails miserably at being "evasive".
#45
Wiiloveit said:
@Calculon: Hows about... your face looks like a robot's face.
Hah! Although, I should follow the rules of no bullying...
#46
Mayhem said:
Well there's this that I saw recently... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFdGKeQph-Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_5BHmaSI4
On the other hand, there is the end to this legendary fight... now this WAS evasion of a kind
#47
PDTempest said:
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm43/PDTempest/Jesus_is_Alive_and_Well.jpg
#48
Toddr said:
Here's some great evasion.
http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-15-cents-stop.jpg
#49
Javet said:
Here's mine:
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8818/evadedogly3.jpg
#50
Toddr said:
Did you just go to google images and search evade?
#51
Objection said:
Btw, to several people above, you're only supposed to submit one! That may disqualify you, so you might want to edit and have only one submission. But what do I care, it only improves my odds!
#52
KnucklesSonic8 said:
lol, Obj_Blaster.
Looks like I got some competition. Some.. not so much. lol.
If I understand correctly, it's gotta make 'em laugh too...
Narrowed my submission down. Holding off a bit. Still wondering if I'm allowed to use a vid. I may need make my own, which is why I'm asking.
#53
Dazza said:
The competition is only for images, not videos
C'mon lets see some more MS Paint art, they've been the funniest so far!
#54
KnucklesSonic8 said:
Thanks for clarifying, Dazza! Photoshop FTW! lol.
#55
Chrisketchum1 said:
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3232/poododgerfq4.jpg
Here's my picture for the contest. {I didn't edit this picture at all. It is honestly real poo.}
For the game, it actually looks like geometry wars with more dodging like gameplay.
#56
tkubas1 said:
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9030/aajh111elimanningsuperbtg0.jpg
#57
d41 said:
Here's my entry/attempt... It's a quick drawing I made. =)
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/705/evadetb9.jpg
#58
Jockolantern said:
Honestly, a pretty sucky entry on my part, but it's the best I could come up with from an original point of view and I figured it might amuse one or two people. ^_~ Especially since tax season is coming right up and we all know how much we'd love to evade that.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2913/bullettaxtimelo2.jpg
#59
jordanr said:
Hey Dazza do you have any idea if Evasive Space is going to have a PAL release since HVS is not publishing this one?
#60
KnucklesSonic8 said:
@Taiyou: As far as I'm concerned, you have one of the best submissions. It's such a shame you can't win!!
I'll be submitting my entry once I'm sure it should be submitted.
I had a really good one (two, actually) but the problem is, I didn't think they'd be funny enough and TBH, I was confused as to which one you want more out of our submissions: More skills, or more humor.
I had a better submission, like I said, that exemplified more skill (I'll keep my mouth shut so noone can snag my idea, lol) but this'll have to do I suppose.
Mine: http://i39.tinypic.com/smrnsj.jpg
Hats off to the Megaman and Avoid question ones. Those two are my favs.
#61
Dazza said:
@jordanr - We asked about Europe in our interview. I guess they will wait to see what the US sales are like before committing to this.
#62
Dazza said:
The winner is PDTempest with a quite frankly unbelievable example of death-avoidance that even Frogger would be proud of!
Thanks for all your entries, it was hard to decide between them!
#63
JohnshiBRPG said:
WOW!!! PD Tempest wins!
#64
PDTempest said:
wow awesome!!! I want to thank my mom and... no lol jk. I visit this site every day I just don't post often. This is especially exciting as I own a Fansite about one of High Voltage's other games in the Works The-Conduit. Check it out: www.the-conduit.webs.com
#65
StarDust said:
The Coca-cola spill video was hilareous!!!
And just for kicks, here's a much less fortunate HD television that did a terrible job of wii-mote dodging
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrvkPo7TZ4&eurl=http://failblog.org/page/15/
#66
Wiiloveit said:
Congrats, PDTempest - but I think what we all want to know is this: what were your other ideas, KS8?