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Topic: You know what? THIS should be THE Wii U's commercial

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Melkaticox

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Wake up, people!
Jontron slaps me

"Are you tired of shaking your hand to play Wii Minigame Collection #1000? ...
Then FORGET ABOUT IT!!

Here is the NINTENDO WII U!! Play Deus Ex: Human Ultimatum in glorious HD graphics!! Play New Super Mario Bros. U from the other side of the room with the new, exciting, gamePAD!! ...It's not a tablet or an accessory, it's PART OF THIS BRAND NEW CONSOLE!!
Want to let your girlfriend watch True Blood? Let her. You won't need to wait until she finishes, since you will be able to see what happens on your game with the gamepad's screen! This is called off-TV play and it's supported by most Wii U games, by the way.

Want to see a Youtube video while playing Pikmin 3? You can! See anything on youtube with the gamepad OR your TV screen while you keep playing your game with no interruptions! Have fun! ...Until your girlfriend tells you she wants to see Glee but after that HAVE FUN!!

Need help defeating the Plesioth in Monster Hunter Ultimate? Don't worry, you don't even need to go to the internet! Just press the Home button of the gamepad and access the Miiverse to ask for help! The HUGE Wii U community that can be accessed by any player, at any time...either that, or stop playing alone.

If you ever get tired of holding the gamepad for some reason, no biggie, you can also use the Wii U Pro Controller, Wiimote Plus or Classic Controller to play most games!

What? You think THAT is not exciting? Then wait until you see this:
Insert segments of Xenoblade 2's trailer here

Want to play THAT, and the following Nintendo Wii U exclusives? Bayonetta 2, Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3, 3D Mario, Zelda U, Fire Emblem x Shin Megami Tensei, Wind Waker HD, Super Smash Bros 4 Then stop wasting your money on the Playfield 40 or the Zblock 9001!

Nintendo Wii U. Be like the cool kids on the block and get one. You may even get a girlfriend as pretty as that actress we just used...

Well, you sure as hell ain't getting one with the Zblock 9001."

Edited on by Melkaticox

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Aviator

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Melkaticox wrote:

The HUGE Wii U community

I thought advertisements had to be factual.

In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
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SCAR392

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I think Nintendo just needs to show Pikmin 3 footage and a bit of story in a dramatic do or die scenario like they usually do on TV(commercials) and Wii Us will be teleported into peoples' houses from that point forward, or Smash Bros, or Pokemon with the NFC. Who knows, but they didn't really have a good starting commercial because all the software is still under wraps at Nintendo HQ.

EDIT: Or a commercial that trips people out so much, that they think they are floating and they go get one. No tricks, schemes, lies, or smart aleck attitudes, though. That's not the right way to advertise goods.

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Magikarp3

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Aviator wrote:

Melkaticox wrote:

The HUGE Wii U community

I thought advertisements had to be factual.

Now wouldn't that make the world a better place :D

Although imo, a commercial like this would make the WiiU about as reputable as the ShamWow :p

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Melkaticox

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Magikarp wrote:

Aviator wrote:

Melkaticox wrote:

The HUGE Wii U community

I thought advertisements had to be factual.

Now wouldn't that make the world a better place :D

Although imo, a commercial like this would make the WiiU about as reputable as the ShamWow :p

Is that a bad thing?

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