Skyward Sword Joke of the Day

Question: Who is the only person who doesn't know anything about Wii MotionPlus's calibration?
Answer: Shigeru Miyamoto during E3 2010.

Boooo!

Who is making these jokes?

OK, I really don't like the controls now. I was one bomb away from defeating Scaldera, and coincidentally half a heart away from dying (used all my potions/fairies before I got to the boss), and of course, like he does 50-75% of the time, instead of rolling a bomb, Link swung his sword, dooming me.

After starting over and going through the cutscene and everything again, Fi tried to be helpful by offering me advice. I had no idea my sword probably isn't going to hurt it, thanks Fi! And what's this you say? Bombs may work? But not on the outside of him? I have to find a different way to hurt it with them? You're just full of wisdom!

Really wanna hurt Fi and my gold controller right now.
_{on the bright side, off to lanaryu or whatever desert}

I don't think I ever had to frantically use bombs after that part, so at least it should be looking up for you from here out, if I remember right. I hate the bomb controls so much.

Yay. How far are you now, anyway?

I hated the bomb controls for awhile but I really dig 'em now. Just takes practice.

I used bombs today for the first time and was surprised that I didn't have any problems with them and most of people still say that they're hard to get work right. I threw them, bowled them and just left them on the ground and not even once did I have troubles with them in the half hour which I used to mess around with them. Am I doing something wrong as I have no troubles?

I'm not saying they're bad for everyone, but "practice" is not going to change my personal opinion of them; I've used them enough to make a decision. The fact of the matter is if this game used traditional controls for the bombs I would never have this problem. That alone shows that they can hurt the experience.

I'm just as far as you but on the second set of dungeons. You're on your way to one of the most unique areas in a Zelda game, by the way, and it only gets crazier when you come back to it later.

I didn't need much, if any, practice on any of the other items. I had a ton of trouble with bomb controls for all of the Eldin section of part one, which lasted me a few hours, so I don't think it's really much a matter of practice. No one part of a video game should take hours of practice. That's just bad controls, to me. Thankfully, I haven't need to use bombs much sense, at least not while on a short fuse or while being attacked by a giant monster.

I got frustrated in the Ordon area, not knowing how to roll bombs... You probably know what part I'm talking about... Now it's second nature...

I'm about to do the 4th dungeon....the Ancient Cistern right?

.....Ok how exactly do you do a stupid "final strike" thing? It says to move the wiimote and nunchuck up and press A. But it won't work...I'm at the final boss, so yeah...this is irritating. T.T (especially since I have to turn the game off and restart everything to keep the potions I have. >_>)
What do you do exactly to pull that thing off? :/

... You been doing it all the time... You never ONCE did it before?!
Spoilers

I guess you fought Ghirahim differently then.

Just get close and move your Wii Remote and Nunchuck down at the same time.

**SPOILERS**
I usually do it every now and then when trying, but any other time (which happens to be the very last boss...not G) it takes it as a Shield Thrust or Spin Attack. By the time I DO get it right, I miss him. (and end up taking damage, ugh)
Guess I'll try down next time, though I did beat the game...but at least I still needed help on that problem. xD (since its gonna be a lot worse in Hero Mode. >.>)

spoilers
It's suppose to miss at least once.

Well I missed multiple times. xD

Do you Skyward Sword fans agree that Skyloft is the best main town in the Zelda franchise?

Everyone living in Skyloft has great personalities and different while Twilight Princess has nothing but stereotypes in Hyrule Castle Town.

Skyloft has nothing on Ruto.

Can anyone assist me?

SPOILERS!

For the Lumpy Pumpkin Harp sidequest, I've played the Harp a lot and I keep failing it. I don't know if I'm supposed to hold the Wii Remote a certain way while playing the Harp. Does anyone have ANY tips?