Uwe Boll Wants A Fight
Posted by Anthony Dickens
The notorious film director is fed up with the games press and offers the chance for five critics to fight him!
Dr Boll has had enough, he's totally fed up with Internet critics slamming his movies over and over again, so much so he actually wants to fight them. Yes, really.
"I'm fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see[ing] them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films."
However, the Bollster has come up with a solution, violence. He has formally challenged his critics to a fight. Maybe he's been watching too much UFC.
"Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a boxing ring to fight Uwe Boll.
"Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press."
The director has imposed a few rules on entrants, but its pretty straight forward. You must two negative articles published about his work, prior to 2006 and weigh between 140 and 190 pounds. Fancy your chances? Drop a message to boll-kg.de.