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Topic: The Magical Story Of My Wii's Magical Story: From His Rise To Fame and His Fall At The Hands Of Addictive Disc Read Errors

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HappyChris

Wittle Mr.Wii liked to eat discs at such a young age. I could tell from that chilly November morning in 2006 that we would both get fat and die together, old and lonely, playing games that required very few motion controls.

baby oxen > baby cows?

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HappyChris

Then it all changed, WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED.
And by the Fire Nation I obviously mean disc read errors, which have really caused a strain between me and Mr.Wii's relationship.

baby oxen > baby cows?

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HappyChris

I've even resorted to philandering with other consoles... EVERY DAY I SHAMEFULLY STICK IN A GAMECUBE DISC AND PLAY HAPPILY FOR HOURS, but in the end there is still that empty feeling that could only be filled with Mr.Wii's favorite remote.

baby oxen > baby cows?

Nintendo Network ID: TheHappyPwnyClub

mamp

LMAO @HappyPwny
You are one funny guy made me LOL when the fire nation attacked.

The cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
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HappyChris

mamp wrote:

LMAO @HappyPwny
You are one funny guy made me LOL when the fire nation attacked.

The point is, my Wii won't play a single disc except for Call of Duty: World at War.
FIRE NATION, NAZIS, same thing

baby oxen > baby cows?

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mamp

Well sounds like Mr. Wii needs some therapy and by therapy I mean it needs to be sent it for repairs.

The cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
NNID: Muffin-Gun

HappyChris

But then won't Nintendo take out all my cookie makIng elves D; ?
AND ALSO CHARGE ME A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY.

baby oxen > baby cows?

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theblackdragon

Try talking to them — we've heard tales of people whose skills at eloquence were so fantastic they were able to lull Nintendo into a false sense of security and then have them fix their dual-layered-discs-not-reading Wiis for no charge. Call them and ask for help. :3

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